100 Best Avengers: Age of Ultron Quotes

Iron: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"?
Captain: I know! It just slipped out

- Please, don't do this.
- What choice do we have?
- I lost him!
- He's headed your way!
- Nat, we gotta go.

- Maybe I am a monster.
- I don't think I'd know if I were one.
- I'm not what you are, and not what you intended.
- So, there may be no way to make you trust me.
- But we need to go.

- The wall to your left.
- I'm reading steel reinforcement
- And an air current.
- Please be a secret door.
- Please be a secret door.
- Please be a secret door.
- Yay.

Nick: Outwit the platinum bastard.
Natasha: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.
Steve: You know what Romanoff...

Vision: You're afraid.
Ultron: Of you?
Vision: Of death. You're the last one.
Ultron: You were supposed to be the last.

- I got you!
- Just look at me!
- You can't save them all.
- You'll never...
- "Never" what? You didn't finish!
- What, were you napping?

- Will you listen to me?
- That little witch is messing with your mind.
- You're stronger than her.
- You're smarter than her.
- You're Bruce Banner.
- Right, right, right, don't mention puny Banner.
- Okay!

- No, no, no, no.
- Leave me alone!
- Well, he's definitely unhappy.
- I'm gonna try and keep him that way.
- You're not a match for him, Cap.
- Thanks, Barton.

- Hey, you wanna switch out?
- No, I'm good.
- If you wanna get some kip, now's a good time because we're still a few hours out.
- Few hours from where?
- A safe house.

Wanda: Ultron can't see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?

- I can still save you!
- We're all dead! Can you not see?
- You're a destroyer, Odinson.
- See where your power leads.

[from trailer]
Nick: Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

- This is exactly what I wanted.
- All of you against all of me.
- How can you possibly hope to stop me?
- Well, like the old man said...
- Together.

- Don't tell me your men swindled you.
- I sent you six short-range heat-seekers and got a boat full of rusted parts.
- Now, you will make it right, or the next missile I send you will come very much faster.
- Now, minister, where were we?

[None of the Avengers can lift the Mjölnir, but Captain America moves it slightly]
Tony: It's biometrics, right? Like a security code? "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation.
Thor: Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You are not worthy.
[an attack occurs]
Ultron: [enters] Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all killers. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.

- Wanda.
- If you stay here, you'll die.
- I just did.
- Do you know how it felt?
- It felt like that.

- Thor.
- You're bothering me.
- Ow!

[repeated line]
Pietro: You didn't see that coming?

- I got no strings, so I have fun
- I'm not tied up to anyone
- Come on. Time to go.

- Just a few days till the farewell party.
- You're staying, right?
- Yes, yes, of course. A victory should be honoured with revels.
- Yeah, who doesn't love revels? Captain?
- Hopefully this puts an end to the Chitauri and Hydra.
- So, yes, revels.

- Shoot them.
- Which ones?
- All of them!
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Thor: No one has to break anything.
Ultron,708: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony: He beat me by one second.

Pietro: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!
Hawkeye: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back] Nobody would know. Nobody. "The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already..."
[Jogs after them]

- I'm going to kill him.
- I'll be right back.
- No.
- I'm all right.
- I want...
- I want to finish the plan.
- I want the big one.

- Report to your stations immediately.
- This is not a drill.
- We are under attack!
- We are under attack!

- Now this is gonna be a good story.
- Yup. if you live to tell it.
- You think
- I can't hold my own?
- We get through this, I'll hold your own.
- You had to make it weird.
- I got about 50 to 100 more coming in after this group.

- Right.
- Well done.
- Three minutes.
- Get what you need.

- for Strucker's experiments.
- It's nuts.
- Right.
- What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them to protect their country?
- We're not at war, Captain.
- They are.

- Ultron.
- In the flesh.
- Or, no, not yet.
- Not this chrysalis.
- But I'm ready.
- I'm on mission.
- What mission?
- Peace in our time.

Ultron: [to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

- But I need the other guy.
- Let's finish the job.

- Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep.
- Okay, pal, we're gonna get you out of town.
- Not that way, not that way.
- Come on, Bruce!
- You gotta work with me.

- It's them.
- You got three with the Cradle, one in the cab.
- I could take out the driver.
- Negative. That truck crashes, the gem could level the city.
- We need to draw out Ultron.

- You could have saved us.
- Why didn't you do more?

Iron: And for gosh's sake, watch your language!
Captain: [resigned] That's not going away anytime soon

- I'm always picking up after you boys.
- They're heading under the overpass.
- I've got no shot.
- Which way?
- Hard right.
- Now.

Hawkeye: The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.

- then I know you don't do business.
- And I know you're not in charge.
- And I only deal with the man in charge.
- There is no man in charge.
- Let's talk business.

- Thor, status.
- The girl tried to warp my mind.
- Take special care.
- I doubt a human could keep her at bay.
- Fortunately, I am mighty.

- We got a window. Four, three...
- Give him hell.

- You and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."
- Relax, shellhead.
- Not all of us can fly.
- What's the drill?
- This is the drill.
- If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.
- Is that the best you can do?

- But they're already saying it.
- We're mad scientists.
- We're monsters, buddy.
- We've gotta own it.
- Make a stand.
- It's not a loop.
- It's the end of the line.

Natasha: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.

- You were saying?
- Pietro!
- What?
- You didn't see that coming?
- I'm rerouting the upload.
- Go ahead, piss me off.

Hawkeye: [to Wanda] Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

- This is going very well.
- I've done the whole mind control thing.
- Not a fan.
- Yeah, you better run.
- Who's ever standing, we got to move!
- Guys?

Natasha: And how's little Natasha?
Laura: [holding her stomach] She's... Nathaniel.
Natasha: [to womb] Traitor.

- They're heading back towards you.
- So whatever you're gonna do, do it now.
- I'm going in.
- Cap, can you keep him occupied?
- What do you think I've been doing?

- I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.
- I didn't say we should leave.
- There's worse ways to go.
- Where else am I gonna get a view like this?
- Glad you like the view, Romanoff.
- It's about to get better.

- I'll put it right under
- "illegal human experimentation."
- How many are there?
- We have a second Enhanced.
- Female. Do not engage.
- You'll have to be faster than...
- Guys, I got Strucker.
- Yeah, I got something bigger.

Steve: You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.

- I'm gonna finish reflooring that sunroom as soon as I get back.
- Yeah, then you'll find another part of the house to tear apart.
- No.
- It's the last project.
- I promise.

- If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill.
- Stay in here, you're good.
- I'll send your brother to come find you.
- But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.
- All right. Good chat.
- Yeah, the city is flying.

- Informational noise. Soon...
- How soon?
- I'm not being pushy.
- We're imprinting a physical brain.
- There are no shortcuts.
- Even if your magic gem...

- Friday.
- Sokovia is going for a ride.

[after fighting off Ultron drones]
Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
Steve: You had to ask...
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
[Battle ensues]

- I have a clean shot.
- Negative. I am still in the truck.
- What the hell are you...
- Just be ready.
- I'm sending the package to you.
- How do you want me to take it?
- Uh, you might wish you hadn't asked that.

- I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes.
- How do we look?
- Well, we're not the '27 Yankees.
- We got some hitters.
- They're good. They're not a team.
- Let's beat them into shape.

- Romanoff!
- Thanks!

- Wake up!
- Thor!
- Extinction.

- Out of the way! Coming through!
- Sorry, coming through!
- Come on!
- Clint, can you draw out the guards?
- Let's find out.
- Beep, beep!

- with some of their trade goods...
- I thought your father said he got the last of it.
- I don't follow.
- What comes out of Wakanda?
- The strongest metal on Earth.
- Where is this guy now?

- Everybody, out!
- Going down?
- I'm sorry.
- Damage report?
- That's comprehensive.
- Show me something.
- How quickly can we buy this building?

Tony: [Clint is introducing the Avengers to his wife] This is an agent of some kind.
Clint: Gentlemen, this is Laura.
Laura: [smiles] I know all your names
[Clint and Laura's kids come into view]
Clint: Oh, Incoming. Hi sweetheart. Hey buddy!
[hugs kids]
Clint: How are you guys doin'? Look at your face! Oh my goodness!
Tony: These are... smaller agents.
Lila: Did you bring Auntie-Nat?
Natasha: Well why don't you hug her and find out!

- Fury, you son of a bitch.
- Ooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
- Altitude is 18,000 and climbing.
- Lifeboats secure to deploy.
- Disengage in three, two...
- Take them out.

- Sounds like a cold world, Tony.
- I've seen colder.
- This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron.
- Peace in our time.
- Imagine that.

[the Hulk is on a rampage]
Tony: [in the Hulkbuster] Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!
[the Hulk roars and throws a car at Stark]
Tony: Right, don't mention puny Banner...

- Move! Move! Move!
- Go, go, go!
- Flank him, flank him!

- the only thing living in this world will be metal.
- We gotta move.
- You're not gonna turn green?
- I've got a compelling reason not to lose my cool.
- I adore you.

[Rhodey and Stark use their armored hands to TRY to budge Thor's hammer]
James: Are we even pulling?
Tony: Are you on my team?
James: Just represent! PULL!

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

- Rhodey!
- Sorry.
- Don't turn green.
- I won't.
- Come on!

- It's terribly well-balanced.
- Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so...
- I got it. Create a heat seal.
- I could...
- I could supercharge the spire from below.
- Running numbers.

Iron: Shit!
Captain: Language!

- You'll break them.
- Only the breakable ones.
- You're made of marble.
- We'll celebrate after the graduation ceremony.
- What if I fail?
- You never fail.

- Thor?
- I saw something in that dream.
- I need answers. I won't find them here.

[the Hulk leaps aboard Ultron's aircraft as he makes his escape]
Ultron: Oh for God's sake!

- Keep up, old man!
- Nobody would know.
- Nobody.
- "The last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him.
- "Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard.
- "I miss him already."

[post credits scene]
Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself.

- Put up some baffling.
- She can't hear the kids running around.
- What do you think?
- You guys always eat in the kitchen anyway.
- No one eats in a dining room.
- We don't have a lot of time.
- So get your ass on a boat.

- Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely.
- The rest of us have one job, tear these things apart.
- You get hurt, hurt them back.
- You get killed, walk it off.

- Hey, big guy. We did it.
- The job is finished.
- Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
- We can't track you in stealth mode.
- So help me out. I need you...

Ultron: [singing] I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!

- Let's go, everyone!
- Number six boat is topped and locked...
- Or stocked... Topped...
- It's full of people.
- Incoming!
- Oh, God!

- What did We miss?
- I'll continue to run variations on the interface.
- But you should probably prepare for your guests.
- I'll notify you if there are any developments.
- Thanks, buddy.
- Enjoy yourself, sir.
- I always do.

- Yes.
- But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts.
- It's a privilege to be among them.
- You're unbearably naive.
- Well...
- I was born yesterday.

- Thor, I'm gonna need you back in the church.
- Is this the last of them?
- Yeah.
- Everyone else is on the carrier.
- You know, this works, we maybe don't walk away.
- Maybe not.

- Thor,
- I got eyes on the prize.

- There's incoming.
- The Quinjet. We have to move.
- That's not a problem.
- Wait, guys!
- They'll understand.
- When they see, they'll understand.
- I just need a little more time.

- protected by some kind of energy shield.
- Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
- Loki's sceptre must be here.
- Strucker couldn't mount this defence without it.
- At long last.

- Uh, the vibranium is getting away.
- And you're not going anywhere.
- Of course not. I'm already there.
- You'll catch on.
- But first, you might need to catch Dr. Banner.

- The Regeneration Cradle prints tissue.
- It can't build a living body.
- It can. You can.
- You lack the materials.
- You're a brilliant woman, Helen.
- But we all have room to improve.

Tony: [Searching for secret door] Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...
[Finds and opens secret door]
Tony: Yay!

Steve: [to Banner] As the world's expert on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

- Hey, big guy.
- Sun's getting real low.

- Sun's getting real low.
- You're safe now.
- You're gonna be okay. Buckle up.
- Secure your gear, find a seat.
- Costel!
- We were in the market.
- Costel!

Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...
[enters a vision]

- You know what's in that cradle?
- The power to make real change.
- And that terrifies you.
- I wouldn't call it a comfort.
- Stop it.

Steve: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony: It'll still go up.
Steve: Elevator's not worthy.