The Best Carolyn Bigsby Quotes

Carolyn: [puts gun to Lynette's head] I'm having a really bad day. Is a little cooperation too much to ask?
Nora: [shakes head "no"]

Carolyn: Don't look at me that way you know you wanted her dead.
Lynette: How can you say that?
Carolyn: Well you told me about her and your husband after and I made it pretty clear where I stand on whores.
Lynette: I did not want this. Don't you dare say that I wanted this.
Carolyn: Shut up!
Lynette: No I will not shup up! What's the matter with you?
Carolyn: Have you not been paying attention, my husband cheated on me!
Lynette: Who cares! Who cares, we all have pain! Everyone in here has pain but we deal with it! We swallow it and get going with our lives. What we don't do is go around shooting strangers!
Carolyn: She deserved it!
Lynette: Well maybe you deserved to be cheated on!