The Best Fran Sinclair Quotes

Sexual: How about we go out for a few brews, and then later I'll jump on your scales and you can guess my weight, if you know what I mean.
Monica: No.
Sexual: What do you mean no?
Monica: I mean no! I'm not interested! I find the things you talk about personally offensive, and I hope this won't interfere with my ability to work here.
[cuts to Fran]
Monica: And that's when he fired me.
Fran: Sometimes I think males are the lowest form of life.

Fran: Robbie, you like this girl but you're breaking up with her because of what people are saying about her, now does that make sense? When I met your father all of my friends said he had no ambition, would never amount to anything and would stay a tree pusher all his life, now were they right?
[looks at Earl]
Fran: Maybe that's not the best example... why didn't I listen to them?

Robbie: Well, he's a superhero, so he was probably born on a distant planet to a race of highly intelligent creatures.
Charlene: Well I heard he lives at the bottom of the sea in a dome kingdom made entirely of diamonds and big pearls.
Fran: Charlene, where'd you hear that?
Charlene: I have sources.

Fran: A lot of kids are experimenting with the mating dance without realizing it's not just a physical act, there are consequences involved.

Fran: Now I want to make it clear right from the start that I am not advocating that you youngsters engage in the mating dance. Personally I believe the mating dance is most appropriate within the confines of a loving, monogamous relationship, preferably marriage. Of course marriage is a few years away for you and right now it's very frustrating, as I'm well aware.