The Best Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni Quotes

Warren: Why are you in here?
John: I've been accused of being part of a certain Italian-American sub-culture.

Tony: Angelo Garepe came to see me, Lorraine Calluzzo reached out
Johnny: Fuckin twat, didn't you fuck her once?
Tony: Yeah a million years ago, is nothing a secret? Obviously you want to maintain stability but having Phil Leotardo smack your shies around, is that the smartest thing?
Johnny: I've got to nip this Little Carmine shit in the bud otherwise I could see a lot of people start fuckin around. Power Vacuum the capos bide their time nobody's sure who to pay, so nobody get paid
Tony: Alright, I hear you
Tony: Nobody likes that cunt anyway. Always "whack this one whack that one", never enough body count for her. Fuck her let her taste her own medicine
Tony: Alright, whatever
Johnny: I'll tell you something else: a large measure I blame you for this shit with Little Carmine
Tony: What the fuck did I do?
Johnny: You legitimized it, man of your stature goes to Florida to see that schmuck
Tony: Come on, we both agreed Little Carmine's an asshole but the fact is his got a following to his old man
Johnny: So?
Tony: So, Angelo had an idea: his just "floating" this to keep the peace. What if there was a power sharing situation?
Johnny: Power sharing?
Tony: You are all in charge equally but no major decisions can be made without the majority of two
Johnny: What the fuck?
Tony: Hey, this way your not a big target for the Feds. Three other families have this kind of arrangement
Johnny: What's this? The UN now?
Tony: Alright, forget it, forget I said it
Johnny: Fuck that!

Johnny: Yeah?
Ralph: John, it's me
Johnny: And?
Ralph: And I'm calling to tell you how appalled I am. I just got back. I talked to Tony. I love Ginny, I would never say anything like that
Johnny: That's not what I heard
Ralph: From who John?
Johnny: I don't betray confidences, you denying you said it?
Ralph: Fuck yes, I'm denying I said it
Johnny: I don't believe you
Ralph: Just tell me who said this. I'll put a bullet in their fuckin eye
Johnny: You're a real weasel you know that?
Ralph: John please, look, last year when Tony and I had our "thing", that misunderstanding, you were "the voice of reason". You were the one that told me to apologize
Johnny: So, you're apologizing?
Ralph: If that's what it takes
Johnny: Why would you apologize? I thought you didn't say it?
Ralph: I didn't say it
Johnny: [Before hanging up] you know something Ralph? Not only are you a thief, you're a lying fuckin prick. I should've let Tony chop your head off a year ago

Paulie: I bet you didn't counter offer
Johnny: If this gets really bad, there could be a "change"
Paulie: Tony?
Johnny: Suffice to say, now or in the future, Carmine won't forget you. As far as us talking like this...
Paulie: [interrupts him] Just because we're old friends and I know I can "blow off" a little "steam" with you
Johnny: Cheaper than a bartender
Paulie: I'm only trying to bring good relations between the families as I always do and always will, no matter what happens or who's in charge

Paulie: You know we should hit a Devils game some night
Salvatore: You still get tickets from the Greek?
Paulie: Right on the fuckin ice
Salvatore: I'll bring my sweater
Paulie: [Greeting Furio as he walks up to their table] hey, "chef of the future", have a seat
Salvatore: [to Furio, intentionally mispronouncing his name, mocking him] how you doing?
Furio: [Correcting him, unaware of the insult] Furio
Salvatore: [while Furio pours wine for him, jokingly then laughing] you didn't stomp those grapes yourself, did you?
Johnny: [Noticing them] look at this group
Paulie: [to Johnny] hey, "Mr. New York." What did you do? Swim across that river?
Johnny: [Before hugging him, referring to his promotion] come over here: congratulations
Johnny: [to Pussy, referring to his impoliteness] hey, don't get up
Salvatore: I wasn't gonna
Johnny: [Jokingly] piece of shit
Paulie: [referring to Italy] Say hello to Furio, "friend of ours" from the "other side"
Johnny: Oh, hey, I heard a lot about you
Furio: Nice to meet you
Johnny: Yeah, me too, my pleasure

Johnny: [after accepting a collect call from Paulie from prison] speak, how you doing?
Paulie: You know, thanks for the stamps, how you getting on?
Johnny: I feel old
Paulie: Listen John I just want to say I hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad and that it never got back to the Mrs.
Johnny: The fuck you talking about?
Paulie: You didn't hear the joke about Ginny? Never mind: let it die in death
Johnny: What joke?
Paulie: John, you're better off not hearing it. Trust me
Johnny: Fuck that I demand you tell me

Tony: Look, Tony's in hiding, John.
John: You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have NEVER fucking seen.
[pause]
John: We're done here.

Johnny: [while having lunch at a golf club] I'm thinking of going for the acupuncture
Tony: Your shoulder again?
Johnny: It's those long drives: it's already tender
Tony: Next time we'll get you out there Angelo
Angelo: After eighteen years in the can, I'm just happy to be outside
Tony: What, they don't have any golf clubs at Leavenworth?
Angelo: [to Johnny, referring to Tony] his still a smart ass, this one
Johnny: Carmine, you alright? You barely touched your egg salad
Carmine: You smell that?
Johnny: What?
Carmine: burning hair
Johnny: I smell cut grass
Johnny: [to Tony] any word on your cousin getting out?
Angelo: [to Tony] Who's your cousin again?
Tony: Tony Blundetto
Angelo: oh, yeah, good guy, right, right. He was my best buddy inside
Johnny: [to Tony] You gonna give him a party?
Tony: Yeah, you know, get him laid

Carmine: [Referring to Tony and Carmella separating] I'm sorry to learn about the marital situation. Our "thing" is more than a livelihood. One of us suffers a personal tragedy, falls ill what not, and we all feel it deeply no matter what kind of acrimony is in the air
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What's "in the air" is that your losing money out your ass
Carmine: We all agree we want to get back to earning but I reiterate again Zellman had a hand in HUD so I can't as a matter of principle: I can't relinquish my claim.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So?
Carmine: I said forty, you said five and a half, which was ridiculous. Let's split the difference: twenty percent
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Fifteen
Carmine: You know what? In the interest of putting this shit to bed, fifteen
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Good
Carmine: My son was a big help with this I want you to always remember that even when after I'm gone but I'm not going no place
Johnny: Healthy as a fuckin rhino this guy
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You stay that way

Johnny: I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto.
Carmine: What, are you fucking kidding me?
Johnny: He violated my wife's honor.
Carmine: Ralph slept with Ginny?
Johnny: He insulted her. He made a very insensitive joke about her body to some friends of ours.
Carmine: What did he say?
Johnny: [indignant] I have to repeat it? My word's not good enough?
Carmine: Not if you want him clipped over it.

Linda: The defendant's request for temporary release from federal custody to attend his daughter's wedding is ludicrous. Mr. Sacrimoni is a known member of organized crime at the helm of a vast criminal conspiracy
Ron: I notice your wearing a wedding ring Ms. Vaughn, was your father at your wedding?
Linda: My father wasn't awaiting trial on forty-seven RICO predicates including murder
Judge: Mr. Sacrimoni, your application is granted on the following conditions: you'll be released for six hours for the church service and the partying thereafter. During the entirety of the six hours you will be escorted by U.S. Marshals, the cost of their presence, transportation, and the cost of metal detection screening equipment is to be borne by you at your own expense. You will consume no alcohol or other intoxicating substances, do you understand and agree to these conditions?
Johnny: I do your Honor, and thank you

Phil: [During a sit-down] six hundred and twenty-five k for the track plus all that land, that's it?
Hesh: That was a zoning restriction: you're lucky we got a buyer at all
Johnny: Here's what I propose: Tony gets one fifty, twenty-five percent comes from you, and the other seventy-five percent of that comes from Hesh
Phil: Jesus Christ that's like forty grand, you've got to be kidding me John
Johnny: Am I smiling?
Phil: You got some balls kid. I'll give you that much
Tony: You'll give me what I tell you to give me
Johnny: Whoa Tony
Silvio: Take it easy, take it easy
Tony: Fuck that. This ain't the 70's, and I'm not a kid
Phil: Relax, it's an expression
Tony: Well, here's another one expression. You got five days to give me my money

Johnny: [to Tony, while showing him his new Maserati, implying Phil tries to save every penny] Phil treats nickels like manhole covers.

Johnny: [Referring to if the prosecution agreed to their terms of the plea bargain] moment of truth?
Ron: It's still up to the judge. But they're going to recommend fifteen years, $4.1 million, you keep the home, the 45k from the girls variable life insurance, and Ginny's IRA which is worth about a hundred and ten grand
Johnny: And?
Ron: That it, or go to trial
Johnny: Fifteen fuckin years
Ron: Your a young man. In fifteen years, you'll be sixty-seven, the golden years: grand kids
Johnny: [Hesitantly] Do I have to do the allocution?
Ron: You know the allocution is part of it. Practically the whole point
Johnny: I'll take it. that IRA of Ginny's, she worked the tie counter at Wanamaker's, that's where we met

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Carlo was furious: these guys waited by the Hackensack River all fuckin night
Johnny: Fuckin Vespas never got in my hands
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This is Port Newark, where the fuck was your longshoremen?
Johnny: Tightened security at the ports: Al-Qaeda
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after Johnny gets into his Maserati] Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?
Johnny: [before driving off] Lot of things didn't happen that seemed like it they happened. Your cousin didn't whack Joey: the Vespas never got in my hands

Johnny: [During Allegra's wedding reception] obviously I couldn't visit you in the hospital, when I heard what happened I was devastated
Tony: [Eventually asking how much Allegra's wedding's cost] that's life huh? Seriously what's the damages here? What am I in for with Meadow?
Johnny: Not counting the honeymoon? Four twenty-five
Tony: So adjusted for inflation I'm looking at "half a rock"
Johnny: It's all for it, what we put in? The grind? For things like this? Listen I heard Phil came to see you?
Tony: [Noticing the US Marshall's escorting John are standing nearby, realizing they need to go somewhere else to talk] let's go say hello to your dad
Tony: [after greeting John's father and sitting down at their table] I'm going to say a few things and these pricks are watching, I'm going to make it look like I'm talking to your dad and them
Tony: [Referring to the hit on Rusty] What you asked me to do, with the little guy, I can't do it
Johnny: This fuckin prick, his disruptive. He doesn't have the balls to step up himself
Tony: So just keep him away from Phil
Johnny: His a "cancer", I can't let it spread
Tony: Well, your going to have to use one of your own "doctors"
Johnny: Oh I'd love to, believe me. But my position isn't completely solidified. When Carmine died, Rusty could've been boss, he should've been but he didn't want the responsibility
Tony: Like I advised you, say no more, it's too fuckin late now anyway
Johnny: I need your help Tony, some of these guys, my captains. If they find out I'm behind the move against them it'd make things worse. I can't take that risk while I'm in jail
Tony: So I'm supposed to put myself at risk? Share the same fuckin jail cell as you? Forget it John
Johnny: It's Allegra's wedding, the way things are, I don't know if I'll be around for Catherine's
Tony: Look I know your going through a rough time right now alright?
Johnny: Then do me this favor
Tony: OK I'll take care of it
Johnny: I won't forget it

Ralph: [Before handing him an envelope with money as a gift to his daughter] there he is. John I'm sorry I missed Allegra's nursing school graduation: unforgivable. But I made it up to her
Johnny: [Smiles, before slapping the envelop out of his hand as a way of not accepting his gift and walking away] stick it in your ass
Tony: [Jokingly, suggesting Johnny has a resemblance to the cartoon monster from the breakfast cereal] hey, Count Chocula
Ralph: What the fuck john?
Johnny: [to Tony, referring to Ralphie] keep him away from me
Tony: John, what's going on?
Johnny: [Before walking away] I don't want to talk about it
Tony: [Referring to John's demeanor] what's this?
Ralph: I have no fuckin idea. But I've got better shit to do
Silvio: You saw how it was with them the other night. Something's going on
Tony: Also how is Carmine up my ass about this Freeland Heisen Avenue bullshit? Somebody's talking too much and it's costing me money

Johnny: [During a meeting] what blows me is before when Little Carmine went to Florida, I was actually close with him. I was actually at his wedding party for Christ's sake. He organized this whole bachelor party: lesbian shows, whores fuckin disgusting, and then when he had that kid with that kid lung problem who do you think got him that doctor in Park Avenue?
Tony: Water over the damn
Christopher: I had no idea you two were that close
Johnny: Close? We were like brothers
Christopher: It's a shame you can't find a way to work things out
Tony: [to Christopher, trying to prevent him from interfering] give me a piece of bread
Christopher: Have you thought about this? Maybe you let him keep Lorraine and you take a bigger piece of the Florida shit: the clubs
Johnny: If I wanted to worry about Florida, I'd move to fuckin Miami. You know it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car, as far as I'm concerned you should still be there

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Meeting privately] You been waiting long? Sorry I was interviewing divorce lawyers
Johnny: That's what I always ask myself: "Is it worth it financially?"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You and Ginny are the old married couple
Johnny: Marriage can be very hard work if both aren't pulling their loads. I was wondering, why the delay?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I was going to call you, you're not going to be happy: I'm out. Whacking a boss is bad for business, now that he settled...
Johnny: We can weather it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's not the internal upheaval. Mr. and Mrs. John Q America by in large they sit still for our shit so people get ripped off. They figure it's not them but it's the O.K. Corral out there, and the Feds take heat
Johnny: This is very disappointing
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I know but his an old man come on, your going to get your chance soon enough
Johnny: Don't go into coaching, it's not your "long suit"
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What I was going to say...
Johnny: [Unintentionally misquoting Shakespeare's Macbeth, implying his job is hard enough working for Carmine Lupertazzi Sr., but will even be more difficult working with Carmine Lupertazzi Jr] Tomorrow I go into work. "Creeps on this petty pace." Do I take orders from him again? You know that disgusting fucking cock sucking idiot son of his?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I shouldn't be hearing that. What I was going to say it's a major step but if you want to do it without me as a partner, you do what you do what you gotta do. I will never ever reveal any conversation we had
Johnny: The thing is we had those conversations. Your mouth was moving along with mine. So we just go back to our business at the Esplanade like it never happened?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah that would be the healthy choice
Johnny: Healthy for who? Why the fuck would I ever trust somebody who would leave me holding my cock like this?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I shouldn't have heard that either
Johnny: Well, there you go. There's the fuckin problem
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I still consider you a dear, dear friend

Tony: [Meeting privately] well, here I am, what is it?
Johnny: We go back a long way, we've come way too far to let it go to shit
Tony: With all due respect, if you want to go down memory lane: put it in second gear
Johnny: The Esplanade now: I wish for Carmine's sake he'd ease off
Tony: You should tell him that
Johnny: His so easily upset these days. His teeth. I'll tell you that restaurant thing didn't help
Tony: He hurt my appraiser, what was I suppose to do? It's on page four of the boss manual John, Jesus
Johnny: Your preaching to the choir, you don't even want to hear how many of his decisions end up lightening my pockets
Tony: Why are you telling me all this?
Johnny: Because I know at heart your a pragmatist, as I am. I'm telling you now: Carmine won't bend
Tony: And I just told you I won't
Johnny: If Carmine's health was bad, if something were to happen to him, God forbid, all this unpleasantness would just...
Tony: John, Carmine's fine
Johnny: Yes, his very healthy. Thank God. Call me
Tony: [Realizing Johnny Sack was implying they should kill Carmine] holy shit

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [meeting in Johnny Sack's backyard] Phil has to understand that a punishment has been meted out, and what we are here for, in the end, is to provide, for our sons, our families, the future.
John: He doesn't accept that. His family is smaller by one.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Then, my friend, it's up to you to make him accept that.
John: Make him?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Let's talk, John, about the 500-pound elephant in the room, which is that you started this cycle of bloodshed when you whacked that girl Carmine used to fuck.
John: Lorraine Caluzzo was not a girl. And what kind of man bangs his second cousin?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What are you, the friggin' cardinal? Look, you want to shut down our joint construction projects, eat K-rations, fine. You want Phil to put one into one of my guys, well, that's gonna take you a long way from the rich prick you always wanted to be.
John: So, what do you suggest?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Whatever his legitimate sorrow is, his got a price, he wants to provide for his family.
John: And?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: and what?Meet his price, and that's it, I don't want to nothing else
John: Oh, you don't?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I paid enough, John, I paid a lot.
John: Maybe I can sell it. Truth is, we had discussions. I gave him the sports book.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah? Why didn't you say it right off, you cheap fuck?
John: Because I don't like it. He's gonna want a consiglieri, and who knows what...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [before hugging each other] All right, all right, let's not go backwards now.
John: Those people you run into who want to be the boss. They should know, huh?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I told you, but you don't listen, you nut.
John: It's good, seeing you again
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm still looking forward to working with you, John.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: John, you more laborers on the job site than we got carpenters, what's the problem?
Johnny: The problem is the carpenters are carrying sheet rocking materials, so we ain't getting what we're expecting
Ralph: Let Massarone hire more laborers off the books
Johnny: [Raising his voice to Ralph] nobody's talking to you
Ralph: Alright, Jesus
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Proposing the percentage of the profits in the Soprano's favor, before they all toast to agree] Sixty-five thirty-five
Carmine: Johnny, can you explain the other "thing" we want to talk about?
Johnny: Sure, Tony, it's come to our attention you bought property around Freeland Heisen Avenue, and turned it in a week
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So?
Johnny: You did it with inside knowledge from Ron Zellman
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Got your attention from where?
Johnny: That property is hot because of the Esplanade. We share the Esplanade and we share Zellman. If the Soprano family is going to benefit from it, Carmine feels we should too
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Ok we'll work something out

Tony: You wanted to see me?
Johnny: You can tell Ralph I've decided to accept his apology
Tony: That kid you pissed on, Donnie K: his got fuckin nerve damage on his left side
Johnny: I'm sorry Tony
Tony: I bet you are
Johnny: I'll expect to hear from Ralph
Tony: Why the big reversal all of a sudden?
Johnny: No more weight remarks Tony. Their hurtful and their destructive
Tony: Oh I agree

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Meeting in an Office Max] where's Carmine at?
Johnny: [Referring to the terms of the proposal] No change what so ever
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: where you at?
Johnny: I think a movement from below is not palpable for the other bosses. It's what they do most. A movement from outside is more forgivable and more understandable: given the facts here. I mean you've been reasonable
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: If I do it, what'd you do for me?
Johnny: I take a "say it so" and make it better with the other families as regards to you. It's smart to have reservations but there's differences between this and Castellano. Yes you still got four other families that could raise a stink but Andy's my brother in law. I have their ear
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm going to pass
Johnny: The fuck you talking about?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm taking all the risk
Johnny: The fuck you were talking about last time? What would it take?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Fuck even one percentage point. All claims to my HUD business are irrigated
Johnny: Alright
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Before hugging] all future construction projects: sixty forty in my favor

Deputy: Mr. Sacramoni, I'm Deputy Featham, US Marshals Service, this is my partner Deputy Mayweather. We're here to escort you to the wedding today
Johnny: [nods] Gentlemen
Deputy: [after entering the holding cell] The order by the court, your release is at our discretion. So, based on your behavior and any mitigating factors, we can elect to bring you back early
Johnny: [while looking at the dress shoe his lawyer brought, to Ron] Patten leather?
Ron: It's tuxedo
Johnny: [to Ron, irritated] Have you read an issue of GQ in the past three or four years?

U.S. Marshal Lunt: [after leaving the doctor's office while on their way back to prison] how you doing John?
Johnny: It's funny, neurotic. When I got here, quit smoking after thirty-eight years, exercised, ate right, and for what?
U.S. Marshal Lunt: Even still, it was the right move

John: [Last words when dying in the hospital from stage 4 lung cancer because stage 5 doesn't exist with his wife and two daughters by his side, referring to his own biological mother] Mom.

Johnny: So, are you in on the bus station project?
Tony: Massarone is waiting on a number
Johnny: How's he doing?
Tony: Good, we had coffee. He used to bore me Jack, he ain't a bad guy once you get to know him
Johnny: I always liked him
Tony: I was very touched by that funeral the other day: a real heart grabber
Johnny: That fuckin Little Carmine and after what? Five years in Florida fixing wet t-shirt contests

Dr. Uri Rosen: [Giving him his prognosis] I wish I had better news, based on the latest pictures the cancer has continued to metastasize from the lungs we. We now show masses in the Mediastinal lymph nodes both kidneys, and the brain
Johnny: The headaches, so the lobotomy, radiation, the God damn chemo. What was all that? For kicks?
Dr. Uri Rosen: Those were our options at the time
Johnny: Now what are our options?
Dr. Uri Rosen: Limited to the extent that I wouldn't recommend any. At this point we're looking at stage four small cell carcinoma of the lungs
Johnny: And there is no stage five
Dr. Uri Rosen: That's correct
Johnny: [Referring his life expectancy] how long?
Dr. Uri Rosen: Difficult to say, I have seen miracles over the years
Johnny: Forget the miracles
Dr. Uri Rosen: Three months: give or take

Johnny: We want a forty percent position in your HUD business
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What, because I'm in on the other thing you think your entitled to reach into my pocket on this? That was a gesture of goodwill
Carmine: Tony, we've been down this road before: we share Zellman, therefore any of the fruits from Zellman, we're entitled to
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Are we done here?
Carmine: Fuckin Ralph, where's your point man on this thing? He missed his drops this week
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [before getting up and leaving] I don't know, maybe you can tell me?

Ron: The federal prosecutors and myself have been told to clear our calendars for the next five months so trial is upon us and the Feds have reached a complete accounting of your worth
[shows him his financial statements]
Johnny: [Looking through his financial statements] The vintage Wurlitzer? They go through my fucking sock drawer?
Ron: They shot a video the day of your arrest they even tracked down the one hundred eighty thousand in Boca Raton under your father's name they estimate your net worth at five million
Johnny: While Ginny lives on scraps
Ron: Between your cash and portfolios with Fidelity and Vanguard your 401k and severance from Essany scaffolding condo in Deal Beach at four hundred fifty, Maserati, Ginny's Yukon and your house and its contents valued at one million two hundred thousand
Johnny: Is all this part of your plan? To make me so depressed I'd hang myself?
Ron: It's my obligation to raise again the idea of cooperating
Johnny: Flip? Let me explain something to you again, but differently, being a rat where I come from, is like asking someone like you to be a fucking Nazi and I don't want to hear that shit again
Ron: Good because I don't represent turn coats
Johnny: Because it would kill your practice

Phil: [visiting him in prison, referring to Tony Soprano, intentionally talking in code] so the split with your friend in Jersey, it should be the same as the old business we do over there
Johnny: that's Public Works, this isn't
Phil: I'll hold the "line"
Johnny: don't turn it into World War Three. So, day to day, how you getting along with Tony?
Phil: you asked me to bury the hatchet, I'm doing it out of respect to you, am I still grieving over my brother Bill? That'll never go away
Johnny: I appreciate it, with me in here...
Phil: I hear you
Phil: [when seeing Ginny and Anthony arriving to visit John] your bride: she's a "rock" for you kid
Johnny: her brother's fitting me for contacts. When the trial starts, I don't wanna be reading documents in the courtroom with glasses, looks weak

Johnny: [During Joey Peeps' Funeral] you remember Mickey Farrell, the dock worker who used to run Port Newark? Guess who he saw on the Upper West Side? Your fuckin cousin Tony
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What does that mean?
Johnny: The same night Joey bought it?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Did your the Maserati hit your head?
Johnny: Two faced fuck
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Referring to Little Carmine] take it easy. You want to yell at someone? The man you ought to yell at right over there
Johnny: Fuckin cock sucker. I should kill him, his fuckin wife, and your cousin next
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Let's take a walk, calm down, come on
Johnny: [Referring to Little Carmine] the fuckin gall on that man. His father must be spinning
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You want my advice? You go out there, shake his hand, and put this fuckin shit to bed
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Shake his hand? And he kisses the kid's mother?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's the way it works. You know that
Johnny: Sure, that's why your cousin's here
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You are sincerely mistaken if you think me or my cousin had anything to do with this shit
Johnny: He was spotted three blocks away
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: By Mickey Farrell, your going to believe some drunken fuckin Irish prick over me?

Tony: So what's up, you make me late for a table at Tavern on the fuckin Green?
Johnny: How's the real estate business?
Tony: Excuse me?
Johnny: You know HUD, Garside Street, you, Ralph, Zellman
Tony: Zellman tell you this?
Johnny: Carmine doesn't know anything about this yet. I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal, make it right
Tony: Last time Freeland Heisen Avenue, I cut you in out of friendship but that's over. You got nothing coming to you: you or Carmine
Johnny: You sure you want to go down this road?

Carmine: No, you gotta give him some slack. He hasn't really been boss of a family very long.
Carmine: Family? I told you. They're a glorified crew.
John: Whatever they are, Carmine, the Sopranos bring in a lot of cash.

Tony: [Meeting privately] There he is. The King of New York!
Tony: Congratulations.
Johnny: Thanks Tony.
Tony: You deserve it.
Johnny: This is the last time we'll meet like this; It's undignified.
Tony: Ok.
Johnny: So, what's the word on your cousin?
Tony: I think I know where he's holed up.
Johnny: And?
Tony: I know this has to be done, but I'm asking you now as a friend, let me handle this myself.
Johnny: I can't do that.
Tony: You can whatever the fuck you want; you're the fuckin' boss.
Johnny: I chose not to then.
Tony: I want your promise that it'll be quick.
Johnny: I'm not going to lie to you. I don't have to. Phil's going to do it. And he'll do it his way.
Tony: This is me now, come on.
Johnny: Anything else?
Tony: No.
Tony: You know what? I'll give you "undignified." Go fuck yourself, you, Phil, and whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin.

Junior: [During a sit down meeting over the speakerphone] Ralph insulted John's wife?
Johnny: That's correct
Junior: What did he do exactly?
Johnny: He made a very hurtful remark that's not worth repeating
Silvio: Let's point out too it's only been "alleged" on what he said
Johnny: He "allegedly" said what he said to a group of people: "friends of ours"
Junior: If you weren't there how do you know it's true?
Johnny: I'm not at liberty to say
Tony: With all due respect but this is bullshit somebody in my family is talking out of school and you don't have the liberty to who? I should be making the beef here
Junior: My nephew's right
Johnny: I want to average her honor, this is my right to do
Tony: Alright fine you bring in here who ever told you, if he collaborates with what you're saying I'll give you ralph on a platter
Johnny: Is nothing scared? What happened to this thing? If this was years ago would I even have to ask? We bend more rules than the Catholic Church
Tony: Let's just say for the of argument ralph said what he said is clipping him going to un-ring that bell?
Carmine: Nobody's getting clipped
Johnny: I want satisfaction
Silvio: Will you accept an apology?
Johnny: That ship that has sailed
Carmine: Your being unreasonable John
Johnny: Ralph's the only one who can handle the Esplanade? Put the other guy in
Carmine: There's millions of dollars are at stake
Johnny: Again with the money?
Carmine: Yeah, again with the money, it's settled name a price or the fuck over it
[John leaves]

Johnny: [while meeting in Carmine's restaurant] listen Tony, it's very important to Carmine that we work something out
Tony: If it's so important, where is he?
Johnny: His son's leaving tomorrow: family obligations
Tony: Alright so what is it? What's the offer?
Johnny: Forty percent of the HUD take across the board, starting now
Tony: Forty? I thought Little Carmine said he was going to take care of this?
Johnny: He did. That's why the concession
Silvio: We heard forty a week ago
Silvio: Whatever is done, you keep that for yourself. Forty percent only applies to future deals
Tony: [to Sil, implying their not going to agree to the terms of the deal] let's go

Tony: [after entering his office] "Hey", yourself, what the fuck John?
Johnny: I got nothing to say
Tony: You got nothing to say?
Tony: [Referring to Donny K. after John assaulted him] the fuckin kid is in intensive care
Johnny: I thought he worked for Ralph?
Tony: And Ralph works for me, so I ask you again, what the fuck?
Johnny: Let's suffice that I know and Carmine knows that "boppy" cocksucker is holding out on us: Fernandez Paving, Ralph's contracting company. My guy went over the receipts for the water proofing at the Esplanade, this fuckin Ralph is more creative than Spielberg. His off almost four grand, third time in a row now. We agreed no looting the job site
Tony: First of all, that hasn't been established, second of all, this is how you handle it?
Johnny: Consider it a "message."
Tony: His in Miami, they got phones down there the last time I checked
Johnny: His got a bad history Tony, cute cocksucker could wind up dead
Tony: What're you saying here?
Johnny: His a two-faced fuckin prick
Tony: I thought Ralph was your friend?
Johnny: Right, that's rich, did you hear what my "friend" said about my wife? Made a crack about Ginny's weight, something about her having a ninety pound mole on her ass?
Tony: Well, that's deplorable. Who told you this?
Johnny: What's important is that it was said
Tony: If he did say it, I didn't hear it because he knows better to make a remark like that when I'm around
Johnny: She's fighting a weight problem since the kids were born: Weight Watchers, Richard Simmons, fasting, she works very fuckin hard
Tony: You telling me how hard it is?
Johnny: It's different for women, body image, and self-esteem. I'll you though, I never had a problem with Ginny's weight: to me she's beautiful. "Rubenesque." That woman is my life. To think she's being mocked
Tony: Alright John I'm not going to sit here and deny that Ralph could be a fuckin asshole and that was a horrible thing to say. Well even if it was said, you can't be serious about him winding up you know...
Johnny: She's the mother of my children
Tony: I know she is John. I know she is. At least hear Ralph out? How long we go back? All of us?
Johnny: The kid last night: he was laughing
Tony: About this?
Johnny: I don't know

Rene: [During his Allocution hearing] Mr.Sacrimoni, during the time period beginning approximately January first nineteen ninety-six through today were you ever employed by or associated with the new York faction of an organized crime family of the Cosa Nostra?
Johnny: [Nods slightly] yes

Johnny: [angrily to Allegra, referring to the seating arrangement for her wedding while they visit him in prison] you got Uncle Angelo at table nineteen?
Allegra: What? His with Aunt Connie
Johnny: And when he sees Aunt Loraine and the Haitian boyfriend sitting next to them?
Johnny: [angrily to Ginny] I thought you were on top of this?
Ginny: There's four hundred people John, I've had "other things" on my mind
Johnny: [raises his voice] And I'm idling away the hours?
Catherine: [going over her guest list] Who's not taking to who: this one can't see to that one
Eric: [hugs her] It's ok honey, take it easy
Catherine: You're the one who wanted a big wedding
Ginny: [chastising her] Catherine, your sister has enough to deal with without the commentary
Johnny: I'm sorry, I blew my stack, ok? We're gonna get through this as a family, dignified, proud, despite all the persecution, and roadblocks and when I say family, that includes you too Eric
Eric: Thank you, John
Johnny: Thank you who?
Eric: Thank you... dad
Johnny: [to Allegra] You, I want you to relax, make sure you eat
Johnny: [to Ginny] You too
Ginny: Me? No, thank you, I am eight pounds away from my goal, I fitting into that dress if it kills me
Catherine: [irritated] Jesus, can we talk about anything in this family, besides food?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Talking privately in a limousine] maybe I'm wrong but you haven't been yourself since the old man died. Lorraine Calluzzo, and you sank this idiot's boat. That's not the Johnny Sack I know
Johnny: I'm waiting for your explanation
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: My cousin could not have been in the city that night because he was with me. We were looking for his daughter because she fuckin disappeared. We were upstate: Monticello. We heard Kelly was living with some crack head up there. As a matter of fact we were going to reach out to you. See if you can get some of your people on it
Johnny: I swear on my mother if I find out your lying...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Interrupts him] I'm sitting here humbling my friendship out to you

Tony: [referring to Phil Leotardo, who just insulted Tony's crew and left the room] Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even have been here!
John: He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to *a lot* of things right now.
Tony: [referring to Tony Blundetto] My cousin acted alone. I did not sanction this.
John: [referring sarcastically to JFK assassination] The "lone gunman" theory.
Tony: You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!
John: When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?
Tony: Whaddaya, whaddaya want, John? What do you want me to say?
John: I want your cousin on a FUCKING SPIT!