The Best Rosalie Aprile Quotes

Carmela: So did you hear?
Gabriella: You're talkin' about the Bonpensieros, right?
Carmela: Hang on, Gab, call waiting. It might be Tony from Italy. Hello?
Rosalie: I didn't sleep a wink last night. My God. Isn't this awful?
Carmela: Did you tell Franny Altieri?
Rosalie: OOH! No. She's gonna shit when she hears this.

Carmela: [referring to Furio] His mother was coming: he was so excited, we had a "date" to go to Color Tile
Rosalie: [confused] "Date?"
Carmela: To look at tiles for his mother's apartment, no phone call? No note? I know I sound foolish
Rosalie: No, you don't, honey
Carmela: When I ran into Darlene at church, it felt like somebody punched me in the stomach, I almost threw up the sacrament. What am I gonna do?
Rosalie: What's there to do? A couple of months, you'll forget all about him
Carmela: I don't know if I can
Rosalie: You don't think Tony said "something" to him, do you?

Carmela: [over the phone] this is so terrible to do on such short notice but I just got off the phone with ma
Rosalie: what's the matter?
Carmela: it's my father: they had some troubling test results, something to do with his white blood cells
Rosalie: oh my God
Carmela: yeah, I know, their gonna have to do further testing to be sure of the diagnosis. Ma said they just want to have a quiet Thanksgiving, they said they would have it: just the two of them
Rosalie: they should be with their family
Carmela: I feel so awful giving you so little notice
Rosalie: don't be silly, I just wish there was something I could do
Carmela: thank you, that is so sweet and of course I'll let you know if I know anything more
Rosalie: ok, take care sweetheart, bye

Rosalie: It's not just us. The president of the Unites States for crying out loud, look what his wife had to put up with, with the the blowjobs and the stained dress.
Angie: Hillary Clinton? I can't stand that woman.
Rosalie: I don't know. Maybe we could all take a page from her book.
Carmela: What, to be humiliated in public and then walk around smiling all the time? That is so false. I would dig a hole, I would climb into it, and I would not come out.
Rosalie: All I know is, she stuck by him and put up with the bullshit and in the end, what did she do? She set up her own little thing.
Gabriella: She did. She took all that negative shit he gave her and spun it into gold. You gotta give her credit.
Carmela: Well, that's true, isn't it?
Carmela: She's a role model for all of us.

Carmela: [referring to seeing, Patsy, Benny meeting with Angie in her office] They were doing "something" behind closed doors
Rosalie: Angie's putting money "on the street"
Carmela: How do you know?
Rosalie: Angie told me
Carmela: She didn't tell me
Rosalie: Oh, probably because of Tony, maybe he didn't want you to know something like that: Me and my big mouth
Carmela: She's got enough money to do that, huh?
Carmela: [after Roe nods] Well, she's pretty successful with that body shop: our grandmother's did it, those were harder times but God bless, right?
Rosalie: She was one of "us", now it's like she's like one of "them"

Rosalie: [while visiting Ralph's son Justin in the hospital] I didn't know if I should come
Ralph: I'm just happy to see you
Rosalie: How is he?
Ralph: Not as good as yesterday
Rosalie: How are you?
Ralph: I just didn't understand what you were going through, I didn't know anything... I was stupid, I'm sorry, I apologize
Rosalie: It's ok, I mean there's no way to know what it's like until it happens to you
Ralph: You were so strong when Jackie Jr. passed away, I don't know how you did it
Rosalie: [hugs him] Justin's gonna be alright: you'll see, his gonna be fine

Rosalie: [while in the hospital cafeteria] I'll be glad to sit with Tony
Carmela: Hospital rules: it's only family for now but thank you. Angie phoned, I guess she's very busy over there with her body shop?
Rosalie: [after AJ walks up to their table, jokingly, implying AJ resembles the Italian-American fashion model] Oh, look who's here, Fabio, I'm available
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano,: [to his mother] So, what, now there's actual roaster of who and when stays with dad and I'm not on it?
Carmela: Frankly, I don't think you'd be interested
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano,: I was sick and I've been trying to study, which is what everyone is usually hassling me about twenty-four, seven. I guess there always has to be something right?
Carmela: Come here and sit down, ok?
Carmela: [when AJ ignores his mother and walks away] Studying? He goes clubbing in New York
Rosalie: You cut him too much slack: you still protect him
Carmela: I know he avoids Tony because he can't face seeing him like that, it frightens him
Rosalie: [adamantly] It frightens everybody, he should get a pass? Kids his age are getting blown up in Iraq
Carmela: you know what's interesting? Janice noticed when AJ talks about Tony possibly not coming out of this, he can't even use the word Dad, he says Anthony Soprano is not going to die.
Rosalie: [sarcastically] Well, that's a fascinating psychological nugget but it don't change the fact if that kid don't pull his end in this, his never gonna forgive himself and nobody else should either
Carmela: It's just that Tony has always loomed so large for AJ
Rosalie: Well, maybe AJ is just a selfish kid that don't give a shit?
Carmela: I'm sorry your son is no longer with us but don't use mine as a guinea pig for your ideas on parenting. I never saw you take a hard line
Rosalie: Why do you think I'm talking to you like this?
Carmela: The thing is Tony has an open incision. If you are there when they change the dressing, it's very hard to take, I don't know if AJ should see that?

Angie: Jesus Christ!
[bursts into tears]
Rosalie: Angie. My God! I'm sure he's adjusted to it.
Angie: Christ, Rosalie! You fucking idiot. I'm not happy Sal is back.
Carmela: [surprised] Angie.
Angie: I'm sad, and depressed. I've thought of killing myself.
Rosalie: [to the ladies eavesdropping at the next table] Fuckin' nosy? Eat your manicott!

Rosalie: I'd like to make a toast: the blossoming friendship between our two children. I'm very happy to see my son spending time with someone like Meadow: she'll be a wonderful influence on him. You did a great job
Carmela: Thank you, solute
Rosalie: It's nice to see our families unite, isn't it? Like with Ralphie, he goes and on about Tony and the promotion, his really happy getting close to him
Carmela: Ralph is a "real find", you hang onto him
Rosalie: It was tough at first, I was afraid everyone was gonna thought I rushed it, that I didn't mourn Jack enough
Carmela: [after Artie walks by their table, not paying attention to them] I think his under a lot of pressure, I heard Charmaine hired a lawyer
Rosalie: Divorce? You know it's funny but you'd think the men in our lives have been... you know and we stay together and here's Artie a regular guy, hardworking and his marriage is in the toilet
Carmela: You can only push a man so far
Rosalie: True, very true

Rosalie: Imagine laying next to a guy for fifteen years and all that time he's been playing for the pink team?
Carmela: Who told you? Tony swore me to secrecy!
Rosalie: I'm not gonna bear my sources. Anyway, it's all over the place.
Carmela: Those poor children. Imagine when they find out their father's a fanook?... But she is such a bright girl, Marie Spatafore. You think she and Vito had some arrangement?
Rosalie: I just hope she gets herself tested.

Ralph: [over the phone, referring to the cost for fixing her car] how could it be thirty-two hundred dollars?
Rosalie: [referring to her mechanic] He said the transmission was completely "compromised"
Ralph: I've never even heard of that, I want my guy to take a look at it
Rosalie: I already told this guy to go ahead
Ralph: Well, then call him back, tell him not to, tell him we're picking up the car
Ralph: [after Vito gives Ralph a nod, implying he successfully killed Jackie Jr] Forget it, I don't care: let him do it
Rosalie: Are you sure honey?
Ralph: [before Roe hangs up] What the fuck did I say? Look, I'm coming home late, I got some shit I gotta do