The Best Dwight Quotes

Manute: You'll have to beat the goddess.
Dwight: She's no goddess. She's a monster.

Dwight: [getting beaten by Manute] An atom bomb goes off between my legs.

Dwight: This time they've crossed a fatal line.

[repeated line]
Dwight: Ava. Damn.

Dwight: She owns me. Body and soul.

Dwight: Never lose control. Never let the monster out.

Dwight: You're insane.
Ava: No, Dwight. A crazy person would be anyone who belives me. And that would be you.

Sally: Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Dwight: [stops punching Joey] Nobody's killing anyone.
Sally: Then can I have a ride?

Dwight: Nobody's killing anybody. Not while I'm around.

Dwight: Ava...
[gets shot out of window]
Ava: [looks out window and sees that he is still alive] Damn.

Dwight: I've taken a beating before, but never anything like this. Never like this.
[punch echoes]
Dwight: The sounds go wet. Maybe he keeps hitting me, I don't know. I'm gone. Gone to that place where there's no pain or thought. I wake up in mid air. The pavement rushes up to give me a big sloppy kiss.

Ava: What does it feel like?
Dwight: What?
Ava: Murdering an innocent man. Just wanna know what it felt like. Must have been beautiful.
Dwight: What are you talking about innocence?
Ava: I knew I could count on you. Sex always made you stupid, ready to believe anything.
[chuckles]
Ava: You've just made me a very rich woman.
[points a gun at Dwight]
Ava: Do me one last favor, lover? Stay still long enough for me to blow your brains out.