The Best Kenneth DiLaurentis Quotes

Kenneth: [pre-funeral drink] I don't wanna see any police. Not at the funeral, not at the cemetery. No police, no press.
Jason: I took care of it.
Kenneth: Did you?
Jason: Yes, I did.

Spencer: [on phone] Hello.
Alison: Can you hear me?
Spencer: Ali?
Alison: My Dad drove me in the middle of the night. He hid my cell-phone, his car keys. I'm stuck here.
Spencer: Ali, I need to tell you something.
Alison: Charles... is alive. He threatened my Dad. He said he's coming home for his birthday.
Spencer: His birthday?
Alison: Today, Spencer. My Dad called Jason. And begged him to leave the house. He's determined to see Charles. No matter how dangerous it is.
Spencer: Okay, and your Dad didn't think to tell any of us?
Alison: Charles isn't after you. Not this time. But if Jason tries to meet him...
[shakes her head]
Kenneth: [bangs on door] Alison!
Alison: Just one minute, Dad!
Kenneth: Where's my phone? Did you take my phone? Whoever you're talking to, hang up now!
Spencer: Ali?
Alison: I've gotta go. Please, talk to Jason. And be careful.
[opens door for her Dad]
Alison: I know you're trying to protect me. But what about Jason? What about my friends? We have to tell someone. Tell the police!
Kenneth: Tell them what? That I lied about my son for two decades? That I thought he was dead, and I was wrong? Will you just give me one day, just one day, to figure things out?