The Best Drake's Mother Quotes

[Liv meets Drake's mother as Drake works on her sink]
Drake's: She's got the coloring of a paper towel, but I'm not supposed to say anything.
Drake: [Drake scoffs] I'm sorry. She tends to say the first thing that pops into her head.

[Drake's mother tries to tell Liv that she can give her a makeover]
Drake: I took a couple of cosmetology classes at the community college. I could give you a little makeover!
Drake: She's beautiful, Ma!
Drake's: Yeah, so is the sun, but you can't stare directly at it.

[Drake's mother takes a picture of Drake and Liv standing together]
Drake's: Okay, press your tongues to the roof of your mouths. You know, we don't want any waddles. And smile!
Olivia: [Drake's mother snaps the off-centered picture] If you post that, you have to tag me in it.
Drake's: [Drake's mother smiles] I don't know what that means, honey.