800 Best Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Aria: What if Hector realizes Melissa's mask is missing?
Hanna: That guy has so many heads, he'll never miss one.
Spencer: I think I have to write that sentence down.

Aria: How is she?
Hanna: She's getting dressed.
Aria: Yeah, but how is she?
Hanna: She's going to her Mom's funeral, how do you think she is?
Spencer: She's going to bury the woman who tried to bury her.
Emily: Question is, who buried Ali's Mom in Spencer"s backyard?
Spencer: It wasn't Jason.
Emily: What makes you so sure?
Spencer: Because I saw his face when... the dog found the body.
Aria: A dog who knows where the body was buried? That sounds exactly like A.
Spencer: Dogs dig, okay? That's just what they do. They smell something and they dig.
Hanna: You didn't have to mention the smelly part.
Emily: Aria, A's gone. You know that.
Spencer: Yeah, A might be gone, but we still have to deal with Mona.
Hanna: She knows Ali wasn't kidnapped.
Emily: Got in Ali's face about it.
Spencer: She's not the only one we need to worry about.
Aria: Noel Kahn? He's gonna do what's best for Noel Kahn.
Spencer: Not who I was thinking of.
Hanna: [as Alison appears, whispers:] That's not the dress we picked out.
Spencer: [whispers back] That's not hers, but I've seen it somewhere.

Hanna: [to Spencer, on Skype] Me acting normal doesn't include tiptoeing around behind a girl with a big white cane.

Samara: Emily! I saw the whole meet! You're so good.
Emily: Thanks.
Samara: I'm even more impressed by that commitment letter you got from Danby.
Emily: How did you hear about that?
Samara: From your Mom, just like everybody else at the pool. She is totally stoked, and so... so am I. I mean, Danby is a beautiful campus, and I could come visit, and...
[but Emily turns away]
Samara: What's wrong?
[Emily sits down, and Samara does as well]
Samara: Oh, my God, you don't wanna go to Danby?
[another: ]
Samara: Or you don't want me to come to Danby?
Emily: No, it's not that. That letter is not... real. The coach from Danby didn't write it.
[looks down]
Emily: I did.
Samara: Wow, so you just mailed it to yourself?
Emily: Yeah, something like that.

Mona: [applying blusher] How was break? Did you see Hanna? How's she doing?
Emily: Okay, I guess. I mean, it's hard. People really think she sent that picture.
Mona: People are toads.

Emily: [no success on cell-phone] Aria still isn't answering.
Hanna: Well, what are you gonna say if we get her?
[with: ]
Hanna: Isn't it funny how your old boyfriend turned out to be a stalking whack-job?
Emily: I'd like to know a lot more before I talk to her.
Spencer: Take this side of the desk,
[to: ]
Spencer: you take the file cabinet.
Hanna: What are we looking for?
Spencer: Evidence. We're gonna need a lot more if we're gonna prove to Aria that Ezra's...
[falters]
Spencer: not who he says he is.
Emily: That he's A.
Hanna: How are we gonna convince Aria if we can't even say it out loud?
[finds: ]
Hanna: If I was a teacher and my students only got me coffee mugs, I would so start flunking people.
Emily: [as Spencer opens envelope] Tell me that's not what it looks like.
Hanna: It's Ali's journal.

Emily: It feels really weird giving them all of Ali's stuff.
Spencer: Maybe there's something in here that the police can use. Alison even said there was.
Hanna: What? When?
Spencer: Yesterday.
[zips up bag]
Emily: In a dream.
Hanna: Okay, why am I just hearing about this now?

Hanna: Emily and I are gonna hide behind the organ and just... see who shows up.
Spencer: I don't think that you should...
Hanna: Look, Spencer, it's not about confronting, okay? I just wanna see who it is, so I'll know how to plan a real attack.
[Spencer gives her quizzical look]
Hanna: We. When we attack.
Spencer: Just be careful. And wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: Hey, I wear three inches or I wear nothing.
[shakes her head]

Officer: Hey, Spencer.
Spencer: Yeah?
Officer: Why would Ian want Ali dead?
Spencer: Because she was going to tell Melissa about their affair.

Caleb: Uh... So, since we, uh... Should I get my own place?
Spencer: Is that what you want?
Caleb: Is that what you want?
Spencer: [smiles] Look, I just need you to promise me one thing.
Caleb: [softly] Okay.
Spencer: I will always get the first cup of coffee in the morning.
Caleb: [chuckles] Spencer... I will not come between you and your relationship with caffeine.
Spencer: Thank you.
[smiles]

Caleb: You're the queen of heels and handbags. But out here you're Dora the explorer. You have any other personalities I should know about?

Caleb: [as Spencer prepares for the event] Can you even wear underwear with a dress that tight?
Spencer: [figure-hugging blue zip-up dress] Do you disapprove?
Caleb: No, no. Not at all. But I know that you're gonna be climbing down a rope ladder with Toby tonight. And... I'm assuming that he's gonna be going first.
Spencer: [chuckles, her arms around his neck] That's why I gave him a bag of clothes yesterday. They're gonna be waiting for me in Sara's old room.
Caleb: Mm. Gotcha.
[laughs]
Spencer: I'm glad that you care enough to be concerned about my panties.
Caleb: Well, I'm concerned about a lot more than your panties.

Spencer: After what happened with Mona, we all decided it would be smart to get as far away from Alison as possible. God, how can she still decide where I go and what I do? She's behind bars, and we still cannot get far enough away from her. New Mexico, Montana, let's say I do go to the University of Hawaii...
Toby: She'll be here, in jail.
Spencer: Right. And she was able to plant a murder weapon in Mona's backyard for you to find. You don't think that she can book a plane ticket?
Toby: You don't know...
Spencer: You don't know, okay? We are pretty sure that she had help.
Toby: Well, none of us will ever know that for sure, will we?

Emily: If lying was a crime, we'd all be in jail.

Veronica: [to Dean] I have to apologize for my daughter.
Spencer: Oh, as long as you're handing them out, I would love an apology from you.

Hanna: Ali was the one who told us about that blonde twin that stabbed her sister.
Aria: Can we not tell ghost stories while we're walking through a graveyard?

Hanna: It's four against one. I like those odds.

Spencer: [to her mother] I'm still trying to understand why you and Melissa lied to me, and tried to keep me from coming back when my friends needed me.

Mona: Those bitches are gonna get what they deserve.

Hanna: I don't get it. You knew how long it took for me to trust you again. How could you ruin that?
Caleb: I... didn't think you'd find out.
Hanna: Wow. Wrong answer.
Caleb: Just let me finish, okay? I didn't think you'd find out until I solved whatever it is you guys were trying to solve.
Hanna: I don't need that. I needed you not to go behind my back.
Caleb: Hanna, I know you were trying to protect me, but I was worried about you.
Hanna: You're not the only one I'm trying to protect, Caleb.

[last lines]
Aria: Was someone waiting for Charlotte to get released so that they could kill her?
Spencer: Don't go there.
Hanna: Spencer, we lived there, for a long time. It's not like It's a long commute.
Emily: [they look up at the bell tower] I wanna go home.
Spencer: We are home.

Hanna: I don't even know if I'm going ahead with this. The coach is pricey and it costs money just to be in this thing.
Caleb: Wait, wait, slow down. Speak English.
Hanna: I enrolled in a beauty pageant. Miss Teen, countywide.
[Caleb laughs]
Hanna: The winner gets a $20 000 prize. I could use that towards my tuition.
Caleb: Okay, stop. There has to be a better way to bankroll college than parading around in a bikini and being judged like a heifer at a 4-H fair.
Hanna: Caleb, this is not about big hair and twirling a baton. I have to have this money so I can get out of this town.

Mona: Hello, stranger.
Hanna: Mona...
Mona: I thought you might like a ride in my new wheels. A victory lap in Jenna's Mustang. Since she won't be needing it anymore.
Hanna: Kind of creepy, don't you think?
Mona: Creepy is as creepy does.
[smiles]
Hanna: I'll think about it.
Mona: You're shutting me out again. I can understand the others, but not you. I thought we moved on. After what I did for you.
Hanna: [shakes her head] That's just it, Mona. I don't know if you did do it for me.

Alison: [climbing into back of car] It worked. They thought the call was from A.
Ezra: [cell phone beeps, gets message] Oh, it's Toby. "Tanner sent everyone to the Campbell apple farm. We're in the clear."
Caleb: I don't know if I'd say that.
Alison: Me neither, but there's no other way. As long as Tanner's around, he won't come near me with a ten-foot pole.
Ezra: Are you sure that Andrew even got the message about the rock and being lost in the woods and...
Alison: Believe me, he'll be at the kissing rock. He won't miss a chance to get his hands on me.
Caleb: Ali, listen. We're gonna be tracking you every step of the way.
Ezra: And Toby will always know where we are.
Caleb: Ali, these are for you.
[pair of wedge sandals]
Alison: Nice kicks.
[admires shoes]
Alison: A welcome home gift?
Caleb: Uh, actually, inside is a tracking device. It works like your phone's GPS system. It transmits a signal to a satellite and bounces back to us.
Ezra: So wherever Andrew takes you, we'll only be a few steps behind.
Caleb: So, if this works, you'll take us right to the girls.
Alison: Well, you know what they say. Give a girl a good pair of shoes and she can conquer the world, right?

Alex: [as Spencer comes to, she meets her British-accent doppelganger] Oh, you missed breakfast, but Mum's planning a special lunch.
Spencer: I don't even know what question to ask first. Who are you?
Alex: [laughs] Really? How hard did Mona hit you? You want to know who I am? I'm just a girl who met a man who came in from the rain.

Caleb: [Spencer isn't sure she could go to Harrisburg] What would be stopping you?
Spencer: This town has its own particular gravity. We both know that.

Hanna: [following mother down the stairs] Mom, you don't believe in any of this therapy stuff, so why do I have to put up with it?
Ashley: [downstairs] Because most of life consists of putting up with something.
Hanna: Wow. What a positive outlook. Yeah, that's gonna have a terrific impact on my future development.
[shakes her head]
Ashley: Could we not talk any more until we've had coffee?
Hanna: And why did you have to turn on the Hanna-in-trouble bat-sign and call Dad?
Ashley: I didn't.
[pours coffee]
Ashley: When daughters show up in news stories about a vanishing corpse, fathers check in.
Hanna: He can check in, but why does he have to come here?
Ashley: He was worried about you. He is. I heard it when he called.
[hands over mug of coffee]
Hanna: Well, last time he came, he sprang a... fiancee and a stepdaughter on us. Wonder what we get this trip?
Ashley: Well, he sent you that nice plant when you were in the hospital.
Hanna: It died, remember?
Ashley: [smiles] We still have the pot.
[goes off, Hanna chuckles]

Emily: Last week, Hanna saw Paige with another girl. She assumed the worst. She thought that Paige was seeing someone else. She wasn't. I talked to her, and she was trying to help us figure out who bought that Queen of Hearts costume at Halloween. That girl that Hanna was so worried about, works at a costume shop.
[smiles: ]
Emily: She was a flirt. Not a threat.
[shakes her head]
Spencer: Did she find out... who bought it?
Emily: Not yet. But the point is, sometimes things look bad, when they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?

Caleb: [aiding Hanna to figure out Ashley's password] What was the name of your first pet?
Hanna: Guppy.
Caleb: You named a guppy "Guppy"?
Hanna: I was two.

Emily: You said you loved me the most.
Alison: You were the hardest one to leave.

Hanna: I poked the bear, and the bear stole Emily's eggs.
Caleb: We poked the bear together.
Hanna: So, it's our fault.
Caleb: What happened to Emily? No. Bullies don't need an excuse. They're just bullies. I'll bet that A was planning this as soon as they found out what Emily was up to.
Hanna: You said 'A.'
Caleb: I mean, what do you want me to call it? Waldo?
Hanna: No. It's not... A. It's not the same person.
Caleb: It's... it's just a letter, a symbol. You know, it's like... an algebra problem. Solve this equation for A.
Hanna: Yeah, I can't tell you how much algebra comes up in my personal life.
Caleb: [scoffs] It's not the same person, but they want the same thing. They wanna make you miserable.
[shaking: ]
Caleb: But this time you're smarter, you're stronger. And you know that you can beat this, because you've done it before.
[his words give her comfort]

Mona: You're my first friend, Hanna. I just wished to always stay close.
Hanna: We will.

Spencer: Mona came to see me at Radley, and when I found Toby in the woods,
[shakes her head]
Spencer: she planned the whole thing. She wanted to break me, so that she could put me back together like her own Humpty Dumpty.
Aria: So Mona made you an offer you couldn't refuse?
Spencer: She told me that Toby was still alive.
Emily: [gasp of relief] Toby's alive?

Jenna: Alison, is that you? You've been a bitch! The missing girl, the dead girl! Tonight you get to be me.
[switches off the lights]

Sabrina: Life is short, Emily. Save your lies for someone who has time to hear them.

Emily: [re Hanna's plan to pretend she was the killer] Whole thing sounds crazy.
Hanna: It's not crazy. We're building a rat trap.
Emily: And you're the cheese!

Emily: [after having given them a scare, Jason drives off] Follow him!
Hanna: You follow him! I have to change my underwear!

Spencer: A likes throwing cars at people.
Aria: Is there any chance this really was an accident?
[gets harsh look from Spencer]
Aria: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[takes sip from her coffee mug]

[first lines]
Mona: [singing] If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise...
[red droplets splattering onto her shoes]
Mona: For every bear that ever there was... will gather there for certain because today's the day... the teddy bears have their picnic...

Maya St. Germain: [on cell phone] Listen, do you have a fake ID?
Emily: I never use it, but... yeah.
Maya St. Germain: Do you have two? My parents ransacked my room after I got shipped off to sober camp. Guess what they found.
Emily: [smiling] I think I can get you one.
Maya St. Germain: That was easier than I thought.
Emily: Anything else I can help you with?
Maya St. Germain: Nope. I get to see my girl tonight. Problem solved.
[in: ]
Maya St. Germain: See you later.
[laughs]

Toby: Spencer, I know you. When you want answers, you get them.
Spencer: Yeah, well, you might know me, but you don't know my Dad.
[gets up]
Spencer: And when he tells me to mind my own business, that's what I do. So can you just get over it?

[first lines]
Spencer: [reading Alison's diary] I... don't understand. I... I don't recognize any of these names.
Hanna: 'Cause she changed them.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: She would change the stories too. You just have to know the real stories in order to recognize the fake ones.
Emily: Sounds like Ali. The truth bored her.
Spencer: So it's like creative non-fiction with pseudonyms.
Hanna: I don't know what that means, but sure.
Aria: Hanna, I can't believe that you held on to this since Ravenswood.
Spencer: Yeah, but we knew that Ali had journals. What's so bad about this one?
Hanna: [shakes her head] Because the stories in there, they're...
[sighs]
Hanna: they're personal.
Spencer: Personal? About Ali?
Hanna: About Ali and us. I mean, there are things in there that... we may not know about each other, and... things from... the past that we wanna forget.
Emily: [angrily] So you thought that you should get to read it and we don't?
Hanna: [defensively] Look, I just didn't see the point of bringing all that up again when we're supposed to be focused on finding Ali.
Spencer: That's not your call to make!
Hanna: I know! I made a mistake!
Emily: And it took you till now to realize that?
Hanna: Em, I said I was sorry!
Spencer: Did you?
Aria: [intervening] Okay, guys, all right! The most important thing is that we have this now. Okay, Hanna, you said that there are stories in here about Ali. What about Board Shorts,
[shakes her head]
Aria: or someone else who might have been after her?
Hanna: There might be,
[shakes her head]
Hanna: I don't know. I just couldn't put all the pieces together on my own.
Emily: So this is what we do. We each take turns, we'll weed out the stories about us, and we'll see what's left over.
Spencer: Who goes first?
Emily: I do.
[grabs journal]

Hanna: Why couldn't we have been one of those people? I'm not saying their lives are perfect. I don't need perfect. I'd settle for boring. Functional.
Aria: You couldn't be boring if you tried.

Aria: Well, why don't you just ask him? Be honest.
Hanna: Wow, it's like the world's fattest man giving dieting tips. Hello, you're the one who's sitting on a secret the size of the Matterhorn.

Aria: Why would A pretend to be Ian and then... then lead us there to his body?
Spencer: Does it matter? This guy was scum, and now he's dead scum. Who cares if A found him first?
Emily: What does A want?
Hanna: You know what I want? I wanna enjoy my life again... before A finds another way to ruin it.

Mona: Look, after dealing with A, the only thing we know for sure is we can never be sure of anything.

Spencer: Okay, so Mona did us a favor. We did not ask for it. We certainly do not owe her anything.
Aria: I wouldn't call anything that Mona does a favor.

Emily: [about Alison, tearfully:] I went back to that memorial to say I was sorry. There were horrible things in that letter, and... I didn't mean them. Suddenly she was gone, and...
[sobs]
Emily: I loved her as more than a friend. I just never had the chance to tell her in the right way.

Hanna: Spencer, you cannot leave now. We've just found out that Ali isn't A. We don't know who's trying to turn us into a chain gang.
Spencer: Well, what am I supposed to do, Hanna?
Hanna: Miss your flight!
Spencer: Don't think that my Mom won't be waiting in Duty Free just to make sure that I catch the next one.
Emily: What did Toby say about all this?
Spencer: I don't know. I didn't tell Toby. The only way to catch his attention these days is over a police scanner.
Emily: Can your Mom postpone the interview?
Spencer: If you have any suggestions on what you think I should say to her, I'm all ears.
Hanna: Why not tell the truth?
[gets sharp look from Aria]
Hanna: What? I think it's time that you finally come clean and ask your Mom for help.
Spencer: [shocked] Are you serious?
Aria: Hanna, we can't do that.
Hanna: Why not?
Emily: Maybe Hanna's right. What have we got to lose?
Aria: Uh, my brother?

Hanna: Hey.
Caleb: Hey.
Hanna: Um, I'm just stopping by to tell you that I'm gonna be off the grid for a couple of days.
Caleb: Why? What's going on?
Hanna: I'm going to New York. I have to do some legwork for the design business Lucas and I are building.
Caleb: Do you want me to go with you?
Hanna: [shakes her head] No, thanks.
Caleb: I mean, it's no trouble. This room's getting kind of old, actually... .
Hanna: Caleb, I'll be fine.
Caleb: Okay.
[they look at each other]
Caleb: Um... Where are you gonna stay?
Hanna: I don't know yet. Anyways, I... I gotta go.
Caleb: Well, have a safe trip, I guess.
[Hanna turns around and walks back down the corridor, then stops...]

Aria: [to Liam] Ezra Fitz is not the same person that you met on his book tour two years ago.

Ezra: I would like to know more about you.
Aria: I would like to know more about you too.

Mona: [lost the horses, stumbling through woods] Oh. Ow. Can't be much further.
[to: ]
Mona: How's your ankle? That was so weird. I've never seen one bite before.
Hanna: We lost Kate's horses!
Mona: They'll find their way back! They're like big dogs. I've told you this before.
Hanna: [halts] Hey, did you ever even go to riding camp?
Mona: [pauses] So I embellished a little bit.
[Hanna shakes her head]
Mona: Look, Hanna, the key to survival of any species is adaptability.
Hanna: Well, when there's a nuclear war, I guess it's gonna be Mona and a million cockroaches, because you even had me fooled.

Alison: Paige... tried to get me to say it, but I wouldn't say it to her.
Emily: What did Paige...?
Alison: I love you.
[which is the prelude to a kiss, reciprocated passionately]

Mona: Game over, Alison. I win.

Toby: Do you want me to talk to your Dad?
Spencer: Good luck finding him. He's been avoiding me like the plague.
Toby: Does Alison know? What you think he did to her Mom?
Spencer: Not the kind of information that I wanna arm her with until I know for sure that he did it.
Toby: So, if action is character, then who is Alison now?
Spencer: You've been reading Fitzgerald.
Toby: I've been rereading Fitzgerald. I already know Alison's story, but it's hard to picture her as a victim.
Spencer: She seemed really genuine when she said that what she's been through changed her, and I wanna believe her...
Toby: But you don't.
Spencer: Well, how can I believe a story that I haven't been told? If the truth is in the details, we still don't know what happened to her.
Toby: Hey, Spencer, we wouldn't be us if we didn't believe in second chances, but it's okay to close the door on someone who's toxic.

Emily: Hanna, the last time you saw Mona, she tried to push you off the bell tower.
Hanna: Yeah, and she's sorry about that. Can't we just pretend for one night that she's a friend?

Emily: How long can a person last without food?
Mona: Three weeks.
Spencer: Water's a different story. Some people can only go a few days without it.
Mona: You know you're dying when you're not hungry or thirsty anymore. It means your organs are shutting down.
Aria: Mine are definitely working. Because I'm so thirsty I could seriously consider drinking my own pee.
Hanna: [chuckles along with Emily] I can totally suck on a pee ice cube right now.
Emily: I'd lick sweat off a jock strap.
Hanna: Okay, Emily, you win.
Aria: I don't know how much longer I can handle it.
Mona: You can handle it, Aria. We all can.

Hanna: Do you remember what Ali said about secrets keeping us close?
[shakes her head]
Hanna: She was wrong. They tear us apart.

Spencer: [Garrett has unexpectedly shown up at Rosewood High] What's going on? Why are you here?
Officer: Uh, it's my turn to teach the driver's ed class. Hoping I can scare kids into watching the road instead of their cell phones.

Emily: [checks up on what her friend's been drinking at dinner table] Hanna!
Hanna: What? I had to have something to wash down all that baloney we had with dinner!

Alison: I told you what my father said!
Spencer: You have to ask him again. You have to make him tell you.
Alison: He looked at me and said that there was no such person as Charles DiLaurentis in our family.
Spencer: [yells] Ali, your father's lying to you! A didn't just pick that name out of the air.
Alison: A is for Andrew!
Spencer: Then why put the name Charles DiLaurentis right in front of us? Hidden, but hidden just enough. Why did he want us to find it?
Alison: Look, if this person's real, and my Dad knows who it is, he'd be down at the police station right now!
Spencer: I really wish I was as sure of that as you are. If you actually are that sure.
Alison: I think you should go now.
Spencer: [starts leaving, turns back at door] I'm going to talk to Jason.
Alison: No. Leave him out of it. He's messed up enough because of this.
Spencer: Then he has a right to know and maybe get unmessed. He's my brother too. Our families are connected. They're more than just connected. They're all tangled up like necklaces in the bottom of your jewelry box.
Alison: Leave him alone. I don't want anybody else hating me.
Spencer: What makes you think he's gonna hate you?
Alison: Because that's how it works.
[sits down on bed]
Alison: I'm under every stone that somebody turns over. I make people into people that they never were.
[shakes her head]
Alison: It's all my fault. I saw you and Em and Aria and Hanna in that place, that sick place, and I knew... I was why you were there. It always comes down to me, and everyone would be fine without me.
Spencer: [sees warning lights flicker] God. Ali, no, it's not like that.
Alison: You think it yourself.
Spencer: No. I don't.

Spencer: Guys, if Rollins isn't Rollins, then who the hell did we just kill?

Melissa: You asked me a question once.
Spencer: Hmm?
Melissa: If it came down to protecting you, or protecting somebody else, somebody I loved, who would I pick? Do you remember?
Spencer: [nods] Yeah, I do.
Melissa: What would your answer be... if I asked you the same question? If you had to choose, what would you do?

Alison: Hanna. What is happening to us? Our group is falling apart.

Hanna: [after receiving e-mail] Do we need any more proof? It's been Melissa all along. Spence, your sister's A!

Aria: Look, would you be cool if... I left a little early, like now?
Hanna: Where are you going? Hot faculty party?
[gets annoyed look]
Hanna: It was a joke.
Aria: Was it?

Spencer: [on phone, to Caleb] If you're on your way there, tell Hanna she just got thrown under another wheel of the bus. She should probably call her Mom, but, uh, us first.

Spencer: Oh, my God! Oh, my God, it's a head!
Alison: It's a real head!

Spencer: All roads lead to the Lost Woods Resort.

Spencer: I'm abstaining from Christmas this year, remember? When you're out on bail for murder, it just feels like the right thing to do.

Aria: [as Red Coat figure takes off robe] God, Mona, you scared the crap out of us!
Mona: I've been following Alison since yesterday morning I lost her when you guys jumped the cop.
Aria: You knew that Clark was a cop?
Mona: Aria, maybe you thought he was always happy to see you, but I could never get past the bulge in his pants.

Emily: [snooping in Jason's darkroom] Could we at least get out of here? My goose bumps are getting goose bumps.

Emily: [as Spencer sits down] Hey, are you okay?
Aria: Yeah, we didn't think you were coming in today.
Spencer: I have to be someplace other than my house.
Hanna: Are the cops still there?
Spencer: They came and went.
Aria: They actually took things?
Spencer: Not so much. My Mom says they did it just to shake me up.
Hanna: What did they take?
Spencer: Um, things from my jewelry box... Stuff from my closet, a couple pairs of shoes.
Hanna: Wait, not the Tory Burches?
Aria: [chiding] Hanna.
[Hanna scoffs]
Spencer: No, sneakers. They wanted my laptop, but my Mom said no. It wasn't in the search warrant and they couldn't have it. I think you guys should know that there's a chance that they might try to pull this on you.
Emily: [faltering voice] Search our rooms?
Spencer: My Mom says it's a possibility. I'm so sorry.
Aria: No... it's not your fault.
Hanna: Yeah. We know who's responsible for this.
Spencer: I should have known that trophy was some kind of trap. It's like I can hear A laughing in my head.
Hanna: Does A sound like Jenna?

Hanna: [Mona accepted Kate's invitation] What are you doing? You're not starved. You just had a whole bowl of jellybeans.
Mona: They were complimentary.
Hanna: We're not going!
Mona: Yes, we are! You said you needed to make nice with her. Now's your chance.
[Hanna sighs]

Spencer: [as Alison sleeps] Is it just me, or is it already feeling like she's shutting us out again?
Hanna: Shh.
Spencer: What?
Hanna: She can hear you.
Spencer: She's sleeping.
Hanna: She's Ali.

Hanna: So what's up with Spencer? Did you notice her last night? All jittery and... caffeine bug-eyed?
Aria: That's pretty much Spencer most days. She's probably just studying for something.
Hanna: She was drinking herbal tea. That girl is strictly espresso. She's not studying. She's investigating.
Aria: Sounds like you're investigating.
Hanna: No, I'm just observing details.

Emily: Nobody's gonna believe us when we have every reason to have wanted him dead!
Aria: We need to tell the truth!
Spencer: Yeah, what truth is that? The one where Hanna doesn't know the right pedal from the left?

Aria: [racked by guilt] I'm going to the cops tonight. I have to. You guys, I... I cant hold on to this.
Hanna: Aria, breathe.
Emily: Can we at least wait and discuss this with all of us here?
Aria: Where is Spencer?
Emily: She went next door to distract Mr. DiLaurentis so we could sneak Alison over here.
Hanna: She"d better haul ass, because I'm guessing Jason's not making too many more stops tonight.
Aria: Guys, please, enough with Jason for a minute. Mona knows that we were in New York, don't you understand? It's only a matter of time before she hangs up her whistles and starts handing out balloons that says "Aria killed Shana."
Hanna: Okay, whistles?
Emily: Aria, stop, okay? Mona doesn't know about Shana.
Aria: Then who does? Who? Who is screwing with me? You keep telling me that A is dead.
Hanna: [insists] A is dead, Aria.
Aria: Then why am I hearing a violin in my backyard? Who is the fiddler on my freaking roof?
Emily: Hey, Aria, listen to us. Jason was the one in New York. Once we can prove that he's the threat that made Ali tell that kidnapping lie...
Aria: How are we doing that?
Emily: I don't know. That's why we're having a meeting. Once the police are on to Mrs. D and Jason, then everything we've done can be explained, and Alison can finally tell the truth.

Emily: And you think the person who did this to us, the person who's after us, is Charles? The dead Charles?
Hanna: He never was, and I knew it. He tried to make us believe he was dead, because he had to. But the only reason he gave his name up was because he thought we would never get out of that hell-hole.
Emily: Okay, so what was Lesli?
Hanna: A speed bump on the way to finding Charles. But we will.

Aria: [Hanna wants to get rid of Toby's file] Can we at least talk about this?
Hanna: No! I don't want this in my house, I don't want it in my locker.
Spencer: I will mail it to the police.
Hanna: No, it's not gonna happen. I'm not having this traced back to me.
Spencer: How are they gonna trace it back to you? I'm the one licking the envelope.
Hanna: And I'm the one who works in that building.
Aria: Hanna!
Hanna: And I'm also the one who always gets caught.
Aria: Hanna! Spencer's right. Okay, burning the folder out here is a bad idea. The police could use it to build a case against Toby...
Spencer: He had a motive to kill Alison.
Hanna: And they can also prove that I broke into his shrink's office. Look, I really can't afford to take any more field trips to the precinct. I'm pretty sure that after three strikes you get assigned to the prison laundry.

Hanna: [reading book, sighs] I have to finish this by Monday.
Ashley: How's it going?
Hanna: How do you think it's going? The last book I finished was The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Spencer: Can you believe it's been three years since we've been in Madrid?
Caleb: [makes whistling sound] That's crazy.
Spencer: I don't think I'm ever gonna forgive you for dragging me to that awful bullfight.
Caleb: Come on, it was not that awful. It was awful after you started yelling "Savages!" at the drunk crowd.
Spencer: It was terrible from the beginning, that's why I was screaming.
[Caleb laughs]
Spencer: It was awful!
Caleb: Okay.
Spencer: You made me cry!
Caleb: I didn't make you do anything.
Spencer: You had to stop me from crying in the street.
Caleb: [laughing] You were... you were pretty livid.
Spencer: [laughs, shakes her head] It was not okay.
Caleb: Okay, I redeemed myself when I snuck us into Retiro Park with a couple bottles of sangria.
Spencer: Yeah, you did.
[fond memory]
Spencer: Oh, my God, that was the most beautiful sunrise.
Caleb: [softly] Yeah. That was my best night in Europe.
Spencer: Mine, too. Hands down.
Caleb: [softly] Yeah.

Hanna: I think my Mom killed Wilden, and A knows it.

Veronica: It's your fault I'm doing this. You got involved in government first. You inspired me.
Spencer: I watch the government. I keep it honest, that's what I do.
Veronica: Sweetheart, you work for a lobbyist.
Spencer: [adamantly] No, we are not lobbyists. We work with grassroots political organizations to advance progressive legislation.
Veronica: Mm-hmm. You're a lobbyist... and your mother
[pins election campaign button onto her daughter's lapel]
Veronica: is going to be a state senator.
Spencer: [smiles] I'm so proud of you.
[chuckles, they hug]

Andrew: [secretary] Oh, first things first. We have to welcome a new member. Mona Vanderwaal will be joining us.
Spencer: Wait, what?
Andrew: Word came down from the faculty advisor this afternoon. Joining in school activities is part of her recovery.
[the other two girls share knowing looks]
Andrew: I guess she has a note from her doctor.
[Spencer: ]
Andrew: You guys have history. That's rough.
Spencer: [softly] Yeah, if you're downplaying it.

Caleb: I need customers. With money. Who need to know they can trust me.
Hanna: Yeah, well, they can't.
Caleb: They can if I'm with you. So, you got a hot party tomorrow night?
Hanna: I have a swim meet.
Caleb: [incredulously, as he touches her long hair:] You can fit all of that under a cap?
Hanna: Okay, I'm not swimming, freak. I'm cheering on a friend.

Mona: [in school hallway] You look tired.
Hanna: Well, I only slept for, like, twelve minutes last night. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw Wilden. And then I saw a pig, and then I saw Wilden with a pig face.
[a boy waves at Mona, she dismisses him in French]
Hanna: Look, I don't think we're waiting for this A's shoe to drop. I feel like we're waiting for it to stomp on us.
Mona: Careful, Hanna. When you use words like "us" and "we", my mind goes to this place where I think we could actually be friends again.
Hanna: Do you remember when my Dad left? I did not want to get out of bed, but... you made me go to every sale that summer at the mall.
Mona: Yeah.

Ashley: Mrs. Potter how are you?
Mrs. Potter: I'm old, how are you?

Aria: [re Alison] The closer we get to the trial, the more desperate she's gonna get.
Hanna: And the more dangerous.

Spencer: [regarding supposedly blind Jenna] "Look it in the eye"?
Aria: Yeah, that's what she said.
Hanna: This opens up a whole new dimension of creepy.

Spencer: [to Emily, as they peek at Shana] Have you heard from her since? Can we trust her now?
Emily: If Ali does, I guess that means that we should try.
Hanna: No, Shana has too many faces to trust. I've been keeping count and running out of fingers.
Aria: We all got a finger you can use. It's not the nice kind.

Mona: [string of enlightening revelations] Shana knew Jenna before she came to Rosewood. I think she's in love with her. They're both afraid of Melissa. When CeCe came to Radley, I thought she was Ali. I don't remember what we talked about. It was before they changed my meds. Lucas gave Emily that massage.
[to: ]
Mona: He said you were tense.
[Emily's eyes widen]
Mona: I recruited Toby when he got that job in Bucks County. I didn't push Ian off the bell tower. I wish I knew who did.
[the four friends regard one another in stunned silence]

Emily: A rat?
Sydney: Yesterday, after practice. I heard her screaming. Somebody put a dead rat in her cap. You heard about all this?
Emily: No.
Sydney: She was shaking all over. I guess she has a thing with rodents.
[nods emphatically]
Emily: Who did it?
Sydney: No one's fessed up. Coach wants a meeting with the team, but I don't think it was someone on the Sharks. Everyone loves Paige.
[scoffs]
Sydney: Like her, I mean.
Emily: I haven't seen her yet.
Sydney: I don't think she came to school. You okay, Emily?
Emily: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
[Mona comes down the stairs]
Emily: What do you know about this?
Mona: You're gonna have to give me a hint.
Emily: What happened to Paige?
Mona: Oh, that. Ugh. God, it makes me irk just to think about it. Hi, Sydney.
Sydney: Hi.
Mona: Such a creepy thing to do to somebody as sweet as Paige. How is she?
Emily: She stayed home today, scared.
Mona: A dead rat. It has 'boy' written all over it.
Emily: Any particular boy?
Mona: None that comes to mind.
Emily: Not even Noel Kahn?

Hanna: You guys, I don't wanna give anyone any of my blood. I need all I got.
Spencer: My Mom's handling it.

Alison: No woman has ever been able to warn another woman about a man.

Spencer: [re Radley Hotel] If you're gonna chase away the demons, you have to go to where the demons are.

Caleb: Poor Mona.
Spencer: What did you just say?
Caleb: She always wanted to be in charge of everything.
Spencer: She ends up middle management. That's gotta hurt.

Alison: Look at you four. You're scared to death.
[laughs]
Alison: I totally got you.
[as: ]
Alison: It was a hoax. The zombie was Noel.
[Emily drops the plank she'd been clutching]
Alison: Happy Halloween.
[licks tomato sauce from knife blade]
Alison: Ketchup. Want some, Hanna?
[smirks]
Alison: Come on, you guys.
[gets up]
Alison: It was funny.
Spencer: We're not laughing.
Alison: Well, you should be. You guys passed the test.
Aria: What test?
Alison: [smiles] The way you guys came charging in here, I know I can count on you now. If I really need you, you'll be there for me.
[starts leaving]
Alison: Let's go. We're missing a party.

Spencer: My sister in London is texting me. My mother's enlisting allies in the war over commencement.
Dean: You thinking of skipping it?
Spencer: No, it's, it's not about going, it's about speaking. Our principal asked me to stand up in front of the entire school and be the poster girl for trauma. I'm just...
[shakes her head]
Spencer: really not that into it.
Dean: Why are you so sure?
Spencer: Well, why else would he ask me to be valedictorian? I mean, I have 'incompletes' in every subject except lunch. And everybody expects me to stand up and give some really moving speech about being a survivor, and I'm not ready to talk about it as if it's over when it's not
[shakes her head]
Spencer: over.
[sighs]
Dean: So don't do it.
Spencer: What?
Dean: Just say no. Uh, considering everything you went through, I think walking across that stage and accepting a diploma is a pretty impressive accomplishment.

Hanna: [on cell-phone] Dad, I know it's a lot of money, but you only have to put up ten percent of the million dollars.
[voice: ]
Hanna: You've seen where she is,
[sobs]
Hanna: we can't leave her in there.
[listens]
Hanna: Well, try harder.

Emily: Ali was at that studio. Both masks came from the same place.
Aria: Yeah, but we don't know how many there are, or who has them.
Emily: And if they got them from Ali or this guy's studio.
Hanna: [grabs her stuff] Let's go find out.
Aria: [hesitantly] Shouldn't we wait for Spencer?
Hanna: No, we can handle this on our own.
[the other two look at each other uncertainly]
Hanna: What? We can't make a move without Nancy Drew? This mask connects us to Ali and the Halloween train, which connects us to Wilden. The police have our names on a board with arrows and graphs, and not just ours, my Mom's up there.
[shaking: ]
Hanna: So I'm not waiting for Spencer because A's not waiting for anyone. Now come on!
[goes off]
Aria: Feels like I've just been drafted.

Hanna: [after Mona leaves] Can you at least pretend not to hate her?
Caleb: I thought that I was.
[Hanna scoffs]

Hanna: [at Dr. Sullivan's home] She's not here.
Spencer: [two subsequent copies of Rosewood Observer on the porch] Looks like she didn't come home last night either. She hasn't checked her mail or picked up her papers.
Emily: Maybe we should call the police.
Hanna: And say what to Officer Garrett when he starts asking us questions?
Spencer: Yeah, Hanna's right. And Garrett, Jenna, Ian and Jason, they're all connected. We can't trust any of them.
[Emily sighs]
Spencer: Look, the last time somebody thought she knew who A was, she got hit by a car. Sorry, Hanna.
Emily: Okay, so what do we do?
Spencer: We go into Terror Red Alert, and hope that our phones don't ring.
[Emily's phone rings]
Spencer: That did not just happen!
Emily: [checks] It's Maya.
[smiles]
Hanna: [laughs] Look at you, suddenly all happy!

Emily: [at Rear Window, chatting to Sabrina] This was amazing, I'm telling you. I'm usually not afraid, but these planes were so much smaller.
Aria: [edgy] Em... Em, can I borrow you?
Emily: Yeah, I'm just in the middle of a conversation right...
Aria: It's urgent.
Sabrina: Are you okay?
Aria: Yeah, I just need to talk to my friend, that's all.
Sabrina: [to Emily] Uh, so, rain check on the rest of your Haiti adventure?
Emily: Yeah, sorry about all this.
Sabrina: [gets up from chair, chuckles] I used to mellow out with weed. Just saying.
Aria: [impatiently] Thanks.

Hanna: [girl with dark glasses waiting downstairs in kitchen] God! Mona!
Mona: Is this a bad time?
Hanna: When did you get back?
Mona: Late last night. I just saw your Mom as she was leaving for work. She introduced me to that cop parked on your curb.
Hanna: What's with the shades?
Mona: Is that cop really here 24/7?
Hanna: Yep. And there's a bunch at school too. They stand outside the bathroom while you pee.
Mona: I wish we didn't come out here.
Hanna: Did you feel any safer at the spa?
Mona: Safer than I feel being in the same zip code as Alison.
Hanna: Mona...
Mona: I sent her to jail, Hanna. For months. There's no way she's not plotting some kind of revenge.
Hanna: That's what you're worried about? A is still out there! You've got bigger worries than Alison.
Mona: [nods] Yeah, I know. When I leave here, I have to go straight to the police station. They might still press charges against me for being dead when I wasn't.
Hanna: Well, that's not a crime. It's just being stupid.
Mona: No, Hanna, if there's a full-on investigation that cost the taxpayers more than our new sewer system, it's a crime. And I don't think I'll have any cops looking out for me.
Hanna: They're looking for A! We all are.
Mona: Even more reason for Alison to wanna hurt me.
Hanna: Forget Alison! We have to track down anyone who ever had any contact with Charles DiLaurentis. Someone who worked at Radley has got to know something.
Mona: I'm betting their father.
Hanna: He's no help. Alison is so embarrassed, she only leaves their house nowadays to go to church.
Mona: [scoffs] Church? Alison?
Hanna: Don't get all judgy. She's just trying to move on. We all are.
Mona: [sighs, gets up] Well, will you at least drop me off at the precinct before school? I can't go in there alone. Please?

Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. Almost feels like Alison's still here.

Toby: [to Spencer] Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Jenna: [blind] I'm not gonna let anyone come between us again.
[stands up, walks past Emily]
Emily: Someone should have come between you two a long time ago. Maybe a social worker with a bucket of ice water.
Jenna: I can't imagine why everybody thinks you're the sweet one.

Emily: Honey, why didn't you call me if you were going through something?
Pam: Mom, you worried if I skipped a meal. How was I supposed to tell you I was skipping school?

Emily: [on cell phone] Well, aren't you gonna say it?
Maya St. Germain: Say what?
Emily: Something dirty.
Maya St. Germain: I'd rather whisper it in your ear tonight.

Caleb: Skipping gym? If you really want to earn some bad girl stripes, I'd be happy to help.
Hanna: If you're proposing that we get matching tattoos, the answer is no.

Emily: [checking Rollins' phone] There's nothing weird in here... other than the fact that there's nothing weird in here.

[first lines]
Spencer: Did you actually read this book?
Aria: A few pages. Bits and pieces. Ezra knew who I was before we met.
[shakes her head]
Aria: He knew who all of us were. And he knew Alison too.
Emily: So, he admitted to being in a relationship with her?
Aria: Yeah, a brief one.
Hanna: Then he must be Board Shorts.
Aria: Well, Ezra didn't try to kill Alison. His... his whole book is trying to piece together who did it
Spencer: How's he gonna do that when the police can't even figure it out?
Aria: I don't know. He has a theory, though.
Emily: And? What is it?
Aria: He thinks that one of us did it.
Spencer: [as Emily scoffs:] What? You're... you're kidding, right?
Emily: Well, now we know it's a work of fiction.
Spencer: Which one of us is he trying to pin it on?
Aria: I didn't get that far.
Spencer: You didn't think to ask?
Aria: Why? We know that that's not true.
Emily: Okay, just because he wrote the book doesn't mean he's not A. You know, he could be using it as a way to place the blame on one of us, and keep suspicion off of him.
Hanna: No, he doesn't need to do that. He knows that Ali is alive.
Spencer: Yeah, but he didn't know that when he started writing the book.
Aria: Guys, listen. Ezra's not A! He's a writer who found a great opportunity to make a name for himself.
[eyes: ]
Aria: And he used me! He used us!
[they all consider this ruefully]
Spencer: Wait, what are you saying? That all of that stuff in that room in Ravenswood, that was just... research for his book?
Aria: He's been working on it for years.
[sighs]
Hanna: Well, we've seen the surveillance equipment, so we know he's been watching us.
Aria: He's probably just hoping that we'd lead him to Alison so he could finally get his big ending.
Emily: If he's been watching us, then he has to know about A. I mean, how could he sit back all this time and not do anything to help you?
Aria: [shrugs] It's simple.
[tearfully: ]
Aria: He never really loved me.

Spencer: [coffee in bed] Be careful. I could get used to this.
Caleb: Honestly, I just wanted to, uh, make sure you were fully awake.
Spencer: For what?
[smiles]
Caleb: I think we need to go to the cops with these new texts.
Spencer: I'm awake.
Caleb: I mean, if we really are back to square one with A...
Spencer: Mm-mm. We don't know for sure if this is an A. I don't know, that trash can of black hoodies felt like someone was saying that all the rules are changed. And all we know for sure is that this A isn't Charlotte. It could be anybody. Anywhere. Hiding in plain sight.
Caleb: As in Sara Harvey? I mean, do you really think that it is her hiding behind all those evil emojis?
Spencer: I don't know. She can't really type that well.
[shrugs]
Spencer: Maybe a picture is easier for her to send.
[sighs]
Spencer: I'm starving. Can we have anything?
Caleb: Yeah, I've got a little something. You want a refill?
Spencer: Yes, please.
[hands over her empty mug]
Caleb: Hey, what about Ezra? Couldn't he clear this up? Anybody heard from him?
Spencer: No. My guess is that he left town to avoid telling us what he knows.
Caleb: I mean, I'm not saying you need to build an airtight case... We could just go to Toby.
Spencer: [quickly] No. Caleb, he's... finally happy. He's moved on. I don't wanna throw this in his path. At least not until we have more than a few snarky emojis from an unlisted number and a photo of an alleged murder weapon.
Caleb: I guess you're right. I mean, we're talking about Aria's dad. You know, it's like, if he did it, he did it to protect her.
Spencer: If we were to get this golf club, Sara couldn't hold it over our heads. And we really could go to the cops about her.
[her watch beeps]
Spencer: It's a calendar alert. I have lunch with Gil? I really don't remember scheduling that. My God, this election is totally eating up my brain.
[checks: ]
Spencer: Oh, my God, I have endless e-mails. And then I have that strategy session this afternoon. And I have to make those campaign calls.
Caleb: [behind her, stroking her hair] Yeah, I've been pretty distracted the last few days, too.
Spencer: I might... be slightly distracted.
Caleb: Is this distracting you?
Spencer: Mm. No. No, I could probably just... get a few e-mails done if you have to continue.
Caleb: Yeah.
[chuckles, kisses her neck]
Caleb: What about this?
Spencer: That's slightly more distracting.
[not much work will get done here now]

Alison: [reading the note pinned to the back of the voodoo doll's head] "It's my turn to torture you..."

Aria: There's a reason why we can't just go around telling the truth. Because it comes back to bite you. Hard.

Spencer: [to Toby] It's not that simple, okay? You know that I wouldn't be here if it wasn't important. I'm really afraid that Hanna's going to do something stupid, and I need your help.

Hanna: [enters psychiatrist's office carrying designer shopping bags] Sorry I'm late, but have you been downtown? The sales are huge.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: [nods] You must be Hanna. I'm Anne.
[smiles]
Hanna: [sweetly innocent] So, what did I miss?
Aria: Not a thing.
Spencer: We waited for you.
Hanna: [foiled] Damn.

Ashley: [in kitchen] Your arm still bothering you?
Hanna: [busy with laptop] Not so much.
Ashley: How did you hurt yourself again?
Hanna: [shakes her head] It was stupid. I just slipped in gym.
Ashley: Don't you think it's something a doctor should take a look at?
Hanna: Mom, seriously, I'm fine. I can type with one hand.
Ashley: [glancing over at sink] Well, clearly you need two to wash a pot.
Hanna: Typing is not scraping.

Ashley: I'm not the one who ruined your phone, you are. And since you were okay about doing that, I guess that means you don't need a replacement.
Hanna: I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain... or shoes.

Hanna: [the sticker didn't get rid of the writing on her cast] Oh, God, it's still there.
[becomes too much for her]
Spencer: Hanna. Hanna, don't, okay? Don't look at that. Just look around you. Because you're safe, you're home, and you're alive.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I thought I was safe in my hospital room too. Now, what's going on with Noel Kahn? Is he A?
[to: ]
Hanna: Have you talked to him?
Aria: No, I avoid him. I keep telling him that I'm busy. Busy freaking out every time I look at him.
Hanna: Yeah, well, try being run over by him.

Sabrina: [Emily gets woken with coffee] Morning.
Emily: You're one of those morning people, aren't you? Coffee's a nice touch.
Sabrina: It's my way of saying sorry that I talked your ear off and kept you up all night.
Emily: No. I liked getting to know you more.
Sabrina: I talked till you fell asleep.
Emily: [chuckles] Guess I missed my chance for a good night kiss. Come here.
Sabrina: [as she sits down next to Emily] For future reference, I usually talk like that when I'm nervous. And I'm waiting for somebody to make the first move.
[smiling, Emily kisses her, and Sabrina returns the kiss]

Spencer: Church?
Melissa: We're planning the christening.
Spencer: Isn't that a little premature? What if it's not born a human?
Melissa: That's not funny.
Spencer: Well, humor's subjective.
Melissa: No, I know how you feel about Ian, but I honestly thought you'd be happy about this baby.
[goes off]
Veronica: That was cruel.
Spencer: I'm sorry.
Veronica: Well, it doesn't help to tell me that.

Aria: Guys, if Jenna is really a part of this, you think she would actually hurt her own stepbrother?
Hanna: Jenna would kill and eat her own mother to get back at us.
Aria: Maybe she's just trying to scare him.
Emily: Or us.
Hanna: Yeah, well, it's working.

Aria: It's too strange to be a coincidence. The two people with the biggest axe to grind against us are, are teaming up to chop our alibi to bits!

Ashley: Opening statements in Alison's trial begin at 9 a.m. I'm gonna be there.
Ted: I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Ashley: I'm going.
[to: ]
Ashley: If something happens that affects you, I don't wanna hear about it secondhand.
Hanna: [orange jumpsuit] Someone is doing this to me. You understand that, right?
Ashley: I think we know who that somebody is.
Hanna: I told you it's not Ali.

Emily: [re the crying baby on cellphone stuck in pillow] I don't hear anything. Why don't you just go in the house?
Spencer: I can't. My Mom and I...
[baby on video cries relentlessly]
Spencer: Look, I know this is just A.D. pressing on a raw nerve, right? They're just taking the fact that I'm some sort of Dickensian foundling. But one of you needs to take this. Or stick your fingers in my ears so that I can get some frigging sleep, because I've tried literally everything.
Hanna: Oh, my God, that is so annoying!
Aria: Why can't we just lock it up in Ali's house? She's out of town this weekend, right?
Spencer: That's a spectacular idea!
Emily: Actually, kind of unspectacular. I mean, a crying baby is the last thing Ali needs to hear when she comes back. She's got a lot on her mind.
Hanna: Why'd she go away again?
Emily: A-Ali has something to deal with.
[doesn't reveal the secret]
Emily: You know, paperwork. I guess there's a lot of red tape when you're trying to un-marry a dead identity thief.
Spencer: Okay, officially he's still alive.
Hanna: Well, did she officially change her last name yet? She should. Alison Rollins sounds like a mouthful of muffin.
Emily: Ezra's still in New York, right?
[passes the pillow to Aria]
Aria: I'm... I'm not babysitting this pillow by myself.
[passes pillow back to Emily]
Emily: Okay, well, our place is loud enough already. Caleb snores.
[passes pillow back to Aria]
Hanna: No, he doesn't.
Emily: Yes, he does.
Spencer: Oh, my God!
[stops the passing of the pillow between the two girls, hands it to Hanna]
Spencer: Someone, please!
[the whole time that baby is very, very noisy]
Emily: Are we still allowed to think that maybe Mary Drake is responsible for this? I mean, I know she's your birth mother and it's all a sensibilities subject.
Spencer: I don't think this is her. Why would she want to taunt me with this?
Hanna: Well, we could ask her, if she wasn't hiding out somewhere like a lying liar.
[crying stops]
Aria: Wait! Why did it stop?
Spencer: [dog-tired] I don't know and I don't care.
Hanna: [fishes cellphone out of the pillow] Guys, I have to keep the phone.
[baby gurgling]
Hanna: It's my turn.
[the message on the phone asks Hanna to look after the baby]

Aria: Why are you letting her manipulate you like this? You know what Ali's capable of! Mike, I know you got into a fight with Mona the night before she died. Something is going on and you have to tell me what it is!
Mike: I don't have to tell you anything.
[closes door in her face]

Hanna: So, how many houses did you build?
Emily: Uh, I think we finished about six.
Hanna: And in poor countries, one house is like a home for fifty.
[chuckles]
Spencer: Okay, Miss Productive. How much of your list did you actually do?
Hanna: Let's see.
[consults notebook]
Hanna: Cooking class with Caleb. Done. Volunteered at the animal shelter for pocket dogs.
Spencer: Wait! That exists?
Hanna: Did not. Do. Expand my vocabulary.
[shows: ]
Hanna: "Effectuating."
Aria: Ooh.
Hanna: Intern for Vera Wang...
Emily: You got an internship for Vera Wang?
Hanna: Yeah, I changed my mind. Turns out they want you to work for free.

[first lines]
Hanna: How you holding up, Em?
Emily: I don't think I'll be taking an elevator any time soon.
Aria: Any word from Jason?
Emily: No, nothing.
Hanna: Spencer, now that the whole NAT club is out of Rosewood, do you think A will retire?
Spencer: Or just have more time for us.
Hanna: Way to think positive, Spence.

Hanna: The note said that... Spencer should know everything soon.
Emily: What does that mean?
Aria: It means what it always means. Nobody tells you anything when you wanna know it. Only when they feel like telling it.
Hanna: And then they only tell you enough to make you crazy to know more.
Emily: Has anybody talked to Ali?
Aria: She's called, but I don't pick up.
Hanna: You guys, I had a bad thought.
[gets annoyed look]
Hanna: I'm sorry, they just keep showing up in my head.
Emily: What's this one?
Hanna: Ali's out of town. But A said she couldn't. What changed?
Aria: Well, Ali made a deal with Noel. You think maybe she made a deal with somebody else?
Emily: You think she made a deal with A to leave town? What kind of deal?

Security: For two tickets? I didn't pay that much to see Lionel Richie when he *was* Lionel Richie.

Alison: [to the other four] What? Look, I don't know about you vestal virgins, but... I'm here to make some memories. Let's divide and conquer, and meet back here at midnight.

[last lines]
Hanna: [as Noel Kahn squats next to the decoy she set up for him - her cap - she knocks him over the head from behind with a shovel] It's over, bitch!
[stands grinning over her fallen quarry]

Spencer: Oh, my God.
Hanna: What? What's inside the boxes?
Spencer: They're unassembled cages.
Hanna: Cages? For what?
Spencer: They're not for gerbils, Hanna. There's four of them. And each one of them is big enough for...
Hanna: What?
Spencer: For us!

Spencer: If there's one thing we all should know by now, it's that not everybody tells you everything.

Ashley: [as Hanna rushes upstairs] Hold it.
Hanna: Can't I at least shower first? My hair is about to crack off my head.
Ashley: You're not going to bed without discussing this. What were you doing in that bar?
Hanna: [shakes her head] Mom...
Ashley: Well, what was it about? Was it about... exploring a new feeling?
Hanna: I wasn't looking for romance. I was looking for Caleb.
Ashley: What would Caleb be doing hanging out in a lesbian bar?
Hanna: [shrugs] Well, I didn't know it was Ladies Night till I got there. I followed Paige because I thought he was meeting up with her.
Ashley: For what?
Hanna: A plan to keep Mona away from me and my friends. He and Paige don't want her near us, so I was just gonna stop them from doing anything stupid.
Ashley: And that required ordering a cocktail and starting a bar-fight?
Hanna: I did not order a cocktail. And I only danced with that girl who thought I was into pink drinks because I didn't want Paige to see me.
[shakes her head]
Ashley: What's a pink drink? Is that... code for something gay?
Hanna: No, it's just a pink drink.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: Can we not do this right now?
[on her way again]
Ashley: Hanna, we're getting to that place again.
Hanna: What place?
Ashley: Where I'm sensing you're not telling me the whole truth.
Hanna: Mom, I'm not hiding anything from you, okay? I was just making sure Caleb didn't get into trouble.
Ashley: And you got yourself into trouble instead.
Hanna: [shakes her head] Well, that wasn't the plan. And, honestly, if it keeps Emily from being messed with, maybe it was worth it.
Ashley: What does Emily have to do with this?
Hanna: [sighs] Paige might not be a one-girl kind of girl. She was hooking up with someone there, and Emily has no clue.
Ashley: [sighs] Can I make a suggestion? Stay out of it.
[shrugs]
Ashley: And use the hot oil treatment on your hair.

Emily: Do you think twenty dollars was enough to keep the manager quiet?
Aria: I slipped him my number too. Well, the number to Imperial Garden's. I hope he likes moo shu.

Hanna: [speaking to camera] My name is Hanna Marin. If you find this video before I finish what I need to do, something went terribly wrong. Please give this to the police.

Dr. Elliott Rollins: [re Ali] Part of her illness is paranoia. She thinks everyone's out to hurt her.
Spencer: It's not paranoia if it's real.

Spencer: [overheard conversation] You know how I feel about hope. Breeds eternal misery. We lost Toby a long time ago. We just didn't know it.

Hanna: [sighs] You were right. Alison is still with us. More than I want.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: Why more?
Hanna: Our friendship was work. You know, like, like you had to impress her to make her like you, and... and that meant doing things that maybe you didn't feel so good about doing. Sometimes bad things.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: If it was so hard, why was it so important to be her friend?
Hanna: [shakes her head] She could make you feel special, and that seemed worth it then.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: And now?
[Hanna hesitates]
Dr. Anne Sullivan: What would you like to say to Alison?
Hanna: Just that...
[shakes her head]
Dr. Anne Sullivan: To Alison.
[indicates she must speak to empty chair as if her friend is there]
Hanna: [scoffs] Alison... you were the best friend I ever had... and that meant a lot to me. But you were also the worst enemy I ever had...
[smirks]
Hanna: and I can't believe it took me this long to realize that.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: How do you think Alison would respond to that?
[Hanna looks at the empty chair, and scoffs]
Alison: [Hanna's vision, turning around on the chair, smiling] Well, look at you. All independent and in touch with your feelings. I'll bet you're pretty impressed with yourself right now, aren't you?
Hanna: Yeah.
Alison: I'm proud of you, Hanna.
Hanna: I don't care.
Alison: Of course you don't. Today. You've got a Dr. Do-Over there to pat you on the back for talking to an empty chair.
Hanna: I don't need her either.
Alison: Well, you need soneone. Low self-esteem leads to Hefty Hanna. Wasn't that covered in wellness class?
Hanna: I have other friends. Real friends.
Alison: [snaps] You have what I gave you.
[smirks]
Alison: You think your three gal-pals will be with you forever, don't you? News flash! You're already losing them. They're gonna move on, Hanna... and you're not.
[Hanna looks uncomfortable]
Alison: And you know who you'll be left with? Me. I'll always be with you. I'm the only one who can make you happy... the only one that will tell you the truth. I'm the only one that you can count on.
Hanna: [sighs] Then I'd rather be alone.
Alison: [smirks] You won't last a week.
Hanna: At least I'll be alive. You can't reach into my life anymore.
[Alison's face hardens]
Hanna: Not unless I let you.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: You're gone... and I'm so over missing you.
[shakes her head, and the wind is taken out of Alison's sails]

Talia: I know this is complicated. No one wants complicated.
Emily: I'm beginning to think there's no such thing as simple.
Talia: I shouldn't have lied to you. I just didn't wanna scare you away. I know how it all sounds when I say it out loud. I'm sorry, Emily. I just wanted to tell you that in person.

Ashley: [takeaway dinner] So are your friends coming over?
Hanna: No, I told you, they're being annoying.
Ashley: What does that mean?
Hanna: Never mind. It's not a big deal.
Ashley: Okay. Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate isn't an elephant. She's a snake, and she's going to my school! Mom, my life's completely ruined!

Alison: Athletic supervisor. That's new. Did they invent that job just for Paige?
Emily: No, I don't think so.
Alison: Did you ask the school to hire her?
Emily: No. They must have wanted both of us.
Alison: [with utmost irony] Lucky for everybody.
Emily: [sighs] Are you going to be okay tonight?
Alison: Depends on what you mean by okay. Pregnant, stalked, broke, alone. If that's okay, then I'm your girl.

Andrew: Nice room. Lot of ribbons.
[Spencer snickers]
Andrew: Jumping. Dressage. All these medals from riding?
Spencer: Yeah. I got everything in here but the horse. Hey, uh, how many hours would you say you studied for this? In a row?
Andrew: I don't know, like, seven? So, you're gonna need to know a lot about Newton for this.
Spencer: Andrew.
[clears throat]
Spencer: I didn't...
[closes door]
Spencer: ask you here... to study, Andrew.
Andrew: You didn't?
Spencer: I've been watching you.
[folds arms]
Andrew: You have?
Spencer: You're the captain of the decathlon team, you're a starting forward, and summa cum laude. It's time to share, Andrew.
Andrew: Okay.
Spencer: I'm just... I'm not interested in your notes, okay? I want some of your... study aid. You know, the kind with the childproof cap. I need to stay up... for a while.
Andrew: [shakes his head] I don't have any of that.

Aria: On the news... they're calling it the anniversary of Alison's disappearance. Like it's a party or something.

Spencer: Okay, so you talked to his parents. Have you spoken with Garrett?
Veronica: Yes. I found his story to be credible.
Spencer: What story is that?
Veronica: All I can say is that
[shakes her head]
Veronica: he convinced me of his lack of guilt as pertains to the charges.
Spencer: Mom...
[comes nearer]
Spencer: what are you doing? Okay, this is the man who killed my best friend. He killed the girl whom Emily was in love with.
Veronica: Accused of killing them!
Spencer: [to Melissa] Will you say something?
Melissa: What do you want me to say?
Spencer: This does involve you!
Melissa: Any interest I had in any of this, ended three months ago!

Spencer: It doesn't matter. It's already out there. And it would be a mistake for me to go to your interview tomorrow.
Veronica: Why?
Spencer: Because I would just be a distraction.
Veronica: [shakes her head] Honey, the Rosewood Observer has more class than to pay attention to a few tasteless tweets.
Spencer: Mom, I'm partially responsible for Charlotte's getting out, and on the night that she did, she was killed. So, whatever way they spin it, her death and my association to it will come up. And it's best if I'm not with you when it does.

Hanna: If A is Charles, and Charles is Andrew, and Andrew is in jail, then who made that call? Who was in the room with Sara?
Aria: Did Mr. Biscuit ever make any threatening phone calls?
Hanna: [huffily] Leave Mr. Biscuit out of this.

Talia: [to Emily] Did you just wake up this beautiful?

Caleb: Mrs. Marin, Hanna loves you. She would do anything for you.
Ashley: [being led back to her cell] That's what I'm afraid of...!

Aria: You did remember to, like, water and feed him, right?
Hanna: Of course.
[they open the door... Noel has escaped]
Spencer: Did you remember to tie him up?
Hanna: Oh, my God...
Emily: Oh, this is bad. Really bad.
Aria: This is really not very good.
Hanna: He took the camera. He can make it look like I kidnapped him.
Alison: You did kidnap him, Hanna!
Hanna: Well, now he can prove It!

Aria: Look, it doesn't matter where A got it, what matters is what A is planning to do now.
Alison: If A's behind this, that's exactly where that guy's gonna run to when he panics.
Hanna: What are you saying?
Alison: I'm saying that if I can make him think that he is going to go down for this, we can follow him to A, and finally win A's game!
Aria: Great! We win the game, we find out who A is. What happens when we lose?

[first lines]
Hanna: [while Spencer stares out the window] Where has she been all this time?
Aria: I don't know.
Emily: Do you think she's been hiding right here... in Rosewood?
Hanna: Why would she be hiding? Why couldn't she just come back?
Aria: I don't know.
Hanna: You keep saying that.
Aria: [shrugs] Because I don't know.
Emily: Okay, what do we know? Somebody tried to kill Ali. They buried her in her backyard.
Aria: Right, and then Grunwald pulled her out.
Hanna: Yeah, like a carrot.
Aria: But why didn't she just call the cops?
Emily: Which cops were she supposed to call? Wilden, Garrett?
Hanna: Ali not calling the cops is the only thing I do understand.
Aria: You guys, we just found out that Ali is alive. She's really alive. But why am I not insanely happy?
Emily: Thought it was just me.
Hanna: It's not.
Spencer: [turns away from window] Look, we can figure out how we feel about this later. The fact is that Ali's alive. Right? And she's been hiding out this whole time. Maybe it was in Rosewood. Maybe it was in Philadelphia. Maybe it was in Nova Scotia. Okay? But the sooner we can make it okay for her to come back, the sooner we can sit her down in a chair and ask her what the hell is going on, and why she would do this to us.
Emily: [shakes her head] Ali always liked games.
Aria: What? Like she's been playing with us? Chasing us around on the game board...
Emily: Like she was A? Tell me you never thought that yourself.
Hanna: No. That's crazy, isn't it?
Emily: But we have to consider every possibility, don't we?
Hanna: Not the ones that make you wanna hide in the closet with a quart of ice cream.
Spencer: There's someone Ali's so afraid of, she can't come back. Who?
Emily: Toby said the only thing that Shana was guilty of, was selling Jenna's car to Mona.
Aria: And CeCe's been busy running from the cops 'cause she killed Wilden.
Hanna: What about Board Shorts?
Emily: Uh, we don't even know if that's a real person.
Spencer: It was a real person who came after me in that house.

Hanna: [in car, spying on Lucas] Duck!
Aria: Really?
Hanna: [pushes her friend's head down] Get down!

Aria: Ali?
Spencer: She's gone.
Aria: What do you mean she's gone?
Spencer: I've looked everywhere for her. I think I heard her scream.

[spoiler]
CeCe: [sings] Lord helps the mister / who comes between me and my sister...

Hanna: The text that A sent me in the church said that she was about to run out of air.
Aria: Did A bury Dr. Sullivan alive?
[panics]

[to Emily]
Sara: I don't know about the others but I know you feel guilty.

Alison: Do you guys know how crazy this sounds?
Spencer: Trust me, we know exactly how crazy it sounds.
Aria: Jason never told you anything about Charlie?
Alison: No.
Spencer: He said your Dad knows all about it. Your Dad was the one who told Jason that Charlie had to go away.
Hanna: Ali, your Dad lied to you.

Aria: Can't believe it was trashed... Just when you thought that "A" would give it a rest.
Spencer: It's like Toby had to kill Alison all over again.
Hanna: Toby? What do you mean, Toby? His motorcycle was totaled. Isn't he dead?
Spencer: I hear more from Alison now than when she was alive.
Hanna: You guys, I thought we decided "A" wasn't Toby. "A" was happy to have Toby out of the picture.
Aria: How do we know that Toby didn't just send that text? And why are we suddenly trusting "A"? "A" made a fake bracelet to mess with us.

Hanna: We can take a trip sometime. I know it's not the same, but...
Caleb: It would be better. I'll be with someone who I know is looking out for me.
[she smiles, they kiss]

Spencer: Toby, this might be my last Christmas.

Hanna: You know, I'm actually more mad at myself than him.
Mona: For what?
Hanna: For being stupid. I actually believed he loved me.

Caleb: Sorry about this morning. Did you get in trouble?
Hanna: I'm always in trouble.

Hanna: [Caleb, dressed as Santa's helper, looks upset] What's wrong?
Caleb: I'm pretty sure that some kid peed on me. And that mean little girl keeps calling me Dumb-Dumb.
Hanna: What mean girl?
Caleb: Ali's little mini-me. Right there.
[points]
Caleb: There she is.
[little girl has Alison's looks]
Addison: [goading her group into going after little deaf girl] Call her anything you want. She can't hear you.
Hanna: [commands group] Get over here. All of you!
[they come over, Addison looks petulant]
Hanna: I'm only gonna say this once. You mess with Claire, you deal with me.
Addison: [antagonistic, spiteful] I'm shaking with fear.
Hanna: You know, you'd better start looking over your shoulder, because you're making a lot of enemies. And in Rosewood, bitches get buried.
Addison: This place blows, let's get out of here.
[wants to walk off, expecting others to follow]
Hanna: [to the rest of the group] Hey, you guys, you don't need a leader. You just need each other.
Addison: I said let's go!
[but she has no followers]

Alison: [read birthday card] He's alive... and he's coming for us, isn't he?

A: I'm still here bitches, and I know everything!

Alison: [honeymoon couple emerging from bedroom] It's very late. We almost missed the breakfast part of 'bed-and-breakfast.' People will wonder what we were doing up here.
Dr. Elliott Rollins: [smiling] People will know exactly what we were doing here.
[she chuckles, they kiss]
Dr. Elliott Rollins: What do you wanna do today?
Alison: I was thinking that we could find a lake, or a river, and sit on the bank and read. Or not read.
[smiles]

Hanna: Amber is a cheerleader at Rollins High who loves skinny lattes. Here. See for yourself.
[picture on computer screen]
Ashley: She's cute.
Hanna: She's trying to date Sean.
Ashley: [humoring] She's hateful. We know that for a fact?
Hanna: Well, she's suddenly become his personal driver... and God knows what else.
Ashley: Hmm. Driving is not dating.
[shoves the lamb chops towards her daughter]
Ashley: Eat.
Hanna: Mom, why are you feeding me when my boyfriend left me for somebody who weighs eleven pounds?
Ashley: He hasn't left you. His car's in the shop.
Hanna: So, why can't he hitch a ride with somebody who's not majoring in cartwheels?

Hanna: Since when do you get panic attacks?
Mona: Since when do you get sauced before third period?

Hanna: [to Caleb] Okay, you said one dance. This is more than I danced at a Katy Perry concert.

Emily: [at The Brew, treating her friend to coffee with whipped cream] You feeling better?
Spencer: Not better. Less stupid. Thank you for stopping me.
Emily: Save it for the right target.
Spencer: For A, in the flesh?
Emily: That's one candidate.
Spencer: What are you thinking?
Emily: "We're all in this together"...? I mean, that could be A, or... it could be Alison.
Spencer: Or, A wanting us to think it's Alison.

Hanna: [on phone] Do you have the results?
Technician: Yeah, they're not a match.
Hanna: What? Are you sure?
Technician: We tested the sample you gave against the DNA you provided, and they don't match.
Hanna: Is there any way that you made a mistake?
Technician: No, those two people are not related.
Hanna: Okay, so there's no way you dropped ketchup from your hot dog or... one of the hairs from your beard fell in there?
Technician: Uh... I don't have a beard.
Hanna: Look, you have to be wrong.
Technician: We didn't make a mistake. They're not a match.

Ezra: It's a copy of my manuscript.
Aria: Thanks, but I think I'll wait until it's in the clearance bin.

Alison: [noticed Emily had little interest in dancing partner, instead was more interested in Jenna] Were you wishing you could taste her cherry ChapStick?
Emily: What?
Alison: Don't worry, Em. Your secret's safe with me.

Alison: [after Spencer burns ballot results] I thought you'd look at them first. You'd be surprised to know who your friends aren't.

[Veronica and Spencer get a picture message from Melissa and Ian]
Spencer: Where are they? It looks like the mall near Dad's office.

Hanna: Can I see the Pradas in the front?
Department: I'll have to put some of these back.
Hanna: But they're all maybes.

Dr. Anne Sullivan: When did these threats begin? Did the texts start coming after Alison's funeral?
Emily: Before.
Aria: At first, we thought they were coming from Alison. But then they found her... her body.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: And... you don't have any idea who this A person might be?
Hanna: We do... but...
Spencer: ...we've... been wrong before. A is an expert on making other people look guilty.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: Do we think this person goes to your school?
Hanna: Maybe. But... it's not like we go home and we're suddenly safe.
Aria: A is everywhere, like, constantly on us.
[shaking her head]
Aria: Like a shadow.
Dr. Anne Sullivan: And I'm the first person you've told about this? Why have you waited this long to say something?

Aria: Hanna stop eating so much
Hanna: Why?
Aria: Because... Just don't eat it, it could be poisoned... Just like Charles poisoned us
Hanna: I do not care, i am hungry

Aria: [learns that the fake engagement ring was a ruse] You don't want Spencer to know?
Hanna: Or my Mom. Or our caterer. She's heavily involved.

Hanna: I can't believe this is happening to me.
Emily: Alison's not gonna take the plea. She's innocent, and she knows Mona planned this scheme.
Hanna: Well, it's not gonna be easy to prove.
Emily: Look, even if she does take the plea, she won't name you as her helper. She won't sink that low.
Hanna: Well, I wanna believe that, but we all know Ali looks out for herself first. And I'm the easy target!
Emily: [glances back to check if somebody's eavesdropping] I"ll go to the jail and talk to her.
Hanna: No, I'll go.
[sighs]
Hanna: Maybe if she sees me, it will make it harder for her to ruin my life.
Emily: Hanna, you can't go. You'll just be giving Tanner more ammo.

Hanna: [On Jenna] She's at the top of our a list.

Ella: [entering classroom, finds lone student resting her head on desk] Spencer?
Spencer: Hey. Sorry, I just wanted to spend my free period in the quiet.
Ella: I haven't seen you in a few days.
Spencer: Yeah. Bad week. I understand if you don't want me in your classroom.
[prepares to leave]
Ella: No, it's okay. I don't mind.
[as: ]
Ella: Do you feel like talking?
Spencer: [considers] Hmm. Well, I guess you've heard... about Mona.
Ella: Mrs. Horowitz wanted you suspended, but Mona said it was just a misunderstanding. Spencer, I've known you most of your life. And you've always been the kind of person who would... bounce back from a disappointment.
[shakes her head]
Ella: I've never seen you this down.
Spencer: Yeah, well, people change.
[reconsiders attitude]
Spencer: I'm sorry.
Ella: No, don't apologize. Breakups are terrible.
[shakes her head]
Ella: I get it.
Spencer: [school bell rings] Um, I should probably get going.
[teary-eyed, sniffs, hurries to get away]
Ella: Um, if you wanna spend any more of your free periods here, my door is open.
Spencer: [nods] Thanks, Ms. Montgomery.
[goes off]

Spencer: [re Toby] I know why he joined the police force. I encouraged him. He's the most honorable person I know. And it's like now this is tearing him apart. I'm tearing him apart.

Emily: Hey. How are you feeling?
Spencer: Nauseous, achy, tired. Other than that, fantastic.

Spencer: [enters with Hanna in tow] Look, can we just focus on living enemies instead of dead ones, please?
Aria: What are you talking about?
Spencer: Hanna thinks that Rollins could still be alive.
Hanna: That detective told Ali he saw a photo of Elliott Rollins in a rental car. Hey, last time I checked, ghosts didn't show up in photographs.
Spencer: Okay, we were all there that night, Hanna. The man is dead. We killed him, and we buried him. Now somebody knows. So frankly, that's bad enough without having to go all Walking Dead.
Emily: She's right about the traffic cam, Spence. If there's a photo of him...
Spencer: Yeah, that could easily have been manipulated. You find a Rollins-lookalike and you stick him behind the wheel of a mid-sized sedan. The important thing is that A.D.'s fake...
[as: ]
Spencer: Thank you.
[softly: ]
Spencer: A.D.'s fake Rollins trail picks up exactly where ours left off.
Aria: Yeah. That has to be Rollins' partner-in-crime. Mary or Jenna knows that we killed him and... they're helping cover it up.
Hanna: You call that helping?
Emily: A never does anything for free, okay? Not test scores, and definitely not a cover-up.
Spencer: Guys, if Jenna was working with Rollins and she just found out what we did, she could be grooming Sara to become her new seeing-eye dog.
Aria: No, there is no grooming involved. Sara already hates us.

Caleb: So, we're talking?
Hanna: What does Jenna want? Why was she willing to pay you to live in my basement?
Caleb: Told you I gave the money back.
Hanna: What did she ask you to do? Record our conversations? Rifle through my purse, the drawers of my bedroom? What does she want?
Caleb: A key. She offered me a lot of money to look for a key.
Hanna: A key to what, my house? I gave you that.
Caleb: No. She thinks that your friend, the one who died, may have given you or one of your girls a key.
Hanna: Ali didn't die, she was murdered. What kind of key?
Caleb: Jenna didn't know. As soon as I realized something was happening between you and me, I told her to back off. Hanna, what's with you guys and Jenna Cavanaugh? Why did she need me? Why couldn't she just ask you directly?
Hanna: You know, you don't get to ask questions. What else?
Caleb: If I knew more, so would you... I miss you.
Hanna: [resolve seems to be weakening, but...] Yeah, well, you'll get over it.
[gets up, sails off]

Hanna: [following Mona's mobile trailer, talking on cell, sighs:] I think we're here.
Emily: Where's here?
Hanna: Some creepy farm in the middle of nowhere.
Emily: Okay. Be careful, okay?
Hanna: If I'm not back by midnight, send a search party.

Spencer: Or... maybe it was self-defense. Maybe it was Charlotte who snapped again. We all know that she was upset about Alison and Elliott back together. Maybe Ali had to defend herself.

Spencer: [on cellphone, to Marco Furey] If I had that thumb drive, that would mean that I was in your apartment. Alone with you. At night. I wonder if people would think that was strange?

Emily: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Alison: Ezra just saved my life. And he probably saved yours too.
[as: ]
Alison: Hanna's right. There's no way my Mom made that jump. She's not A, but Ezra knows who he is.
Aria: Look, Em, the plan was we get Ali out of town, but now that we know that A's after Ezra...
Emily: I get that A wants to shut Ezra up, okay? But Ali's still a target. Can't we think of another way to do this?
Aria: If Ezra...
[decides: ]
Aria: When Ezra pulls through all this, he's gonna tell us who A is, and this thing is finally gonna be over.
Hanna: [on phone, to police] Hi. The guy who just got shot at Lincoln and Hudson is Ezra Fitz. Yeah, I think you should send a cop there, because I saw what happened, and I don't think this is a random thing. Well, yeah, but he might not be safe, so you'd better go fast.
[ends call]
Aria: Are they sending somebody?
Hanna: Yeah, I heard her typing.
[as: ]
Hanna: Look, they're probably on their way.
Emily: Are you sure that we wanna split up?
Spencer: [quoting] A wise commander takes measures to always let his opponent react to the wrong set of circumstances, and in 400 BC...
Hanna: Okay, okay, Spencer, we get it. We're decoys. We don't need a history lesson.
Alison: There's no art to this war, Spencer.
Spencer: You've read Sun Tzu?
Aria: Okay, let's go.
Hanna: Wait.
[hands over pistol to Aria]
Hanna: Just in case.
Emily: We'll give you ten minutes, okay? Then we're making the call.

Hanna: [photographing Homecoming Queen and King] Look, I said I was sorry. It wasn't about you, I was dealing with Emily...
Sean: You're crooked.
Hanna: What?
Sean: Your crown.
[Hanna adjusts her tiara]

Hanna: Do you think that Caleb still has that video file somewhere?
[the other girls all feign ignorance]
Hanna: Because A thinks he does.
Aria: [shakes her head] What are you talking about?
Hanna: I got a text saying to call off my techno boy-toy.
Spencer: A maybe just got their wires crossed.
Aria: Yeah. Maybe they're, like, a step behind or something.
Hanna: Since when is A ever a step behind?

Spencer: [on phone] Hello.
Alison: Can you hear me?
Spencer: Ali?
Alison: My Dad drove me in the middle of the night. He hid my cell-phone, his car keys. I'm stuck here.
Spencer: Ali, I need to tell you something.
Alison: Charles... is alive. He threatened my Dad. He said he's coming home for his birthday.
Spencer: His birthday?
Alison: Today, Spencer. My Dad called Jason. And begged him to leave the house. He's determined to see Charles. No matter how dangerous it is.
Spencer: Okay, and your Dad didn't think to tell any of us?
Alison: Charles isn't after you. Not this time. But if Jason tries to meet him...
[shakes her head]
Kenneth: [bangs on door] Alison!
Alison: Just one minute, Dad!
Kenneth: Where's my phone? Did you take my phone? Whoever you're talking to, hang up now!
Spencer: Ali?
Alison: I've gotta go. Please, talk to Jason. And be careful.
[opens door for her Dad]
Alison: I know you're trying to protect me. But what about Jason? What about my friends? We have to tell someone. Tell the police!
Kenneth: Tell them what? That I lied about my son for two decades? That I thought he was dead, and I was wrong? Will you just give me one day, just one day, to figure things out?

Alison: [referring to what she considers a hallucination] I didn't wanna see my Mom the way she looked today.
Emily: Ali, those painkillers are really strong. And they can mess with your head.
Alison: Yeah, when they list the side-effects they should say it may cause crazy visions.
Emily: I'd like to see that commercial. "May cause drowsiness, loss of appetite, crazy visions. In some cases, your dead mother might even call you on the telephone."

Jason: I believe you, Ali. I believed you since that night at the house when you tried to get away. I saw the look on your face. You didn't kill anyone.
Alison: No. But I let a lot of things happen that I shouldn't have.

Emily: [drunk] Was that tree always here?
Spencer: [gives Emily's car keys to Hanna] Here, take these, she's not driving.
Hanna: No, I'm not taking her home. If her Mom finds out it was my flask, I'll be feeding the bears... with Maya.

Hanna: Un-freakin'-believable. I mean, Radley has files on people who's been dead since the Stone Age, but nothing from six stupid years ago?
Spencer: Stop, I got it. C. DiLaurentis, I got it.
Hanna: What's it say? Spencer! Talk to me! Is he dead or not?
Spencer: He... he's dead.
Hanna: What am I looking at?
Spencer: It's a work order. The courier who transported his organs.
Hanna: So what? That doesn't mean squat.
Spencer: Hanna, you can't donate your heart, liver and both kidneys and still play Boggle in the Radley rec room. He's dead.
Hanna: Well, someone is pretending to be him, so who is it? Who is Charles?
Spencer: I don't know. It's just a bunch of old medical files.
[impatient Hanna takes matters in her own hands and one of those files drops into the bathtub]
Spencer: What are you doing?
Hanna: [both of them gasp as they notice something human-like in the water] Oh, my God, is that a kneecap?
Spencer: Don't...!
Hanna: Why would I touch it? Spencer! Where are you going? If you leave me alone in here, I swear to God...
Spencer: Shut up!
[grabs rake]
Spencer: I'm getting something to fish it out.
Hanna: Fish it out? I don't wanna see what it's connected to!
[Spencer uses the rake to try lift out whatever it is]
Hanna: Spencer! Spencer, stop! Please, no!
[screams]
Spencer: Oh, my God. Breathe, breathe. It's a doll.
Hanna: What?
Spencer: It's a Resusci Anne.
Hanna: What... what is that? A blowup thingy?
Spencer: No, you blow into it. They use it to teach CPR.
Hanna: [slamming sound in distance] What was that?
Spencer: Probably something you woke out of hibernation with your screaming.

Hanna: Okay, I had to stop it.
Ashley: You stopped the wedding, but you didn't stop the marriage. He went back to Baltimore and got married anyway.
Hanna: Yeah, in some court justice's office.
[smirks]
Hanna: Well, at least creepy Kate didn't get to show off at the reception.

Hanna: [in school] I thought you couldn't get online in this cave.
Caleb: I've got a hot spot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Aria: Who were you talking to upstairs?
Spencer: Toby. Why? What did I miss?
Aria: What did we miss? Spencer, it's like you're living a double life.
Spencer: What makes you think I'm living a double life?
Aria: Because I have, and I know exactly what it looks like.
Emily: Every time Toby calls, you leave the room, your mood changes...
Hanna: Are you pregnant?
Emily: Shut up, Hanna.
[to: ]
Emily: Okay, it's like you're here, but you're not.
Aria: We get it. We understand, you have a boyfriend. We've all had them.
Hanna: Yeah, even Emily.
Emily: Shut up, Hanna.

Caleb: The cops in this town should be riding around in clown cars.

Spencer: [to Wren] Damn it, I was really hoping for some shock therapy. But maybe you can just wire me to a toaster and press top brown only.

Ella: [in class, Spencer got text on her phone, and is now on her way out] Spencer? Are you all right?
[tries: ]
Ella: Spencer!
Spencer: I need to go!
Ella: Go where?
Spencer: Home.
Ella: Is something wrong? Do you want me to call your Mom?
Spencer: For what?
[other students look up, amused]
Ella: You can't just storm out of the classroom without a legitimate excuse.
Spencer: I don't wanna be here anymore. Is that legitimate enough?
Ella: What is going on with you?
Spencer: I don't need to sit in a room and read books about made-up people who've been screwed over. Okay, I get it. And it's not gonna prepare me for what I have to do when I walk out of this building.
[yelling: ]
Spencer: It is a complete waste of my time!
[rushes off, leaving Ella dismayed]

Danielle: [after Hanna brought cool drink] This blows.
Lucas: What? I'm having a good time. Are you?
Danielle: I would be. I like you, but...
[sighs]
Danielle: Tell me you haven't noticed that she keeps checking you out?
Lucas: [laughs] Hanna? Uh, I don't think so.
Danielle: She comes over here, like, every twenty seconds. She's totally still into you.
Lucas: Well, then, why would she bring Caleb?
Danielle: To make you jealous.
[smiles, shakes her head]
Danielle: Aren't you?
Lucas: No.
Danielle: I would be.
[scoffs]

Jason: You know why we act like this, don't you? Why the two of us always seem to be facing off?
Spencer: [sighs] Because we're wired the same.
[he nods]
Spencer: I think I know why Ali needed that money. At least a part of it.
Jason: Why?
Spencer: She was looking for someone. Someone she was afraid of.
Jason: Who?
Spencer: I think that I can find that out, but I... I'm gonna need you to trust me... a lot.
Jason: A lot?
Spencer: Two thousand dollars worth.

Mary: [next to wounded Spencer] Spencer...
[sniffles]
Mary: I would never hurt you. I'm your mother.

Hanna: Kate's going to be in Rosewood?
Tom: Mm-hmm.
Hanna: Is she going to school here?
Tom: Yes, she is.
Hanna: Dad, how could you do that to me?
Ashley: Because he loves you. And this way he can be near you.
[hesitates]
Ashley: Isn't that right, Tom?

Emily: [as her former love walks away] Paige...
[the girl turns around]
Emily: You deserve the best of everything.
Paige: That's what I had.

Mona: Do you know who's doing this?
Hanna: No, I don't. But I also know that A isn't playing around.
Mona: What has A done to you?
Hanna: Mona, if I told you everything, we'd be here till graduation.

Alison: For some reason, this feels like the end of something.

Hanna: Hey, if this fence is all electric, what are the motion sensors for?
Caleb: Uh, they'll trigger the lights and the camera. That way, if A-moji realizes this is a set-up, then, worst-case scenario, we'll get a picture of her.
[Hanna chuckles]
Caleb: What's so funny? Do I have a plumber crack or something?
Hanna: No, your crack is covered. It's just we didn't know what to call this sicko, and... I think you just named it.

Spencer: So, what's it like to run away?
Toby: Cold. Didn't you ever run away?
Spencer: Once. I think I was seven. My sister and I had an argument over something and... my parents took Melissa's side.
Toby: What were you fighting about?
Spencer: Some great injustice. I can't remember now.
[scoffs]
Spencer: But they sided with her... so I made a tuna salad sandwich and I ran away.
Toby: And where did you go?
Spencer: The movies. It was something animated. There was a princess and everybody was singing... Then I got lonely... and I ate my tuna salad sandwich and I came home.
Toby: Were your parents worried?
Spencer: They hadn't even noticed I was gone.
Toby: Do me a favor?
Spencer: What?
Toby: If you ever get the urge to run away again... call me first, okay?
Spencer: [smiles] Okay.
[his hand closes over hers, they smile]

[first lines]
Aria: I cannot believe we let Noel bring us here.
Hanna: Do we think she's even coming?
Spencer: I don't know, but when I saw that it was him instead of Ali, I felt for sure this was a trap.
Hanna: Probably is, and we're just sitting here like geese.
Spencer: Ducks.
Hanna: What?
Spencer: You 'sit like ducks'. Not geese.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: Okay, well, whatever, they both quack.
Spencer: Geese honk.

Spencer: The real question is, what's really going on with Jason? He told me he was in that creepy house alone. But there was somebody else at that upstairs window. And I was not just imagining it.
Aria: But it wasn't Ian.
Spencer: Okay, so who? Or what? You know, he's hiding something. You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.
Aria: I don't know. Okay, maybe... shutting out the world is just how he copes. Who knows what he's feeling right now?
Spencer: Well, apparently, you.
Aria: I'm just trying to be human, Spence, okay? He's lost his sister.

Spencer: [Hanna wears sweatshirt and pants] Are you coming from yoga?
Hanna: No. Home.
Spencer: Then why are you dressed like that?
Hanna: Because, Spencer, I'm too depressed to work a zipper, okay? Get over it!

Hanna: Well, Lesli, if you knew Mona well, you would realize that there was more between us all than just going to the mall and tweeting photos of the shoes that we wanted.

Hanna: [as Caleb tosses the box of credit card slips] No, an entire police force is coming in here to pick through that. They're gonna find it eventually!

Hanna: [old gravestones] Man, people have been croaking in this town a long time.
Spencer: It happens.

Emily: A company plane. That's fancy.
Hanna: It's literally a private jet. It's so nice. Flying private makes first class feel like coach. It totally ruins you.
Emily: Hmm, that's a high-class problem to have.

Linda: [from parked car, observing the four friends outside school] That's the ones you told me about?
Gabriel: That's them.
Linda: [re short dresses] If I dressed like that when I was in high school, my Dad would have had a stroke.
Gabriel: [smiling] I could have gotten used to it.
Linda: [shakes her head] Don't make me sorry I picked you for this. We're not here to get cozy.
Gabriel: I know. We're here to solve a couple of homicides the locals keep tripping over.
Linda: And find out what it is about those four pretty girls that attracts so many corpses.

Hanna: Toby is as loyal as a Labrador. I don't think he'd cheat. And neither would Paige.
Emily: Who said anything about Paige?
Hanna: Uh, your face.
Emily: I was only worried about it when I saw her with Shana. There was some serious tension in that room.
Hanna: [sighs, gets up] Look, I know. And it's all my fault. I should never have put that thought in your head. Are you even sure Shana's gay? She barely looked at me.
[shakes her head]
Emily: That's the criteria?
Hanna: I'm just saying you should have seen those chicks fighting over me at the bar.

Spencer: A knows we're coming here.
Emily: And that we were gonna tell.
Aria: How is A always one step ahead of us?
Hanna: Yeah, I'm starting to think that bitch has superpowers.

[last lines]
Caleb: Hanna, that storage unit is rented in your name. And I'm pretty sure that Mona's body is hidden inside of it.

[Aria enters, looking depressed]
Aria: [to Emily and Hanna] Ezra's back...
[beat]
Aria: ...and so is Mrs. Fitz-scary.

Jessica: [boxed dresses] Did Ali ever show you these?
Alison: [backflash, the girls trying on dresses] I know you like this one, Em. Don't I look hot?
Emily: Those feathers are really pretty.
Hanna: [holds up dress] This stretch-side is to die. Can I try it on?
Alison: [bluntly] There's not that much stretch.
[doesn't care about hurting Hanna]
Alison: It's a nice haul, right? All one-of-a-kind, and all mine... Just like you guys.
[others grin, but cannot bear it]

Spencer: I don't understand. How could she just disappear like that?
Emily: She didn't disappear. You scared her away. I can't believe you followed me here.
Spencer: I thought you were putting yourself in danger.
Emily: Yeah, well, you thought wrong!
Spencer: I know. I'm sorry.
[looks down]
Emily: You're gonna have to work harder than that.
[shakes her head]
Emily: I betrayed Alison. She's never gonna reach out to me again.
Spencer: [realizes] She's still playing games with us.
Emily: [shaking her head] What are you talking about?
Spencer: Ali sucked you back in! She knew that you were pulling away and that's why she picked you. She wanted you to feel special so you wouldn't give up on her.
Emily: That's sick!
Spencer: No, it's brilliant!
Emily: It wasn't like that... okay? She was different tonight. She was sincere.
Spencer: She can trust you, but she's not sure about the rest of us? Don't you get it? She's... she's trying to divide us.
Emily: She wouldn't do that!
Spencer: Wouldn't she?
Emily: [realizes] Wait! You were listening? This whole time?
Spencer: We can't let her come between us.
Emily: I figure you're doing a really good job of that all on your own.
Spencer: I'm sorry...
[reaches out]
Emily: Don't!

Alison: You can't be too careful, Emily. I mean, Juno was a cute movie, but I wouldn't wanna live it.

Aria: Wait, you're gonna be there? That's weird.
Hanna: Why is it weird?
Aria: Because I... I didn't invite any friends. I was trying to be, uh, sensitive.
Hanna: Sensitive to what?
Aria: Making you sit at a small wedding with Caleb and Spencer. Two feet from the ceremony. Would you... be comfortable with that?
Hanna: I have no issue with Spencer and Caleb. All right? They're... great together. And we're all... different people... now. I'm happy for them. This is happy.

Aria: And I don't know, it's silly, but... I keep waiting for that A message. You know, that text that's gonna come in with a... picture of me standing over Shana's dead body.
Ezra: That picture doesn't exist. You don't have to live in fear of your cell-phone anymore.
Aria: Tell that to my right eye. It still twitches every time I get a text.

Ashley: Hey. Are you all right?
Hanna: Yeah, I'm fine. My childhood teddy bear is now in jail with my phone and my favorite pillow, but...
[walks past]
Ashley: Hanna!
Hanna: I'm fine.
Ashley: The police seem to think that you're all involved in the disappearance of that imposter Archer Dunhill that Alison married. Is that true? Detective Furey said...
Hanna: Mom!
Ashley: Just... tell me.
Hanna: I've never seen you like this.
Ashley: What are you talking about? I'm always trying to help you.
Hanna: Yeah, but you're never so quick to think that I need it.
Ashley: Okay. Do you need it?
Hanna: [shakes her head] Yes.
[they hug]
Hanna: But I'm not gonna let you give it to me.
[shakes her head]
Ashley: What? Why?
Hanna: Mom, you have spent your whole life helping me. Doing things you shouldn't have had to do.
Ashley: Because... I love you.
Hanna: And now it's time for me to show you how much I love you by not getting you involved.

Jordan: [finds her in his office, at his desk, sexy red evening dress, black Christian Louboutin high heeled court shoes] What's the meaning of this?
Hanna: It's a hostile takeover.
Jordan: Of what?
Hanna: Of you.
Jordan: Oh, it just has to be hostile?
Hanna: [gets up from chair] Well, I haven't exactly been... the model fiancée lately... so... I thought I'd put a little more effort into it.
Jordan: No, it's not supposed to be a job. I think the idea is you're supposed to have fun. I remember fun. Do you?
Hanna: Faintly.
Jordan: Sometimes, you turn into the most serious person I've ever known.
Hanna: Okay, I didn't come here to be insulted.
Jordan: Not all the time. Just lately. Since you've been spending time in Rosewood.
Hanna: Yeah, well, it can have that effect on you.
Jordan: Then why do you keep going back there?
Hanna: Do you know what I wanna do?
Jordan: What do you wanna do?
Hanna: Do you remember that bar off Columbus? Where we first met?
Jordan: [smiles] Yes, I do.
Hanna: [on his lap] Well, I wanna go back there and buy you a drink. I wanna go back and flirt with you and start all over again. Is that something that might interest you?

Hanna: [takes away beverage from jittery friend] I'm cutting you off. You're over-caffeinated!
Spencer: What? It's herbal tea!
Hanna: Spencer, I'm going to have a breakdown, okay? And your floppy foot is pushing me over the edge.
Spencer: Go sit over there, we're all really tense.
Hanna: Tense? A knocked me out, shot me up and played post office between my teeth.
[quotes: ]
Hanna: "Dead girls can't smile."
Emily: If we don't keep trying to help Ali, she'll never be able to come home.
Aria: Yeah, and the longer she's out there on her own, the easier it is for A to get to her.
Hanna: We're not doing anything.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: We're just gonna wait for her to contact us again.
Spencer: Yeah, if she contacts us. I mean, I might have biffed that one... permanently.
Emily: We don't know that for sure.
Hanna: Could we just all agree on this to keep us safe?

Hanna: Sometimes I imagine her wet and scared in a cardboard box by some train tracks, and... other times, I see her in a penthouse, dripping diamonds and laughing at us, but... we don't know which one's the truth. None of us do. So we have to bring her back.

Hanna: [in parking garage] Are you spying on me?
Detective: Just doing my job.
Hanna: I'll pay for the sunglasses. I'll pick up trash on the highway. I'll do whatever it takes, but I want you to leave my mother alone.
Detective: You see, the thing is, Hanna, I don't care if you were drinking the night Alison went missing. What I care about is you and your pretty little friends knowing who killed her.

Hanna: Spencer, stop giving us orders! We're not your winged monkeys!
Aria: Okay, guys, stop! Wait, there's gotta be a way that we can get to Caleb without...
[the cell phone rings]
Spencer: Answer it!
[hands it to Aria]
Aria: [gives it to Emily] Answer it. Answer it!
Emily: Why me? I've got glass in my hair!
Hanna: I'll answer it!
[hesitates]
Hanna: What do you want me to say? Should I tell them that we have the phone?
Spencer: They'll know that when you say hello.

Emily: [spoiler] Oh, my God! You scared me half to death!
Nate St. Germain: Not really. But I will.

Hanna: [supposed to be helping out at rummage sale, now lamenting after phone call:] It's my Mom. I gotta get back to the church, or I'll be sorting old pantyhose for the rest of my life!

Hanna: [at Alison's crypt] Okay, I've been thinking, and I have a theory.
Spencer: [skeptical] You have what?
Hanna: [holding her own] A theory. Do you wanna hear it or not?
Aria: Hey, guys, don't... don't fight in the crypt.
Hanna: Hey, look. Ali's not in the box. She's alive somewhere. But somebody is dead. And that somebody must have been buried in the backyard after Ali was pulled out, and before the men came in to set up the gaze-bo, and pour the cement.
Spencer: [correcting way Hanna pronounced] "Gazebo."
Hanna: Whatever! It still means that there's a girl missing somewhere. And that girl went missing around the time Ali did. So we figure out who's really in there, and connect them with someone we do know, then... that would solve the whole thing.
Aria: Yeah, but the body that was in the box was identified as Ali. How... how did that happen?
Emily: I don't know how, but it was.
Aria: Yeah, so, why?
Hanna: Because... it was important to somebody that we think it was Ali.
Spencer: You're right, that's an actual theory.
Hanna: [smiles] Apology accepted.
Emily: [looking at Alison's crypt] Knock, knock...
Aria: Who's there?

Emily: Because... without swimming, I'm... average.
Wayne: There is nothing average about you.

Hanna: You'd think a place like this, they'd have special drinks.
Emily: What kind of special drinks?
Hanna: We're sitting in a bar of what used to be a squirrel factory. I don't know, an electroshock margarita?

Hanna: [at Radley Hotel] They're gonna ask us questions about that night.
Aria: Yeah. We we're... all together. None of us left the hotel. What else is there to say?
Spencer: I think the person the cops should really be talking to is right over there.
[indicates Sara at reception]
Spencer: Can she really not sign her own name?
Emily: You guys still haven't told anyone about what happened, have you?
Aria: Do we really believe she doesn't remember?
Hanna: I think she's lying. Just like she lied about having Swedish syndrome to get her sentence reduced.
Spencer: Stockholm syndrome. And it is a real thing.
Hanna: She was never kidnapped, Spencer. She was living out in the world. She chose to help Charlotte torture us.
Aria: Yeah, well, the judge didn't see it that way.
Spencer: If Sara really was brainwashed, she'd have a pretty strong motive to kill Charlotte. Revenge.

Melissa: Is this what all of this has come to? Searching each other's rooms looking for answers to questions we're too afraid to ask? I only helped Mona because I wanted you to see that Ali hasn't changed. She is as toxic as ever.
[shakes her head]
Melissa: We both know Ali wasn't kidnapped. But sooner or later she's gonna get what she deserves. And I do not want you standing too close when that happens.
Spencer: So all this is just sisterly concern?
Melissa: Is that so hard to believe?
Spencer: What did you do, Melissa? And I'm asking you. To your face this time!
Melissa: I can't tell you. Not yet.
[walks off, upset]
Spencer: You're my sister! Does that mean nothing to you?
Melissa: It means that you should know that... honesty does not come easy for this family!

Emily: [regarding Jenna's party] What happened to keeping a low profile? Staying blind because she's a target? Look at her.
Spencer: How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

Aria: So... that's why you were never charged for shoplifting?
Hanna: Okay, you know what, no jokes, no judging.
Spencer: [frowns] All this is over a pair of designer sunglasses?
[Hanna scowls at her]
Spencer: I'm sorry. I'm just still processing.
Hanna: [shakes her head] God, if my Mom knew that I told you guys this...
[wipes hair away from her eyes]
Emily: We'd never judge her. I mean, she took me in. She's amazing. My Mom would have driven me to the station and offered to take the mug-shot.
Spencer: Yeah, the real question is why is A suddenly going after Mona? What, we're not enough?
Hanna: [sits down on bed as well] A knows we're getting closer.
Aria: They can't turn us against each other, so they're using our friends to hurt us.
Emily: How much did you tell Mona about A?
Hanna: Nothing. I didn't... say anything.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: But I feel like I should.
[glances at Spencer]
Hanna: We all know what A is capable of.
Spencer: Yeah, that's exactly why the less Mona knows, the better.
Hanna: Guess you're right. I just feel bad lying to her.
[gets up]
Aria: Where are you going?
Hanna: I haven't eaten anything all day. I'm starting to get a twitch.
Spencer: When you go down there, could you check outside and see if Garrett's car is still out front?
Hanna: Yeah.
[goes out the door]
Spencer: [to Aria] He followed me home.

Alison: [leaving sermon] Okay, what do you suppose loser Mona was doing in there? Praying for bigger boobs?
Spencer: Why do you even bother going to church?
Alison: I like to cover my bets.

Miranda: [to Hanna] You always dress like prom night on the Titanic?

Spencer: [group going to follow Melissa and Wren] There's no turning back now, right?
[sighs]
Aria: [they go into woods] I've got 911 on speed-dial.
Hanna: [holds phone] I've only got one bar.
[checks again]
Hanna: Crap! No bars.
Emily: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, you go ahead and do that while I try not to get killed.
[others look back at her sharply]
Hanna: Sorry.
[shrugs]
Hanna: I'm just worried about Melissa. Who knows what Ian's thinking?
Aria: Or if he has a gun?
[this notion upsets the others]
Aria: He's the bad guy, right?

Aria: [regarding their prime suspect Ian] What if he erased the video?
Spencer: Well, then we know for sure he's hiding something and we go to the police.
Emily: With a non-video? You think they're going to take our word for it?
Spencer: Look, we saw what we saw. Something went down between him and Alison. And he buried her in the yard to shut her up.

Emily: [brings over the confectionery that Paige brought] There's, uh, some breakfast stuff in here if you're hungry.
Alison: I couldn't be more nauseated. How much longer are we gonna be penned up like veal?
Emily: Terry says we can't leave until they find Noel.
Alison: Well, it's hard enough doing this without being gawked at!
Emily: You mean Paige? I invited her.

Spencer: [to Aria] You can find your own ride!

Emily: [as Melissa enters] Spence.
Aria: When did she get back?
Emily: Why did she get back?
Hanna: Yeah, I thought she was gone for good when they found Wilden.
[to: ]
Hanna: Mona said that your sister was with Wilden on the train, and then she just leaves the night he was killed?
Spencer: [with doubt] Well, Mona said she was on the train.
[gets up]
Hanna: Just because Mona said doesn't mean it's not true.

Hanna: [to Lucas] You know, being friends with somebody... that can be more important sometimes than... getting to know them in a different way.

Jenna: [to Addison, as she wards of her sneak attack] I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away!
[walks away, going past Alison]
Jenna: And I thought you used to be the mean girl.

Aria: You ask Mike why he was at the blood drive. I already know what he'll say.
Hanna: That he was there to donate?
Aria: No. That I should mind my own business. I got the message loud and clear at the dock.
Spencer: Okay, but it is our business. We all saw where he was standing, right? By the coolers where they keep the blood. Our blood.
Aria: Really, Spencer?
Spencer: Well, if he was trying to get his hands on something that will help Alison...
Aria: So that's it? He's guilty? God, the court of public opinion in this town really sucks!
[slams locker door shut]
Emily: Everyone just take a breath, okay?
Hanna: Well, it's hard to breathe when someone is trying to set you up as an accessory to murder.
Spencer: Look, we still don't know why he was visiting Ali in jail, or why he fought with Mona. And if they had a serious falling out...
Aria: Just stop. Please.

Ashley: It can't be that easy, just leaving.
Hanna: Well, I'm a big fan of the easy way.

Spencer: [as a disinterested Hanna quickly darts through a magazine] Are you reading that fast or fanning yourself?
Hanna: [attention elsewhere] What? Um, sorry.
[spots Caleb, stands up from couch]
Emily: Where are you going?
Hanna: I left my lip gloss in the history stack. Gotta find it.
[little smirk, goes off]

Emily: Hey. I've been looking for you. Did you get my text?
Spencer: Uh, yeah.
[wipes her brow]
Spencer: Yeah, you said that you found some of Ali's writing in an old notebook?
Emily: It's an entire conversation between Ali and a friend, but none of us recognize the friend's handwriting.
[hands it over]
Spencer: [quick glance] Sorry. I have to get to class.
Emily: You don't get it. Ali wasn't sharing makeup tips with this person. They were talking about a guy that Ali was secretly involved with. They call him "the beach hottie". Was Ian ever a lifeguard?
Spencer: I don't know. But Melissa might. Okay? Sorry, Em, I've really gotta get to class.
[returns notebook, goes off]
Emily: Spencer! Ali was scared of this guy. Or at least scared to tell him something.
Spencer: Okay, good luck figuring it out.
Emily: What?
Spencer: Maybe she was just scared to tell him that she was slutting it up in three different zip codes in one summer.
Emily: What are you saying?
Spencer: I'm saying that Ali wasn't loyal. To any of us. So why do we continue to be loyal to her? I mean, why should we care what happens to her?
[correcting: ]
Spencer: What happened to her?
Emily: Because we do... care.
Spencer: I think that I need to learn to stop.
[heads for door]
Emily: Wait! Read.
[hands over notebook again]

Hanna: [lazing on bed, legs pulled back, fashionable wedge sandals swinging] He's never told anyone, but he told me.
Emily: Because he trusts you.
Hanna: You think so?
Emily: Yeah.
Hanna: So... you don't mind that he told me this thing, but I can't tell you?
Emily: I don't mind. I've got all the secrets I need right now.
Hanna: [shakes her head] Look, it'll be okay, Em. You'll do great this year, and Danby will offer you a scholarship, and your folks will never find out. We'll make sure of it.
Emily: I'm glad I'm here.
Hanna: So am I.
[smiles]
Emily: And I'm glad Caleb came back for you.
Hanna: [smiles happily, dimples showing] Yeah, he came back for me.

Hanna: Have you met Nan Zabriskie? She makes you look like the girl from fat camp who got caught eating her toothpaste.
[others give her a funny look]
Hanna: What? It was minty.

Spencer: [his car stops in front of her house] Sure you don't wanna come in?
Dean: Pass. The last time I saw that gate, your mother was tossing my duffel bag through it... aiming for my head.
Spencer: [chuckles] Well, she's mellowed out a bit since that time.
Dean: I doubt it. If your family did mellow, I wouldn't be driving you home right now.
Spencer: Look, I haven't been to a meeting in a while. And it was just... for some reassurance.
Dean: I thought it was for the free food.
Spencer: I'm just really tired of living in a permanent state of anxiety. If a few bites of a cookie can help get me through my day and help me sleep...
Dean: Doesn't work like that. You can't rationalize. You're either in or you're out.
Spencer: I know, I know... But when you've been yanked out of one nightmare and then shoved into another...
Dean: You're right. All right, it sucks. But you're strong, Spencer, stronger than you think.
Spencer: Please... don't say that.
Dean: Why? Why don't you believe that?
[no answer]
Dean: I gave something to you a long time ago and you never used it.
[she looks at him questioningly]
Dean: My number. Maybe next time you can't sleep or...
Spencer: Thanks.
[sighs]
Spencer: Can you do me a favor?
Dean: Yeah.
Spencer: [hands over her bag of cookies] Could you throw that out?
Dean: Wow. You're the first girl to toss her cookies in my car.
Spencer: [chuckles, gets out] Thank you

Caleb: Wow, when I'm falling for a girl, I, uh usually cook her a meal. You are building her a house.
Toby: So how about you? You, uh... You cooking for anyone?
Toby: That's why I'm here.
Toby: Does that have to do with Hanna? You're still holding on to that?
Caleb: Uh, actually I connected with someone a few years ago. The timing wasn't right and it was just... It-it felt really complicated. It still is pretty complicated.
Toby: For someone who's a straight shooter you're really talking in circles.
Caleb: It's Spencer.

Emily: Maybe you were right, Hanna. What if Shana really is manipulating all of us?
Hanna: I don't give a flying crap about Shana. I care about you. So if you think this has anything, even remotely, to do with Alison, just...
[shakes her head]
Hanna: please leave it alone.
Emily: Let's get out of here!
[they drive off]

Spencer: I'm talking about Hanna. She's a mess! And she's been that way ever since you got back.
Caleb: I think you have me confused with Alison.
Spencer: No. I know the difference. She's getting wasted in the middle of the day.
Caleb: She's not wasted!
Spencer: She's crashing into people she cares about. Hey, I understand her not wanting to toast Zack tonight, but...
Caleb: Zack? What does she have against Zack?
Spencer: I meant... I meant Aria. Aria's family.
Caleb: You'll have to draw me a map.
Spencer: Come on, Caleb, you're not dense. You know what we're up against. A is back, and the cops are circling us with a million questions. And Hanna cannot be stumbling around school looking like she's been on a bender in Cancun.
Caleb: Hey, what's wrong with Cancun? Don't knock it till you've been there.
Spencer: She's making some scary mistakes.
Caleb: [smiling] She's a big girl.
Spencer: Yeah, she's also a loose cannon, and you're supplying her with gunpowder.
Caleb: What?
Spencer: She's not drinking alone... Caleb. I don't know what happened to you when you were away...
Caleb: That's right! You don't know the first thing about it!
Spencer: Okay. And it's none of my business. And maybe I'm not one to judge. But the thing is that I've always felt that you were the best thing that ever happened to Hanna. And it really hurts to watch you guys fight whatever it is... eating you like this. You guys used to draw strength from each other, and now... I don't get it.
Caleb: I gotta take a shower.

Hanna: Hey, you can't talk to people like that, Claudia.
Claudia: Hanna... dear... You're really stressing me out. Why don't we, uh, end things on a high note? On your way out, you can get me some gum.
Hanna: Get your own damn gum, Claudia. There's a pack in your desk.
Claudia: Excuse me?
Hanna: Two in your briefcase, two in your purse,
[shakes her head]
Hanna: and a whole stash in your bedside table. I do everything you ask me to do, and then some. And all you do? You just pick me apart and send me on a thousand different ridiculous errands.
Claudia: Weren't you the girl who came marching in here with a five year plan? Well, if you leave now, you're gonna be starting again - at the bottom. Apologize. And maybe I'll consider keeping you on. As second assistant.
Hanna: Is that the best you've got? If you're trying to scare me into staying,
[shakes her head]
Hanna: you're gonna have to do way better.
Claudia: There's a line of girls just waiting to take your place.
Hanna: Fine. Let them. I've been pushed around by a lot worse than you.
[heads straight for door, leaves without looking back]

Hanna: Wait. So Charles is CeCe, but... CeCe is Charlotte?

Douglas: [in court] So, you haven't seen your friend since the school year began, but you were in constant communication.
Lesli: Mona and I talked on the phone a lot. We grew very close last summer. We texted all the time.
Douglas: And on one occasion, Mona actually sent you a card, correct?
Lesli: Yes.
Douglas: And in this card, mailed two weeks before Thanksgiving, what did Mona tell you?
Lesli: She was having a hard time. And she had been threatened... By her.
[indicates Alison]
Douglas: And what was the nature of this threat?
Lesli: Ali said that if Mona opened her trap about the fake kidnapping, that she'd be eaten by worms.
Rebecca: [defense lawyer] Objection! Hearsay!

Spencer: I'm really, really happy for you, Toby. You deserve love. You deserve that kind of great, big, beautiful love. More than anyone else I know.
Officer: [chuckles] Thank you. I hope that you find the same.
Spencer: [softly] Me, too.
[on her way again... then stops, turns back]
Spencer: Toby? Can I kiss you? One last time? Just to say goodbye.
[shakes her head]

Toby: [as Mona drives past honking car horn] There was a time when Mona would have driven right over us.
[confidential: ]
Toby: She must be making progress.
Spencer: Yeah. She's working on her aim.

Melissa: [as Spencer looks out the window at the DiLaurentis house] Don't let them catch you looking.
Spencer: Why, you think somebody's gonna throw a rock?
Melissa: It's a possibility. They hate us enough.
Spencer: We're not exactly the Hatfields and the McCoys.
Melissa: Nothing so... rustic. More like the Borgias and the Medicis.
Spencer: Well, that ended pretty nasty as well too.
Melissa: Lots of matricide.
Spencer: You think that Jason killed his mother.
Melissa: People are capable of all sorts of things. Under the right pressures.
Spencer: There's plenty of pressure. Right here in this house.
Melissa: Why did you send Toby after me?
Spencer: I didn't. He went on his own. Why did you lie about seeing him in London?
Melissa: On a practical level, there is no difference between seeing him and knowing he was there.
Spencer: Then, on a practical level, why lie about it?

Jenna: Is that you, Spencer? Hiding in the corner? I can smell your blood!

Alison: How do you feel?
Emily: [sighs, rises] Um... I feel angry. I feel violated. How do you feel?
Alison: [tearfully] I'm exhausted from how angry I am.

Melissa: Alison fooled us all, didn't she? I remember her constantly trashing that kid... and the whole time she was seeing him.
Spencer: Well, Ali played a lot of games, Melissa.
Melissa: It's probably what got her killed.

Spencer: How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Emily: Wow. What brilliant scholar said that?
Spencer: Winnie the Pooh.
[everybody laughs]

Spencer: [at party, Aria is sitting on her own] Hey. Are you okay?
Aria: Yeah! No.
[puts down her drink]
Aria: Jake's here. I lied to him about what I was doing tonight.
Spencer: Ooh. Well, where is he?
Aria: He's over there with that blonde with giraffe legs. I mean, I didn't even recognize her. Who is that?
Spencer: She's on the swim team.
Aria: Huh. Well, they certainly look cozy.
Spencer: Yeah, she's trying real hard.
Aria: Clearly, he's enjoying it. Look at him.
Spencer: Why don't you go over there and talk to him?
Aria: What? And interrupt the flirt fest? No.
[scoffs]
Spencer: [smiling] Are you forgetting that he spent last night on your couch?
Aria: Yeah, but he came to the party with her.
Spencer: I thought you weren't that into him.
Aria: I'm not.
[Spencer nods]

Aria: It's a photo of Maya.
Spencer: Yeah, I saw it.
Aria: I... I found it on the website last night. Spence... Look, there's a stamp on her wrist that matches the one Emily remembers from that night. Holden really did see her there.
Spencer: Yup.
Aria: Why are you not all Go-Go Gadget about this? This is big. This is a real link between Maya and that night. Look.
Spencer: Aria, I can't do this anymore,
[shakes her head]
Spencer: okay? I cannot keep running around looking for clues. I can't spend hours hacking into websites. Five days ago, I literally forgot to apply to college. Do you get that?

Emily: [as Hanna can't keep her eyes off the framed portraits being removed from the gallery] How can she keep looking at them? I mean, just thinking about them makes me wanna hurl. Charles took pictures of us while we were unconscious.
Spencer: It's like a car wreck, okay? Some people look away, and other people stop and stare.

Spencer: [on phone] What do you mean, gone?
Emily: [at computer] I mean gone, blank, zeroed out. Somebody got in here and erased the whole drive.
Spencer: Who?
Emily: The real estate agent's been bringing people in here all the time. I mean, the laptop's been sitting on my desk.
Spencer: Are you saying that A just walked in and wiped your drive?
[sighs]
Spencer: What am I talking about? Of course they did.
Emily: It's gone, Spence. All the videos of Ian are gone.
Spencer: Yeah, except for the one Ian had when he fell.
[door opens]
Spencer: Look, we're gonna talk at school, okay?
Emily: How?
Spencer: We'll figure it out.

Hanna: [closes door to room where she is holding tied-up Noel captive] I'm sorry to rope you in like this. But when I saw the news, I didn't know who else to call.
Mona: Well, next time call me before you abduct someone else. It just makes my life a little easier.

Emily: [in cinema] All I need is a letter. Just something in writing, and I won't have to move. I can finish at Rosewood.
Samara: And you think you can get that from the scout?
Emily: Absolutely.
Samara: That's great.
Emily: It's beyond great. I feel like I can breathe again.
[looks around furtively]
Samara: What is it? You went somewhere just now, what was it?
Emily: Nothing. I'm fine.
Samara: Did you come here with someone?
Emily: [nods] Maya.
Samara: Do you wanna go someplace else?
Emily: No. No, I'm fine, really. If you're okay.
Samara: I don't know. Ghosts of first girlfriends make tough competition.
Emily: [chuckles] What sort of competition would I be looking at?
[Samara chuckles]
Emily: I mean... for the sake of argument?
Samara: Oh, I don't kiss and tell. But I had a Maya.
Emily: Ah.
Samara: Everybody has a Maya. If they're lucky.
Emily: Who was she?
Samara: Her name was Marianne Ginari. Sophomore English, one row over, two seats down. She always wore her hair up, and... I kept looking at the back of her neck.
Emily: What happened?
Samara: We had a study date one night, and... she let her hair down.
[grins, movie starts, Emily smiles]

Hanna: [to Alison] Do you need anything? Tea?
Alison: No.
Hanna: [her hand on Emily's shoulder] Em.
Aria: [arrives] Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What's going on?
Spencer: Where were you? We were calling.
Aria: Yeah, sorry,
[lying: ]
Aria: I was helping Ezra with Nicole. Did something happen?
Emily: Yeah, something happened. For starters, you left Ali. You just abandoned her when she needed you.
Aria: Ali... I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Emily: No! No. She's not okay. I'm not okay. No one's okay.
Spencer: Em, she doesn't know.
Aria: I don't know what?
Emily: [raised voice] That A.D. stopped playing games and started playing God!
Spencer: A.D. stole Emily's eggs from the domation bank, fertilized them, and then used them to impregnate Ali.
Aria: [incredulously] What?
Hanna: [mutters] Still sounds crazy.
Aria: Guys... I don't know what to say...
Spencer: [to Emily and Ali] No one can imagine how violated and confused you both must feel right now. But Aria's turn is up next... and who knows what A.D. is gonna do to her. We need each other. We cannot let this game rip us apart, no matter what.

Hanna: [idle talk with Mona in institution] So, it turns out that Bridget Wu takes a spinning class with that frizzy-haired girl who dates the quarterback, you know, the one who transferred from Ohio. Well, Noel Kahn thinks this dude is a genius, because he can burp The Star-Spangled Banner.
[scoffs, Mona remains impassive, shrugs]
Hanna: Have you heard from Noel?
[shakes her head]
Hanna: Does he... ever come to visit you?
[Mona looks at her with unseeing eyes]
Hanna: Has anyone come to visit you
[smirks]
Hanna: besides me?
[that look remains the same]
Hanna: You know what, Mona? If I told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a slice of peach pie every day to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you "Peach Pie" while you braid her back hair!
[tosses her visitor's name tag into bin]
Hanna: God, Mona, you owe me, all right? You have made my life a nightmare! You owe me!
[throws the chair aside]

Mona: [re the board game] Think about the mind that conceived this. Why build a dollhouse if you can turn the entire town into a dollhouse? It's brilliant.
[sighs]
Mona: It's beautiful.
[strokes the board as if it's a pony]
Hanna: You two want to be left alone?

creepy: You've got twenty-four hours to find me Charlotte's real killer, otherwise, Hanna dies. Tick-tock, bitches.

Hanna: Look, Noel's not worth it. Okay, it's not like any person with half a brain ever trusted him anyway.
Mona: Hanna!
Hanna: I'm just saying he's a bad guy... and you deserve way better.

Spencer: When you ask the organ grinder a question, you don't really wanna hear from the monkey.

Hanna: [as her new friend looks at the coffins] Miranda, come on! No time for window shopping!

Spencer: [to Toby] Do you want to take me to your room?

Hanna: Ok, I need to ask you guys something and I need you to be totally honest with me.
Spencer: Of course.
Aria: Sure.
Emily: Sure.
Hanna: Is this side of my face fatter than this side?
Spencer: No!
Aria: No!
Emily: No!

Hanna: No, it's not framing if you actually did it.

Hanna: [shocked] Somebody knows. Somebody knows what I did.
Aria: Hanna, you're not alone in this.
Hanna: [shudders] I'm gonna be sick...!
[rushes off to bathroom]

Aria: [re the ridiculously huge board game] Can it see us or not?
Alison: Guess. It's punishing Hanna for attacking it with a steak knife.
Emily: This is ridiculous.
Hanna: Emily, if this person knows we killed Rollins..
Emily: Why are you giving them that much power?
Alison: "Them" is a vindictive blind girl.
Aria: This can't be just Jenna.
Alison: Why not?
Hanna: [impatiently] Because she's a vindictive blind girl. How can she create a board game when she can't even tell if her blouse is on inside-out?
Alison: Well, it didn't stop anyone from selling her a firearm.
Emily: Okay, I'm not playing this game.
Hanna: [sighs] Too late.
Spencer: I said that I was sorry.
Aria: Spence... you don't have to apologize. We get it.
Hanna: Get what? That letter was bait, Aria. Like some fat, juicy worm that was stuck on an electronic hook.
Alison: From Jenna, who had help.
Hanna: Her help is dead. His head rolled over your feet, remember?
[Alison scoffs]
Aria: Forget Noel Kahn. What about that Sydney-what's-her-face?
Spencer: Oh, please, let's not go there.
Spencer: Em, you've already been there. Jenna once tried to use her as a spy to make...
Emily: Okay, it's not about who started the game. It's... It's how they're getting exactly what they want. We're all scrambling like mice like we're still in high school.
Hanna: You are.
Emily: I park in the faculty lot now, Hanna. Okay? And I'm not gonna let Jenna or Sydney or any other sadistic freak who's watched Jumanji too many times...
Alison: [tries calming her friend down] Emily...
Emily: ...turn me into a tenth grade victim again.
Spencer: They have footage of us burying Rollins' body. If that gets out to the police...!
Emily: Then we tell the police what we left out when we thought Hanna was kidnapped. Alison was tortured by this freak. He deserved way worse.
Spencer: I agree with you, Emily, and it might not be first-degree murder, but we still kind of broke a few laws.
Emily: Yeah, not enough to play this game! Okay, I'm done! I mean it!
[leaves]
Aria: [sighs] Okay.
Hanna: She doesn't just get to walk out like that. I may have been the one driving the car, but... we have to be in this together.
Spencer: We are, Hanna. We are.

Hanna: The only thing scarier than playing this game is losing a friend over it.

Emily: [enters into room, sees her friends in discussion]
Aria: Hanna's not picking up. And she's not with Mona.
[puts away her cellphone]
Spencer: Or Caleb. But she did drop by his place last night to tell him that she would be going "off the grid" for a couple of days.
Emily: She's gonna do something to Noel.
Aria: Like what?
Emily: I don't know.
Spencer: Whatever it is, she's gonna do it alone because she thought that we wouldn't help her.
Aria: Okay, well, we really need to find her before she does something stupid.
Spencer: He's trying to track her down on her phone right now.
Aria: And... in the meantime?
Spencer: In the meantime, we go to the police. We tell them everything.
Emily: Tell them what? That Hanna said she was gonna be in New York, but we think she's here hunting down Noel like it's The Hunger Games? No... I think we wait and see if Caleb can find her.
[shakes her head]
Aria: Yeah, I agree.
Spencer: Yeah. Okay. Sure.

Caleb: [to Hanna, before he goes off to confront Zack] You stay here, and you watch the chickiest chick flick that you can find, okay?

Veronica: Honey, what happened?
Spencer: Uh, Alison's husband wasn't a real doctor. It turns out that he was a crook, and he took all of her money. Noel Kahn kidnapped Hanna. She got away. Noel Kahn is now dead. Jenna Marshall shot me, probably. Toby and Yvonne were in a car crash. You want a glass of wine?
Veronica: I wanna know how you are.
Spencer: That would depend a great deal on the next few minutes. Mary Drake.
Veronica: Where is she?
Spencer: She's temporarily unaccounted for.
Veronica: What did she tell you?
Spencer: What do you think she told me?
Veronica: [yells] Spencer, tell me what she said! Now! Please.
Spencer: Sh... she said that you're not my mother. My birth mother, that she is.
[stunned silence]
Spencer: Okay, now would be the time to make a strong statement of denial.
Veronica: [yells] Mary Drake is clinically insane!
Spencer: [softly] That's not a denial.

Aria: I was on the Red Line going to Braintree... and the train stopped in the tunnel between the stations. The power went out and, and it was dark. 'No, not dark. It was black.' 'And I was back in every box' 'in every dark tight space that' "A" ever put me in, and I couldn't breathe. Then I heard a girl crying. Good. I thought somebody else is scared out of her mind. Then... the power came back on and every single person on that train was staring at me. Because I was the girl that was crying.

Hanna: Do you want me to help you get dressed?
Alison: No. Do you think there's gonna be a lot of people at the funeral?
Hanna: I don't know.
Alison: You can go downstairs. I'll be there in a minute.
Hanna: Okay.

Hanna: [on cell-phone] I thought we were meeting for lunch.
Caleb: [overslept] What time is it?
Hanna: Half past I'm hungry.

Mona: Is this your way of thanking me?
Spencer: [turns around] Sorry?
Mona: The leak about Yvonne.
Spencer: Okay, Caleb and I had nothing to do with it. How do I know that you didn't do it? I mean, accusing other people of something that you have done, that does have a vintage Mona quality about it.
Mona: Unbelievable. I genuinely do something good, and I end up paying for it. Because of the leak, the Phillips team have gone through everything with a fine-toothed comb. My gift of your Mom's medical records was discovered. I've been fired, my credibility is shot, my future jeopardized. And now, the one person who should be kissing my feet is here accusing me of screwing her.
[nods, turns, walks away]

Emily: [cuddling] It just feels so weird watching them all celebrate and not be a part of it.
Maya St. Germain: What can I do? Steal their swimsuits? No. Drain the pool. No, no, I got it, I got it. Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair.
[laughs]
Maya St. Germain: Talk to me.
Emily: No, making them bald will actually give them an edge on the competition.
[Maya laughs]
Emily: Trust me, I've already considered it.
Maya St. Germain: What?
Emily: I'm kidding. But thanks for offering.
[they kiss]

Spencer: Why did you ask me if Andrew was released?
Aria: Because if he was out, he could have made that call.
Hanna: Well, he wasn't. So now what?

Spencer: I don't understand when people say that. What is timing? Timing's for figure skaters and... comedians. You either love someone or you don't.

Spencer: [stressed out] I can't sleep... okay? My mind won't shut off. I just... I just wanna quiet the noise. I need to quiet the noise.

[Spencer's going to check the register, and Aria's coming with her. Emily and Hanna choose to stay, because they're "cold"]
Spencer: [to Aria] You're little, but you're big.

Spencer: [at computer] There are hundreds of videos, and you don't know what they are until you open them.
Aria: Everything's jumbled up,
Spencer: Yeah, it's more of a junk drawer than a journal.
Hanna: Yeah, but this is real. Mona gave us the genuine article.
Aria: How?
Spencer: Why?
Hanna: [insistent] To help us!
[Spencer shakes her head]
Aria: How much of this did Caleb see?
Spencer: He didn't wanna see any of it once he realized what it was. But... he got us in there.
Maya St. Germain: [on recording] I think Emily's got a very old soul. I feel it when I kiss her. I can hear clocks all over the world running backwards.
Spencer: [guiltily] I'm so out of my comfort zone.

Spencer: This A does not feel like a high-school girl playing games.
Aria: Okay. If you figure out those rules, can you tell the rest of us?
Emily: Know what? I'm not really hungry anymore.
Aria: Me either. My stomach's in a knot.
Spencer: It's just my neck. I haven't been able to brush the back of my head in, like, a year and a half.
Aria: Spence, don't let Wilden freak you out. Okay, if the police really knew that we were lying about the lake house...
Emily: It's not just the lake house. What about the negatives of that picture? Ali's missing body? All the things we buried with her? Any of that could get us arrested.
Spencer: There goes my neck again.

CeCe: [to Spencer, who needs to go to party] Oh, you aren't going to stop staring at me like a lost puppy until I say yes, are you?

Emily: I told you I needed space.
Maya St. Germain: Yeah, and I'm giving you space. To come to grips with who you are.
[shakes her head]
Maya St. Germain: Not to hide it.
Emily: I'm not hiding anything.
Maya St. Germain: Then look me in the eye and tell me you have no feelings for me... and I'll leave you alone for good.
[Emily hesitates]

Toby: [Spencer in doorway] Did you talk to your Dad about Radley?
Spencer: Yeah, I did.
[he notices her baggage]
Spencer: Mind if I stay here for a while?

Hanna: [fetching fruit juice from refrigerator, stepping over panting Emily] Jeez, give it a rest, Em.
Emily: [working out] I need to work on my core.
Hanna: No, you don't. You were doing sit-ups in your sleep last night.
Emily: I didn't sleep.
Hanna: Yeah, me neither. But why bother when you can have a nightmare just by parking in front of the Cavanaugh house?
Emily: I still can't believe it's Garrett. I mean, that's who Jenna was buying that lingerie for.
Hanna: Ugh, I don't wanna talk about it, it's too early.

Hanna: You led us down the wrong path with all those stupid blocks and anagrams.
Spencer: Charles is still the key to all this.
Hanna: How?
Spencer: A is assuming his identity. He has the DiLaurentis home movie. He had to have known Charles.
Hanna: Charles was institutionalized almost his entire life, Spencer.
Spencer: Exactly. So A must be somebody Charles knew at Radley.

Emily: On the video, Garrett looked in the box and saw something weird. Wouldn't you like to know what it was?
Hanna: No. Look, we've already seen what we needed to see. All our suspects in the same place at the same time, in Alison's room, talking about how much they hated her. I mean, why don't we just hand the drive to the police?
[picks up Alison's doll]
Hanna: We should be closing things, not opening...
[the secret lid on the back of the doll's neck falls open]
Hanna: Guys, there's something in here.
Aria: [little hand-written notes] What is that?
[reads: ]
Aria: "It's my turn to torture you."
Spencer: Okay, that's creepy.
Emily: [reading another note] "You think you're safe on the outside, but you're not when I'm on the inside."
Spencer: [reading another one] "Scared yet? You should be, bitch."
Hanna: These notes are starting to sound familiar.
Spencer: [reading another one] "Next time it will be your face, not this pumpkin." It looks like it was cut by something.
Aria: It was. Don't you guys remember?
Spencer: Halloween.

Hanna: Why am I beeping? I haven't even stolen anything yet! Spencer, say something! Why are we, like, radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us!

Emily: Look, I know things are a little rocky with you and Caleb, but you can't blame Hanna.
Spencer: [fuming] She kissed him, Em. Recently.

Caleb: [after fellow passenger Miranda mooched snacks] Sorry, I didn't pack a picnic. I wasn't expecting to be on this bus.
Miranda: Yeah, me neither, I had to change in Harrisburg. This freak on the last one was so annoying. He kept telling me he looked like Ryan Gosling in certain light.
[shakes her head]
Miranda: And I'm like, "Dude, carry that light with you, because in this light, you look like Shrek."

Emily: [tracking Rhys] What is this place?
Spencer: Another real estate investment for the Carissimi group?
Hanna: Or another dollhouse for Charles. There's plenty of room to lock us up.
Emily: What do we do? Do we follow him?
Hanna: [shakes her head] There's no way I'm going in there.
Spencer: No, let's just hang tight. See what he does.

Spencer: [watching TV news re the fire] There's a report on the lodge, but nothing about Wilden's car.
Hanna: Well, I guess the fire trumps a dead pig.

Hanna: [investigating police officer Holbrook arrives while Hanna and Caleb are on lookout duty] Holy crap! We've got company!
Mona: [from inside sanitarium] H, use your code.
Hanna: Seriously? Red light, do you hear me?
Mona: We're in!
Hanna: I said "red light" as in the cherry on top of a cop car!

Aria: Ian's been watching us for years.
Spencer: And he killed Alison to make sure that nobody found out.
Emily: [distraught] I wish Ali would have told us about these videos.
Spencer: [gets up, disconnects flash drive] You guys, it is not too late to help her. We can use this to prove that Ian killed Alison.
Emily: How are we gonna do that?
Spencer: We start by finding out what Jenna knows.
Aria: Are you on something?
Hanna: No, Jenna's at the top of our A list.
Spencer: Look, I get it, okay? But she knows these videos existed. She was looking for them. That's why she hired Caleb to find that key.
Hanna: But, Spence, how are we ever supposed to believe anything that bitch says?
Emily: If that bitch is A, then this could be a trap.
Aria: But, you guys, Ian was watching all of us. And for all we know, he still is.
[Spencer looks out the window]
Aria: But Spencer's right. We have to try.
Spencer: We've been afraid of her since the Jenna thing. And now we finally have something that she wants. And Alison gave it to us.

Spencer: Hanna, stop.
Hanna: What other evidence? What is Furey talking about? Did A.D. send him a nose?
Emily: Hey, Hanna, breathe.
Hanna: No, you breathe! We have to play the game until the end or that body is gonna end up in somebody else's hands, piece by piece, and it's not gonna be ours! I'm taking another turn!
Spencer: Okay, it doesn't work like that. You have to be chosen.
Hanna: [to quiet Aria] Why haven't you had a turn?
Aria: I don't know. I'm not in control of this game.
[door opens]
Spencer: What was that?
Mona: [enters] That was me. Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Spencer: Uh... an invitation...?
Hanna: Mona knows about the game.
Emily: Why?
Hanna: Because we need her help, Emily. She's brilliant. She knows the answer before you even ask the questions.

[last lines]
Lorenzo: Ali, what's this about?
Alison: Last night you asked me if I thought my friends had anything to do with Charlotte's murder.
Lorenzo: Do you wanna change your answer?
Alison: Yes.

Spencer: Maybe she came back here to mourn the death of her mentor. Not her tormentor.

Hanna: [as Emily tosses out tube after tube] Wait, so you think that A came in here when we weren't home, and shot steroids into every cream you own?
Emily: Yes, I do.
Hanna: I'm sorry you're going through this, Em. Hey, that's mine!
Emily: I'm throwing out your stuff too. Think about it, there's no way A could know which lotions are mine and which ones are yours.
Hanna: I guess you're right.
[sits: ]
Hanna: But not that one! I don't care if I turn into Thor.
[grabs tube]
Hanna: This soy moisturizer cost me a hundred bucks.
Emily: Okay, you didn't buy it. You stole it.
Hanna: So what? It's still a hundred bucks.
Emily: You know what? Chin hairs and back pimples are also side effects of taking steroids.
Hanna: Ugh. Can't be too careful.
[tosses tube into bin]

Hanna: It's unbelievable. Ali's in the penalty box, but she's still playing offensive.
Toby: Maybe this is just her being iced out. Getting desperate. But if you actually think there's somebody on the outside helping her...
Hanna: Yeah, totally! There was a fireworks display.
Emily: But maybe she planned that before she was arrested.
Spencer: No way. Someone is helping her.
Aria: What do you mean "someone"? I saw Alison and Holbrook under the mistletoe, and he had his tongue down her throat. It's him!
Hanna: We don't know that for sure. Didn't Tanner say that he was assigned to a case in Pittsburgh?
Toby: He's off it. He had to take a personal leave to take care of his sick dad.
Emily: That's convenient.
Hanna: [to Toby] Can you see if Holbrook's visiting Ali in prison?
Spencer: No, guys, he can't. Why should he be the one who gets thrown headfirst into the lion's den?

Emily: A can come after me any day of the week. Anywhere. That's not gonna stop me from helping someone I love.

Spencer: [sees her friend taking quick swig from her little flask] Hanna, easy.
Hanna: You know, last time I checked, it was still my bedroom! Until someone else - God! - invaded it! Even the doorknob smells like her.
Spencer: [still clutching her eye] Why were you smelling the doorknob?

Spencer: [on phone] Are you stealing her car?
Hanna: No, I am borrowing it. And don't get all preachy with me, Puff 'n' Stuff. I gotta go.

Aria: That voice may have sounded like Rollins, but he's dead. He's really, truly, dead.
Hanna: Yeah, well, we thought Ali was dead, too, remember? And she survived. I mean, back in the 1900s, they used to bury people alive all the time. They used to find scratch marks inside of coffins.
Aria: Hanna, seriously, you've gotta stop reading Wikipedia. Jenna or Mary are trying to torment you by using a voice that sounds like Rollins. They... They probably just want the burner phone back so that they can protect their own identity.
Hanna: And what if you're wrong?
[Aria shakes her head]
Hanna: You know what he did to me. And that was before I ran into him with a car. We have to tell the police.
Aria: Tell them what? That you got a call on a phone they don't even know exists? How are you gonna explain that?
Hanna: I saw him. I saw his eyes and he saw mine.
[softly: ]
Hanna: He knows it was me.
Aria: Hanna, Elliott is not gonna hurt you anymore. He can't.
[shakes her head]
Aria: Okay?

Hanna: [outside institute] What did she say?
Aria: [sighs] Hardly anything. Her visits are supervised now. But she wanted me to tell you that she's sorry. Is it possible she's not behind any of this?
[shakes her head]
Hanna: Either way, she knows who is.
[heads back]
Aria: Hey. Visiting hours are over.
Hanna: Look, the nurses change shifts in twenty minutes.
[Aria raises her eyebrows]
Hanna: What? I've been here enough times to know.
Aria: That's not what the look is for. You're sneaking in? Hanna, I know that you're freaked out about everything, but you can just come back tomorrow.
Hanna: And do what? Have a nice chat about A in the day room?
Aria: Okay, then I'm going with you.
Hanna: No...! Aria, this way...
Aria: Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Aria: [as Hanna checks her phone] Han. You okay?
Hanna: [softly] Please don't ask me that.
Aria: Look, I don't wanna push...
Hanna: And I appreciate that.
Aria: We were all in the Dollhouse. I know what you're going through.
Hanna: [shakes her head, smiles, shrugs] It's not the same. Um, can you just order me a latte, I'll be outside.
[walks off]
Aria: Sure.

Aria: What are they talking to the fire department about?
Emily: They're talking about that night.
Spencer: The Jenna thing.
Hanna: [frowns] Are you serious?
Aria: What could Toby be telling them?
Spencer: I did such a good job of screwing him up.
[shakes her head]
Spencer: He might say anything Jenna wants him to say.
Hanna: That we're the ones that blinded Jenna?
Emily: Alison and us.

Yvonne: Do you have, uh, another favor to ask?
Spencer: Look, I... I really don't wanna cause any problems between you two.
Yvonne: You already have.
Spencer: I know. And I'm sorry.
Yvonne: [shakes her head] I wouldn't mind him helping you if I knew what he was doing. Last time he wouldn't tell me anything.
Spencer: Thats because I asked him not to. It's just... I'm... I'm sorry, it's private.
Yvonne: Well, I can't have him disappearing again. Not tonight. We have family coming over. To celebrate.
[shrugs, chuckles nervously]
Spencer: [sees engagement ring] Oh, my God! Congratulations! I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Alison: [to the guys in the sports car] What a shame. All that testosterone, and not a sheep in sight.
Noel: Careful, Alison. I get your jokes, but someday you might meet a guy who doesn't.

Hanna: God, that bitch has nine lives!
Spencer: [to the gang] We need to get out of here. Now! I have to show you something. Come on.
[they hesitate]
Spencer: Come on!
[leads way]

Toby: I love you, so much
Spencer: I wanted to say that first

Emily: [girls go down into the cellar] Ugh. That smell. Smells like Grandma's house.
Spencer: Yeah, if Grandma died, was eaten by her cats and then found five days later.
Hanna: Dark much?
Spencer: Nah, just dark enough.
[finds filing cabinet, opens drawer]
Spencer: Guys, look at this. Jessica had a file on each of us.
Alison: She was investigating us
Spencer: Yeah, all of us except Aria, she doesn't have a file.
Alison: You think somebody took It?
Emily: Yeah, but why?

Hanna: [after the group is locked out of their shelter, looks up at surveillance camera, snarls:] You may be a dude, but you're still a bitch!

Mona: [at Hastings election headquarters] Spencer. Hi.
Spencer: You must be. Because I can't think of another reason why you would be crazy enough to show up here.
Mona: Really, Spencer? From one ex-Radley patient to another, I think you'd be a little bit more sensitive to that word.
Spencer: What do you want, Mona?
Mona: To help.
Spencer: Help whom?

Toby: Your parents are gonna work through this, Spencer. They have a lot of history together.
Spencer: That's what's splitting them up.

Aria: Mona is a very dangerous person, Mike. She wasn't sent to Radley for spa treatment.

Ashley: Morning, sweetie. Where's Emily?
Hanna: She got up super early to go to swim practice.
Ashley: I thought she wasn't allowed to swim yet.
Hanna: She's not. She sits by the pool, hoping someone will push her in.

Spencer: [after Emily's ordeal on the massage table] Would you like to take a shower?
Emily: No, I think five is enough.

Emily: [re Sara] She might not be able to cut her own meat, but she can still type a text.

Caleb: [as Hanna sits down next to him in detention class] Whoa... are you stalking me?
Hanna: Yeah. Can't get enough of that knock-off cologne.

Mona: [when Emily doesn't want to resort to blackmail] Honey, you can't be a Shark if you're toothless.

Alison: [to Dr. Rollins] You don't have to protect me from rumors. They can't hurt me.

Carla: Gates... and walls... dams... and barriers. How can you live in such a psychically-constipated world?
Hanna: I eat a lot of fiber.
Carla: Secrets are one thing, but secrets that carry over to death, are very toxic. It makes it... hard to see clearly. I see, but... as through a glass, darkly.
Hanna: Did Alison kill Mona?
Carla: [holds up her hand, ponders] Each one hated the other... because... each one feared the other... because... each one knew something about the other.
Hanna: Where's Mona?
Carla: She isn't in Rosewood. She's in the dark. She's not having an easy passing. Betrayal. Betrayal and loss. Her soul is lost, bound. She is surrounded by earth, and insects, and cold. There's no peace. Only fear.

Aria: My mom and dad are having an affair with each other.

[first lines]
Aria: Well, I missed, like, half the movie. That dude that was sitting in front of us kept making sales calls.
Emily: Sales calls? I thought he was breaking up with somebody.
Aria: He was. His car. I swear, if Spencer was there, she would have pegged him with her jelly beans.

Hanna: Wait, you don't think that's Allison's chopped-up body in those bags, is it?
Emily: Hanna!
Hanna: That's what we're all thinking, isn't it?
Emily: No!

Aria: Did my Dad kill you?
Alison: Do I look dead to you?

[first lines]
newscaster: Authorities have named Charles DiLaurentis as a lead suspect in the kidnapping of five Rosewood teens, as well as a sixth victim from Courtland. Both state and local police remain tight-lipped...
Spencer: Hey, did, um, Ali turn in those home movies to the cops? The ones that Charles left at her house?
Emily: Yeah, I think so. Why?
Spencer: Maybe they could do one of those age progression sketches. We could finally put a face to the name.
Hanna: Yeah, and maybe someone could put a fist in that face.
Aria: [entering, along with Alison, carrying mugs of coffee] Well, we are officially out of beans. What did we miss?
Spencer: Toby says that the Highway Patrol is putting up checkpoints at all the state borders.
Aria: Did he say anything else after he accidentally ate half of your stash?
Spencer: He's texting me. That's a win.
Aria: Hey, guys...
[turns up volume of TV news]
newscaster: ...inside sources speculate that the former Radley patient could be responsible for the death of his mother, Jessica DiLaurentis. One of the first responding officers on the scene suffered minor injuries in pursuit of the suspect.
Aria: [to Alison] Do you know about this?
Alison: No.
Aria: You should probably ask your Dad.
Hanna: Yeah, like he'd give a straight answer.
[Alison gives her a sharp look]
Emily: Okay, well, if it's true, it's awful. Ali's Mom was practically the only person who visited him, who even knew that Charles existed.
Hanna: And he used her to fertilize Spencer's petunias.
Spencer: [annoyed] My Mom grows azaleas.
Hanna: Whatever. Charles is vicious. We all know that. And now everyone else knows it, too.
Alison: [frowns at Hanna's insensitivity] We had birthday cake. That day at the arcade when Jason and I met him. Charles gave me his frosting. How does that change into vicious?
Aria: We're probably done watching this, right?
[switches off TV set with remote]
Aria: Do you remember anything else?
Alison: He cried when it was time to leave. Said it was the best birthday he ever had. The person they're describing on the news, I mean, I don't even know who that is.
Hanna: You played skeeball... once. I wouldn't call that family bonding.
Emily: Hanna!
Spencer: [to distraught Alison] I... think what Hanna is trying to say is that it's hard for us to imagine that A is actually your brother.
Hanna: No, what's hard to imagine is that you feel even the slightest bit of pity for Charles.
Aria: Little harsh, Han.
Hanna: He had been out for blood, for all of us. And he's come way too close, more than once.
Spencer: We hear you, but it's unfair to Ali right now.
Hanna: Why are you trying to shut me up, Spencer? I'm just saying what you guys are thinking! If you guys are too scared to be honest, then fine. I will do it for you. I'm sorry, Alison, I know this must really suck for you, but I'm not gonna sit here and help you give A the benefit of the doubt. I hope the police catch him, because there's nothing they can do to him that's worse than what he did to us.
[stands up, storms out]

Hanna: [car trouble, in the dark] Do you see what the problem is?
Emily: I can barely see it. Okay, there's the radiator. Uh, there's the dipstick...
Aria: Let's just hypothetically say you could figure out what's wrong with the engine, would you even know how to fix it?
Emily: Probably not.
Hanna: That's good to know.
[looks up as thunder rumbles, lightning crashes]

Hanna: [while Spence goes to open door] I don't get it. Why would the cops want my Mom to come in for a lineup if Travis told the truth? Do you think that... A found a way to shut him up again?
Emily: Hey, Hanna, don't go there. Travis made you a promise. And he seems like a stand-up guy.
Aria: Plus he's really cute. And he's quite the dancer.
Spencer: [returning with large parcel] It's addressed to all of us.
Hanna: [magic 8 balls... with messages] "If she goes free..."
Spencer: "... you'll hear from me..."
Emily: "Kisses..."
Aria: "A."
Hanna: So, if my Mom gets off...
Aria: CeCe is coming for us.
Spencer: I say, bring it. Maybe then she'll leave our parents alone.
Spencer: Or did she just declare World War A?

Spencer: [to Hanna] So you just decided to go rogue?
Hanna: Well, I was sure Noel was our guy and you guys were just getting cold feet.
Spencer: Hanna, if by "cold feet" you mean we weren't willing to abduct someone and beat a confession out of them, then, yes, we got cold feet.
Hanna: I'm sorry. I thought if I did this on my own, I could prove to you guys that Noel was A.D.
Aria: I cannot help but notice you keep talking in the past tense.
Hanna: Well, there is a problem.
Emily: What problem?
Hanna: I was wrong. I got the test results back, and Noel isn't Mary's second child.
Alison: He isn't?
Hanna: [dejected look] No.
Aria: So, you're saying he's not A.D.?
Hanna: Well, I'm not really saying that either.
Alison: What *are* you saying, Hanna?
Hanna: I'm saying I have Noel tied up to a chair in an old motel room, and we need to deal with that.
Spencer: So we're "we" again?
Emily: Guys, forget about the blood test. Noel pushed a girl down a flight of stairs and tormented us in the dollhouse.
Alison: Emily is right. Just because he's not Mary's kid doesn't mean he's not A.D.
Hanna: How do we know for sure?
Aria: Well, why dont we ask Noel?

Emily: That place is really nice.
Hanna: [entering] It's the Hastings. Were you expecting Donuts and Dogs?
Aria: [re Hanna's shiny gold high heels] How can you afford new Miu Mius?
Hanna: Oh, I borrowed them. The store gives full refund for returns.
Emily: That's if you don't wear them.
Hanna: Doesn't say that on the receipt.

Spencer: Toby, who are you building the house for?
Toby: What makes you think I'm building it for somebody?
Spencer: Because I know you.

[Hanna steals a roll of money from A's hideaway]
Aria: Hanna, you're taking that?
Hanna: Yes. 'A' owes me: hospital bills, pain and suffering, tire marks on my cleavage...

Caleb: [photo of his mother and her kids] They look happy.
Hanna: Hey, looks can be deceiving. There are plenty of pictures of me smiling with my Dad, but... I was just being bribed with tubs of Chunky Monkey.

Alison: Can't you see me? Look at me!

Aria: Camp Mona?
Mona: Don't let the camping part scare you. It's glamping not camping. M is for Mona and massages, not mosquitoes.

Noel: [has ax] You can run. But you can't hide!

Hanna: [in front of mirror, trying on bridesmaid dress] So, what do you think?
Mona: Hold on, let me stop dry-heaving first.
Hanna: Okay, it's not that bad.
Mona: Kate Moss would look like a water buffalo in that. All you're missing is cud.

Hanna: Look, I saw who pulled us out of the fire, Em. It was Alison.

Hanna: So... I guess this would be a bad time to see if he could stay in our guest room for a couple nights?
Ashley: Ah. So the Cat in the Hat now wants room and board?
Hanna: He never asked. I'm asking. I mean, how do you expect him to study or get a good night's sleep?
Ashley: Hanna, we need our privacy. I mean, Mrs. Potter's nephew is still circling out there and we're not in the clear. I applaud your compassion... but I worry about your judgment.
Hanna: So, is that a maybe?
Ashley: And now I'm worried about your hearing. I'm late. I love you.
[goes off]
Hanna: [waits till Mom's definitely gone, then opens door leading to basement] She's gone.
Caleb: Good morning.
Hanna: How much did you hear?
Caleb: Between you and Mommy? Not much. I will, uh, put some groceries on the back porch. My parting gift.
Hanna: Caleb, chill. I'll talk to her. She'll come round.
Caleb: Said the girl with poor judgment to the Cat in the Hat.

Aria: He's obsessed. He's convinced that he's ruined Maggie's life.
Spencer: Well, why is he still thinking about his high school girlfriend?
Aria: [sighs] Probably because I pushed him to. God, I just... I just wish that there was a way... that I could get in touch with her.
Spencer: That is a terrible idea.
Aria: No, no, no... I just want...
Spencer: That is such a terrible idea. Stay out of it, it is none of your business.
Aria: It is my relationship, Spencer. I'm sorry, it's just we can't move forward until he does.

Emily: [to Aria] You're writing a book with a guy that you used to be in love with, and it's about his relationship with his dead girlfriend. You thought that was going to be simple?

Mona: [yelling] Spencer!
Spencer: How do you not strangle her?
[is about to go confront]
Aria: [sees a hair out of place] Oh.
[gives Spencer a squirt of hair-spray, which adds to her annoyance]

Spencer: What do we know about Shana?
Emily: That she's missing?
Spencer: No, I mean, really, what do we know?
Hanna: [hesitantly] She was with Paige.
Emily: Can we please not go there?
Hanna: I'm just saying, we don't really have a lot of details about that.
[Emily looks dismayed]
Hanna: Hey, not those kind of details. I mean... did Shana ever mention something about Georgia? Something that connects with where Ali's hiding?
[shakes her head]
Emily: I thought you didn't want us to look for Ali.
Spencer: I think A changed the rules on that.
Hanna: I'm in the same place Emily is. I mean, I'm more angry than I am scared.
Emily: Okay, so what do you want me to do? Interrogate my girlfriend about her summer fling?
Hanna: Basically.
Emily: [scoffs] Isn't there some Mona-Fitz connection we should be worrying about?
Hanna: I cannot worry about anything else. My brain is full.
Spencer: So is mine. We'll tag up on this later. Aria should be back by then.
[they start going off, but Emily hesitates]
Spencer: What?
Emily: Did it ever occur to you guys that we found that book awfully easy?
[shakes her head]
Spencer: What are you thinking?
Emily: I'm thinking, what if it wasn't A who put that book in the desk?
Hanna: Em, get real, this is all about the A-ness of things.
Spencer: [folds arms] Yeah, I would not have said it like that, but... Hanna's right.
Hanna: [big smile] I love it when you say that.

Hanna: Okay, fine. I don't know anything. But what about you? Did you forget everything Jenna did to you?
Toby: No. Did you forget what you did to her?

Sydney: [after training session in pool] Only fifty-eight seconds? That's all? I felt like I was flying!
Emily: Yeah, your technique is so much better, though. Let's just keep working on your strength. Wanna meet up tomorrow?
Sydney: Yeah, I think I have to check in with my family, but it should be cool.
Emily: Oh, right, it's Saturday, I forgot.
Sydney: Do you need to...?
Emily: No, I can still make it. Pretty much doing everything I can to avoid spending time at home.
Sydney: What's going on?
Emily: Besides my Mom giving me the third degree? Nothing. Ever since my friend Ali came back, all my Mom does is ask me questions. And when she's not asking me questions, she's staring at me, waiting for me to talk. So I started taking extra-long hot showers just to get away from her. When the hot water runs out, I'm screwed.
Sydney: It's kind of natural for her to have questions. I would never ask mine, but that doesn't mean that I don't have any.

Darren: [Hanna rolled her eyes before opening door] Morning, Hanna, is your Mom home?
Hanna: Why?
Darren: Because I'm not supposed to talk to you without a guardian present.
Hanna: Hmm, like that's stopped you before?
Darren: Do me a favor. Tell your Mom we need you to come in for a blood sample.

Aria: [as they fold up fashion show programs] Did you invite Caleb?
Hanna: [frowns] Why would I do that?
Spencer: Because you kissed him.
Emily: How was it?
Hanna: Well, I wore the total wrong lip gloss. You know, the kind that looks wet, but it's really sticky.
Emily: Ooh,
[makes sour face]
Emily: the wads of hair get stuck to your mouth.
Aria: Hmm, it's all fun and sexy till somebody hacks up a hairball.
Spencer: Hey, could we please keep folding? I needed these done yesterday, and I've already missed a million committee meetings.

Hanna: [Emily made delicious breakfast] So, how much of a tip should we leave her?
Ashley: Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Alison: [slipped ring on Emily's finger] I love you.
Alison: I love you too.

Alison: Is it just me, or was sixth grade the best year ever?
Spencer: I didn't even know you back then.
Alison: Oh, honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me.

Aria: What the hell is a chandelier ritual?
Emily: I have no idea. Let me change. I think better in lower heels.
Aria: Okay.

Spencer: [spoiler] Jason... I have to ask you something... Just hear me out, please... Did you...? Are you back... because... my Dad... is your father too?
Jason: Who told you?
Spencer: Ali. A long time ago. I just... I didn't hear her until tonight.

Spencer: [dark corridor, cellphone doesn't work] This thing is useless.
Caleb: You couldn't get a signal out of here with a satellite phone.

Spencer: [kissed Furey in front of everybody] Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Did I just do that?

Emily: [looking at her blue evening gown] Do I look okay?
Samara: That is one lucky dress.

Hanna: [as Emily drives on disused road] Em, when I said I could use a pit-stop, I didn't mean in an actual pit.

Toby: [about to drive off] Spencer, I don't feel like asking questions, and not when I'm getting answers.
Spencer: [climbing into truck with him] Yeah, and they also feed turkeys lots of tasty treats before they chop their heads off.

Ashley: This has gone on for far too long. We owe it to ourselves and our daughters to get some answers.

Spencer: [tracking Jason] Guys, this is right outside of Rosewood. He should've called me by now.
Aria: Spence...
Spencer: No! He's supposed to be our backup. Not some one-man target. And if anything happens to him, then... I'm going!
Hanna: I'll go with you.
[gets up from bed]
Emily: Okay, I didn't let Hanna perform surgery on me for nothing. Let's go!

Aria: Where do you think we are? I mean, we don't know how long we were out before we got here.
Hanna: We could be in the Amazon right now.
Spencer: No, we're in the Northern Hemisphere. That's the waning moon.
Hanna: I was saying that facetiously.
Mona: Wow, that's an eleven-letter word, Hanna.

Jenna: [the girls confront Jenna about Alison's video] What do you want?
Hanna: The truth. Think you can handle that?

Emily: [re Detective Wilden] Ignore him.
[but her friend doesn't take the advice]
Emily: Hanna, you don't have to talk to him.
Hanna: You know what, Emily? Sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes you.
[scoffs,: ]
Hanna: It's from a movie.

Hanna: Caleb, what were you doing going into Veronica's office building?
[shakes her head]
Caleb: I don't know how to protect you anymore.
Hanna: So you were gonna tell her? You were actually gonna tell her?
Caleb: Yes, I was. Okay, I would rather you hate me, and be safe, than the other way round.
Hanna: And you think telling her about A is gonna keep me safe?
[scowls]
Caleb: At the end of the day, she can do a lot more for you than I can. You know, if some punk comes up to you in the street, I'm gonna do all I can to lay him out. But this enemy... this enemy is everywhere, and... and nowhere at the same time. I keep...
[shakes his head, sighs]
Caleb: I keep taking swings in the dark, and I'm missing. I'm just... I'm not enough to keep you safe anymore.
Hanna: Yes, you are.
[kisses him]

Hanna: You know, she was wearing a gorgeous pair of Chloes.
Aria: Who?
Hanna: The shrink.
Spencer: And this is relevant to this conversation because...?
Hanna: You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes.

Emily: [as Rollins gets hasty burial] No, I don't know if I can live with this! I mean, how can we bury...?
[sobs]
Emily: There has to be another way!
Spencer: There is no other way, Emily! It was a well-thought-out plan. And when it ends up like this, it's called "first degree murder!"
Aria: Look, Spencer's right. Just come on.
[continues to dig]

Hanna: [Ashley is sitting abjectly at kitchen table in the dark] Mom, what's wrong?
Ashley: I think I may have killed Detective Wilden.

Emily: [found out from the other staff] It's Sara Harvey. She's dead.

Melissa: I was hoping you'd be happy for me.
Spencer: Well, you know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery.

Emily: [looks under the sheet covering her body] Thank God.
Hanna: What?
Emily: I thought for a second A harvested our organs.
Hanna: Emily, we'd be dead.
Emily: You only need one kidney.

Aria: [as Emily reads received text] Who's that?
Emily: Uh, Shana.
Aria: Why does she keep texting you while Paige is out of town? Is she into you?
Hanna: [late] Sorry, you guys, Caleb had a lot to share.
[to: ]
Hanna: Why are you blushing?
[to: ]
Hanna: Why is she blushing?
Aria: Shana's cruising her, and I think she should turn it down before it turns into Ex And The City.

Emily: Maybe this is a trap.
[Hanna looks worried]
Aria: [smiles] I'm also pretty good at running.

Toby: [dance continues] Did you write about your friends?
Spencer: I wrote about what I thought it meant to support someone unconditionally, even when they haven't been entirely honest with you. And how everybody needs somebody to be inspired by. Somebody who sets the bar really high. Somebody who'll put someone else's needs before their own. And not resent them for it. Somebody who always expects you to do the right thing. But then forgives you when you don't.
Toby: Well... I think your mother will be pretty moved by that.
Spencer: Yeah, she might be. But I wrote it about you.

Hanna: [unlikely new suspect] I know, my head feels like it's full of hot ice cubes. I mean, he was so sweet to me when my Mom was in jail.

Hanna: God, I wish people would be more specific with their clues.
Spencer: I'll put that in a suggestion box.
[smirks]
Aria: So what do we do about this?
Spencer: I wanna know where Jenna is tomorrow at 4:15.
Aria: [remembers] She asked about you, Em.
Emily: What did she wanna know?
Aria: How you were holding up.
[Emily rolls her eyes]
Spencer: She wants to know if you can remember being in the car with her. She just can't come out and say it.
Emily: This is crazy. It's like trying to read a book, and someone keeps ripping out the pages.
Hanna: [comforting her friend] Em, we'll put it together, right?
Spencer: Yeah, we know that somewhere between being with us and... getting to Alison's grave, you were with Jenna. We just have to find out how you got into the car, and where you went, and we'll be that much closer to figuring out what happened that night.

Hanna: [in morgue] How are we gonna know which one is John Doe?
Emily: We have to go through those racks.
Hanna: Um, no. You are going to go through those racks. This isn't a clearance sale, Emily! And I'm freaking out!
Emily: All we've done is walk through those doors.
Hanna: It doesn't matter! I smell dead people!

Aria: [re return of Jenna] So, the day after we run someone over, she comes tapping through town?
Hanna: It's a coincidence.
Spencer: There's no such thing. Coincidences are the devil's way of remaining anonymous.

Ezra: When you put a tail on somebody, you shouldn't trust it to an amateur.
Hanna: I'm not as used to walking the streets as Mona is.
Mona: Come over here and say that.

Hanna: [re her mother] I could have climbed through a window and she would have found me
Emily: Hey, she gave us a room to hang out in until we can go back to our homes.
Hanna: Yeah, I know. Who ever thought I'd feel bad about getting a free suite. The world's upside down.
Spencer: Speaking of which, I got us all these until we get our real phones back.
[hands over outdated old cellphones]
Hanna: This makes me really wanna go to jail.
Alison: What are we doing to stay out of jail?
Hanna: Has anyone heard from Aria?
Spencer: No. Because she doesn't have one of these.
Emily: Okay, guys, I know we all woke up early and we're cranky, but let's stay focused. I'm as freaked out as the rest of you. Maybe even more, considering it looks like A.D. was watching Ali and me sleep last night.
[has everybody's attention]
Hanna: So, are you two...?
[both lovers blush]
Hanna: Well. About time.

Emily: College wasn't what I thought it was gonna be.

Spencer: I'm... afraid to ask you this, but I really have to. Did we make a mistake? You and I?
Caleb: No.
[shakes his head]
Caleb: No, we didn't. Whatever we did, it wasn't a mistake, it was real.
Spencer: So why are you talking about it in the past tense?

Aria: Look, how do I say this without sounding rude?
Jesse: Try.
Aria: Mona's the devil.

Mona: Don't be naïve. We can't just call the thing off.
Lucas: Sure we can.
Mona: Did somebody spit in your cornflakes this morning? Why are you suddenly bugging out?
Lucas: I'm not. I'm just having second thoughts. She was held in a basement. Okay? Alison was kidnapped and blindfolded. And I don't even wanna think about what else. Hasn't the universe punished her enough?

Spencer: Well, I'm not giving up. I don't think that anklet proves anything. He is guilty.
Toby: And you're sure of this?
Spencer: Why are you challenging me?
Toby: Because there was a time when you thought that I murdered Alison. Remember?

Mona: [approaching the group in school cafeteria] Hi, you guys!
Alison: If you ignore it, it will go away.
[Mona moves on to another table]

Spencer: [cell phone rings] Hello?
Hanna: Hey, Melissa just left. Should we go in?
Spencer: No, wait. I'll text you when she gets here.
Hanna: All right. Roger that.
Aria: "Roger that"?
Hanna: We're on a mission.

Aria: But the truth doesn't amount to much if it comes from a bunch of liars.

Aria: Any luck with Big Bird's phone number?
Spencer: No. I plugged it into every reverse directory and search engine I could. But it's a real number. It's going through a real line. But I can't even find a name or even a town.
Aria: Dead end?
Spencer: No. Not yet. I'm not giving up on it.

Hanna: Look, Mona, we both know that Ali brings out the A in you. So whether you're behind this or not, I don't trust you one bit. And I'm not leaving here until I find answers. Either from you or that doo-hickey.

Toby: [in hospital] Spencer... Jenna wants to talk to you. All of you.
Spencer: [nods] Okay.
[on her way]
Toby: Are you all right?
Spencer: [little sigh] I think so.

Byron: Well, I just got off the phone with Meredith's father.
Aria: Wow, that must have been weird.
Byron: Well, turns out Meredith has a long history of... issues. He thinks that she stopped taking her meds. And I told him that we didn't wanna see her... punished. We wanted to see her treated. That is still what you want, right?
Aria: Yeah, but can't she be treated in another state? Like, Alaska?

Emily: We have every reason to believe that Noel's A.D.
Aria: We also know that A.D. burned us out of the storm cellar so we wouldn't know the name of Mary's child.
Spencer: Are we saying that Noel is that child?

Spencer: [to A through the surveillance camera before setting the vault on fire] Game on, Charles.

Spencer: Thank you. For not judging me.
Caleb: [snickers softly] I just wish you hadn't judged yourself.
Spencer: There's, um... something else... that I've been judging myself for.
[he takes her hand lightly in his...]

Hanna: What do you think this room was before they turned this nut house into a spa?
Emily: Why?
Hanna: The sauna smelled like burned hair.

Spencer: [to Dr. Sullivan] Somebody's... been trying to hurt us. For a long time.

Spencer: [re Toby] If he loved me, he would not have let me sit outside his loft bawling my eyes out for hours. Okay? He wouldn't have taken everything out of A's lair when he knew I had the key. He wouldn't be trying to hurt me... Us!

Melissa: [in London] You know what the best part about living here has been for me? Getting a fresh start, away from all the Rosewood drama.
Spencer: [with longing] Yeah, that would be nice.
Melissa: This could be your future too. Don't miss out on the opportunity.

Aria: [in Dr. Sullivan's waiting room] What are we supposed to tell her?
Hanna: It's not about telling her. It's about telling each other.
Emily: Hanna, I think sometimes it's better not to talk about things.
Hanna: Really, Em? How have you been sleeping?
Aria: Guys, we shouldn't do this without Spencer.
Hanna: She'll be here.
Emily: Are you sure?
Spencer: [entering just then] Guys, we need to talk.
Aria: [softly] That's why were here.
Spencer: No, I mean, we have to talk. Jason told me who Charles DiLaurentis is.
Aria: Wait. So he knew what Ali didn't? Was Alison lying?
Spencer: It wasn't Charles. At least, not when Jason knew him. It was Charlie. They were friends when they were really little.
Emily: So Charlie grew up to be Charles?
Spencer: Charlie was Jason's imaginary friend.
Hanna: Imaginary?
[frowns]
Hanna: Like... Mr. Biscuit?
[other three look at her funny]
Hanna: Long story.
Aria: Wait.
[to: ]
Aria: Jason told you this?
Spencer: Yes. And then one day, Mr. DiLaurentis went to Jason and said that Charlie had to go away, and then Jason never saw Charlie again.
Aria: Wait... wait a minute. So, if Jason's dad knew that Charlie was Jason's imaginary friend, why wouldn't he just tell Alison that when she asked him?
Spencer: Yeah. Why not?

Mona: [surprised] Well, baste me in bling and call me Bulgari!

Lucas: This sucks. The first time I get to photograph a real tornado, and they shove us in a room without windows.
Hanna: You don't want to see a real tornado.
Mona: [behind Hanna and lucas] Of course he does. He needs to get to Oz so he can ask the Wizard for a penis.
Hanna: Mona, can I talk to you for a sec?
[Hanna and Mona break off from the group]
Hanna: Why can't you leave him alone? I mean, what has he ever done to you besides remind you that two short years ago, we were him?
Mona: He bugs me.
Hanna: Yeah. Well, I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

Samara: [after swimming competition] Wow, you were one with the water. That was amazing.
Emily: I did okay.
Samara: Okay enough to win.
Emily: Yeah, but I was off my personal time.
Samara: Wanna grab something to eat?
Emily: Ah, I would, but I promised my Mom I'd help her pack.
Samara: Okay, how about tomorrow night?
Emily: Tomorrow?
Samara: Yeah. Something to eat, maybe see a movie?
[as: ]
Samara: What, you don't like movies?
Emily: No, I even like the black-and-white ones, but... I'm moving, Samara. I don't wanna start anything that I can't finish.
Samara: Okay, well, um, it is just a movie. So, if you don't want a big commitment, we won't get the large popcorn.
[both chuckle]
Samara: Or am I misreading things?
Emily: No, you're not. Let's do tomorrow.

Hanna: [remembering] Yeah... yeah, I can't stay over tonight. Look, believe me, I don't wanna go home either, but if my Mom hears something in the basement...
Emily: You haven't told her about Caleb?
Hanna: There's only so much I can do in one day, okay?

Spencer: Where's Alex?
Melissa: He left.
Spencer: What do you mean?
Melissa: He. Left. Do you need me to tweet it to you?

Toby: [clears throat] So you're in town for your Mom's campaign?
Spencer: No. I got... a request from the State of Pennsylvania. They would like my opinion on something.
Toby: Ali's been trying to get Charlotte out of the hospital.
Spencer: Yeah.
[nods]
Spencer: We're going to talk to the court.
Toby: We?
Spencer: Aria, Em, Hanna and me.
Toby: All of you in one place at one time? When was the last time that happened?
Spencer: [shakes her head] Long time.
Toby: When Alison flashes the bat signal...
Spencer: It's not like that. You know, we're still friends, and we're not just "let's go see a movie and have dinner" friends, but the "I saved your life and I know you saved mine" kind of friends. You know, you were there.
Toby: How long are you gonna be here for?
Spencer: Well, the hearings tomorrow, and then... and then I don't really know.
Toby: Can I... buy you dinner before you leave?
Spencer: Yeah.
[smiles]
Spencer: Sure, we can do that.

Spencer: He had his hands in her panty drawer!

CeCe: I thought Wilden got Ali pregnant, and killed her... to keep it a secret.
Emily: So is it true?

Emily: We just have to wait it out a few more hours. Once Ezra tells us who A is, this will finally be over.
Hanna: From your lips to God's ears.
Spencer: When did you become religious?
Hanna: My mom's dating a preacher, remember?
Emily: Can you imagine what life would be like without A?
Spencer: When was the last time you guys had a hobby?
Hanna: Never. I wouldn't mind taking up a sport, though.
Emily: Which one?
Hanna: Mm... I don't know. I've always like Spencer's field hockey skirt.
Spencer: [laughing] You can totally have it.
Emily: What about you, Spence?
Spencer: Um... I wouldn't want to go back to that person that I was before; I mean, all I cared about was winning. And now I just really want to be happy.

Spencer: [holds up cell-phone picture of hospitalized Ali] She says that it was an accident.
Emily: Do we believe that?
Hanna: As much as I believe Aria being seared was an accident.
Aria: What do you think, Spencer?
Spencer: At two out of five in the ER, that's 40%. It"s 60% if you count what happened to Emily's eggs.
Hanna: Well, the odds aren't going to get any better the closer we get to election night.
Emily: Three days.
Hanna: Hey, so, Ali's hospital is an hour away. I think I'm gonna go check up on her.
Aria: She says she'll be back tomorrow.
Emily: Maybe she should think about going in the opposite direction.
Spencer: Yeah, check on her, but don't freak her out. And it might be best if she stays away until after the election.
Aria: What do we do about Mona?
Spencer: Keep a close eye on her.
Hanna: You guys, Mona did not kill Charlotte. She couldn't.
Aria: She's got as much motive as anybody, probably more.
Emily: She admits to getting Charlotte out of her house. I mean, she's telling the truth. Not all of it.
Spencer: Mona's changed so many times, I doubt she even knows herself when she looks in the mirror.
Hanna: Okay, who around here hasn't tried to reinvent themselves a couple of times?
[rises]
Hanna: I'll call you after I go see Ali.
[leaves]

Hanna: Okay, I still think that Spencer should get back to Shana and see if she'll say more.
Spencer: What? Why?
Hanna: Because! If CeCe drowned Jenna, then she must know the reason.
Emily: And why exactly do we trust Shana?
Hanna: Why do we trust Jenna?
Aria: All right, I don't trust anybody, and you guys are about as quiet as a monster truck rally. Now shut up!

Caleb: You gonna miss me?
Hanna: Well, it was nice knowing when something goes bump in the night, it's you.
Caleb: What have you got to be afraid of?

Hanna: Everyone's got a life except for me.
Aria: I thought you were gonna go to the mall with Mona.
Hanna: Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It's a hobby. It's getting really boring.
Spencer: [disgusted with moisturizer they'd been using] Did you steal this?
Hanna: No!
[shrugs]
Hanna: It's a sample.

Hanna: [Alison's mother latest suspect] That's ridiculous. How old is she? Does she even know how to text?

Emily: You're gonna have a coffee this late?
Hanna: Seven-tenths of my body is made up of caffeine. I have to maintain a constant level.

Hanna: Guys!
[Hanna enters, carrying a gift basket]
Hanna: Read the card.
Emily: [reading the card] Two liars under one roof. You're making this too easy. -A.
Hanna: [scoffs] It's not even the good candy.

Emily: [early morning, group going downstairs] I didn't realize life existed at this hour.
Aria: [rushing to computer] Come on, guys, just walk. You need to see this.
Hanna: You know, I always hoped my first sunrise would have tequila in it.
Spencer: I'll make coffee.
Hanna: Well, when it's ready, just pour it down my throat.

Hanna: God, I'm gonna end up without a Mom or Dad.
[shakes her head]
Caleb: Has your Mom talked to your Dad about this at all?
Hanna: No.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: My Mom and Dad communicate through attorneys ever since my Dad and his Stepford Wife pulled Kate out of Rosewood High.

Mona: [got blackmail text] This is typical A-wipe behavior, right?

Aria: [after pushing the cabinet away, they find hidden exit, and move through] Are we still in Pennsylvania?
Spencer: Yeah, we're behind The Radley someplace.
Aria: Well, this explains how Sara got in and out of her hotel room to mess with us.
Spencer: Why go to so much trouble just to sneak in and out of a hotel room?
Aria: Maybe sneaking's only part of it.
Spencer: You're still really good at this.
Aria: [smirks] I've had a lot of practice.

Hanna: God, I miss New York. I am addicted to Blue Bottle Coffee. One cup and you feel you can handle anything your boss throws at you. Staplers, her phone...
Emily: Your boss literally throws things at you?

Charlotte: [up in the church tower] Am I supposed to be afraid of you?
Mona: You said nobody would believe me.
[threatens with screwdriver]
Charlotte: Oh, sweet Mona! You don't have the guts!

Wren: So, you wanna tell me how you did this?
Hanna: Told you. I was cutting a carrot and the knife slipped.
Wren: And it made a gash this big?
Hanna: It was a big carrot.

Peter: Please don't be sarcastic, Spencer.
Spencer: That's sort of like the native tongue in this house.

Hanna: [to Sean] Any guy at this party would be happy to be with me. Why aren't you?

Aria: Even if they were friends, why would Ali trust Shana more than us? We were her best friends.
Emily: Are you forgetting? Someone's been tormenting us for years.
Hanna: Making our lives miserable one text at a time.

Spencer: [scoffs] It's like we should be used to hearing from ghosts by now?
Hanna: [frustrated sigh] Spencer, why can't you admit that she is trying to help us?
Spencer: Hanna, did you ever stop to think why Mona would wanna help us?
Hanna: Because she's afraid of something. Just like we were afraid of her.
Spencer: I don't know.
Hanna: Yeah, you don't know. But the cops are still after my blood.
Spencer: I told you my Mom will handle that.
Hanna: Ugh.
[gets up]
Hanna: I hate needles.
[walks away]

Spencer: [reacting to news about leaked info] Well, that's politics. Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.

Hanna: He was there with a court order to talk to her.
Emily: So what do you think Mona said to Wilden?
Aria: If she knows that we were at Ali's grave that night...
Spencer: We would be in jail right now.
Hanna: [sighs] Hey, guys, we need to find out who the Black Swan is. Like now.

Emily: [as Spencer drives up to the motel] What would Ali be doing up here?
Hanna: She wasn't bagging a deer, that's for sure.

Spencer: And you told this to Garrett?
Melissa: Ugh, I never should have opened up to him. I was just... venting, trying to sort through my feelings.
Spencer: [throws her head back] This is not good.
Melissa: Why?
Spencer: Melissa, we're not the only people who know about Jason. Dad might have been blackmailed.
Melissa: What? By who?
Spencer: Alison. Jason found cash, a lot of it. Ali was hiding it. And... and I asked Dad about it, the blackmail... and he told me he never paid Alison a cent.
Melissa: Do we believe that?

Spencer: You're really giving away all these clothes? It's like half of your wardrobe.
Hanna: I'm just sick of the same old things.
Spencer: You bought that dress last month. It looks beautiful on you.
Hanna: Well, if you like it so much, you can have it.
[tosses dress at Spencer]
Spencer: You seemed really upset last night. Do you wanna talk about it?
Hanna: Spence, the last thing I wanna do is discuss my feelings over a tub of Chunky Monkey.
Spencer: [as Hanna looks at skirt] Okay, that's your favorite skirt.
Hanna: No. It was Caleb's favorite.
[tosses it out]
Spencer: Look, if you need more time to process...
Hanna: Spencer, what is there to process? He moved on, so I'm moving on too.
Ashley: [entering] Hanna, they're moving everything out of the basement while they fix that pipe.
[sees all the strewn clothes]
Ashley: What in the world is happening in here?
Hanna: You've never seen someone clean out their closet before?
Ashley: [shakes her head] Not in this house. Look, maybe you shouldn't be in such a rush to get rid of all of these things. Where are you going?
Hanna: I need more bags.
[goes out the door]

Hanna: Caleb, you were looking for me, you found me, and I'm okay.
Caleb: Like hell you're okay.
Hanna: It's complicated,
[shakes her head]
Hanna: and I don't do complicated. Okay, if my Mom doesn't get out of jail, I have to move in with my Dad, his wife, her blonde tarantula of a daughter, so, compared to that, talking to Mona makes all the sense in the world.
Mona: It's my calming influence.
[smiles]
Hanna: [to Caleb] God, leave me alone, okay? For now.
Caleb: [offended] Sure. I'll leave you alone.

Caleb: [romantic dinner in restaurant] I missed you. I missed touching you. And I missed kissing you. I missed watching you walk barefoot across the kitchen floor.
[Hanna snickers]
Caleb: I thought I'd go crazy missing you.
Hanna: Let's get out of here.

Hanna: [social media scam to find out more re Jackie] So I looked up alumni and punched in random names until I found a girl who already didn't have a page.
Aria: Tonya Freeman?
Hanna: Yup.
Aria: Who's that?
Hanna: I don't care.
Aria: This is starting to feel so wrong.
Hanna: Hey, it's so not. Look, I don't want what happened to me, happen to you. Fool me once, shame on you, and fool my best friend, you're dead freaking meat.

Spencer: Don't do this!
Alison: Let go!
Spencer: Look, if we scared him off, just consider it a gift. Please leave while you can.
Alison: You didn't get his text. It wasn't threatening.
Spencer: Ali...
Alison: I have to meet him!
Spencer: [shakes her head] Please don't follow your worst instincts.
Alison: You don't get it! You've never understood me. You never even liked me.
Spencer: What are you talking about?
Alison: He's not your brother, Spencer, he's mine. And I'm not leaving until I can look him in the eye and ask him why. What did I ever do to make him hate me?

Caleb: You're very brave, you know that?
Hanna: Someone has to be the bait.
Caleb: It didn't have to be you.

Hanna: Aria, we literally caught you black-hoodie!

Aria: Wait, they still think you sent that picture?
Hanna: Yup.
Spencer: At least you weren't suspended, Han. This is gonna blow over.
Hanna: Yeah, till A gets hungry again and takes another bite out of my ass.

Emily: Do you think Ali came here to hide something?
Aria: Or did she come here to hide?
Hanna: From A.

Caleb: What's the hurry? You want to be the first in line. Too see your boy Justin Bieber's new movie?
Hanna: First of all, it's not just a movie. It's his real story.
Caleb: About what... his hair?
Hanna: You know what, just don't talk about the Beebs, okay? You don't know the Beebs, you don't understand the Beebs. Or his hair.

Hanna: [re Carissimi group] That's where I saw this name before. In Radley. I don't get it. Why would the people that paid to shut down Radley pay for my tuition?

Aria: Look, guys, maybe if she can see again, we could stop all this whispering. She'll lose her taste for revenge.
Spencer: Yeah, or things will get worse.
Emily: It's already so bad, how can it get worse?
Spencer: Well, for one, she would be able to aim a gun.
Hanna: [sighs] Look, Spencer's right. Jenna's scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she's gonna do to us with all five?

Alison: [to Emily] A kiss is a kiss. I like boys. Trust me, if I'm kissing you, it's because it's practice for the real thing.

Spencer: [to Dean] Drinking a glass of salad is supposed to give me my life back?

Alison: [in a mausoleum at her burial chamber] Did you follow me? I'm not supposed to be out of my house. But I had to come here to say goodbye. The girl they made that for, she really is gone. I can't be that person anymore, Mona. I know you hated me and wanted me to go straight to hell. Going there was easy; it's the coming back that's hard. But you and me, we understand each other. I need you, Mona, as a friend.
Mona: The truth will bury you in a New York minute. In case you were wondering, that was me. I sent that text. I guess I should have signed my name, because I don't have to pretend to be anyone else anymore. I don't have to hide. You do. And you're gonna wish you stayed dead.

Hanna: Ugh, my brain is numb from all those cop questions.
Spencer: I don't think I'd be here if it wasn't for A.
Aria: A killed Ian to keep you here.
Hanna: I'm sorry, but that is not a comforting thought.
Emily: A gives so she can take. We know that.
Hanna: So what is the bitch gonna ask for?
Spencer: Whatever it is, I don't think we can afford it.
Aria: Spence, I mean, you didn't... you didn't see anything?
Spencer: I saw... a black hoodie, black boots and gloves.
Aria: Well, I think it's safe to say that A's not Jenna.
Hanna: Are we sure?
Spencer: A sees everything, Hanna.
Emily: I'm starting to think we should tell someone about her. Him. Uh, it. What's the worst thing that can happen?
Aria: What?
Spencer: A knows all of our secrets.
Hanna: Yeah, if people find out, we'll always be those girls who blinded Jenna Marshall.
[shakes her head]
Emily: And now we're those girls who are afraid of A.
Aria: No, Em. I mean, you're right, but... Look, we have so much to lose.
Hanna: Ugh, I feel like I have a hangover and never even went to the party.
Aria: We need caffeine.
[Spencer's going to get up]
Aria: Oh. No offense, but can I make it?
Spencer: [frowning] Seriously?
Emily: [gets a move on as well] I'm with Aria.
[smiles]
Hanna: Yeah. Sorry, Spence, but your coffee gives me the shakes.
[gets up, follows the other two]
Spencer: [left behind] Amateurs.
[tosses her pillow, goes after the other girls]

Spencer: [to Toby] Please be careful. And you call me the minute you find Jason.

Hanna: [in back of police truck] I didn't think I could feel worse after A killed Mona. But the four of us getting arrested for her murder brings low to a whole new level.
Spencer: Technically, they think that we're accessories, not killers.
Aria: An accessory is a necklace or a handbag, not a chain gang.
Hanna: Call it what you want. We're all going to jail. A wins.
Emily: Why do you think they're separating us from Ali?
Hanna: There's a lady in the laundry. If you do her work, she gives you information. Yesterday she told me that the warden received an anonymous tip. They think the five of us are plotting something big.
Spencer: What, and they think Ali's the Big Bad Wolf?
Aria: That make us the little pigs or Little Red?
Spencer: Doesn't matter. A wolf can't lead without her pack.
Hanna: When we get there, they're probably gonna split us up too.
Emily: What's it like, Han?
Hanna: Do you want me to sugarcoat it, or tell you the truth?
Emily: Well, if we're gonna get through it, I'm gonna need to know what to expect.
Hanna: The second they slam that door shut, you feel ashamed.
Aria: This is crazy. We didn't do anything.
Hanna: They don't care about that. They treat you like a criminal. And it's hard to remember that you're not one.
[sighs]
Hanna: The first night's the hardest. You're locked away from everything and everyone you ever cared about. And when they turn those lights out, it is the loneliest feeling you could ever imagine.
Emily: On second thought, I could have used a thick coat of sugar.
Hanna: You can't be ready for how it feels, Em. It's hard not to give up on hope.
Spencer: Hey, guys. They can take everything from us, but they can't take us from each other. I don't care how far apart from you guys I am, I will still be with you.
Aria: Me too.
Emily: Same here.
Hanna: I love you guys.
Aria: Love you.

Hanna: [to Aria] Your brother deserves way better than Mona.
Spencer: Boys hate it when you question their judgment.
Aria: If I tell Mike that Mona isn't what he's looking for...
Emily: ...You won't be able to separate them with a crowbar.
Spencer: Colorful. And... graphic. But colorful.

[first lines]
Emily: Lesli Stone. That's crazy.
Spencer: That's what I said. But maybe it's not.
Emily: Okay, but you were in a room with this person.
Spencer: Yeah, and they were wearing a mask. Look, Mona's always been shady about how she met this girl. And now we know why. They were sharing a straitjacket.
Emily: Spencer...
Spencer: Let's not forget that Mona got a gas mask. And she was passing out juice boxes while the rest of us we're making sure that we still had kidneys.
Emily: [sighs] What's taking Hanna so long?
Spencer: I don't know. She probably had to drag Mona here on a leash.
Emily: [sighs] Spencer, we saw A jump off a building. A set up an underground bunker with more spy equipment than the CIA. I mean, seriously, in your heart, do you believe that Lesli Stone...
Spencer: People can surprise you. Mona maintained a 4.0 average and perfect hair while she was tapping Rosewood police calls.
Emily: Spencer, we jumped on the Andrew train...
Spencer: He didn't have a motive. This girl does! She thinks that we killed Bethany!
Hanna: [enters] I can't get to her.
Spencer: Why?
Emily: Do you think that she skipped town?
Hanna: No. Mona's Mom busted her for sneaking out to Radley. She's totally unplugged. I mean, Mona's not even allowed to leave her room.
Spencer: Doesn't matter. I'm not even sure if Mona would be of any help anyways.
Hanna: Now you tell me? After I've tried to shimmy up her drainpipe?

Alison: So her plan was just to let me rot in here?

Hanna: [shakes her head] I should be the one in jail, not my Mom.
Aria: Hanna, you didn't do anything wrong.
Spencer: Yeah, somebody killed Wilden, and A is taking advantage of that. It's not your fault.
Hanna: My Mom went out there to protect me. How is this not my fault?
[her cell-phone rings]
Hanna: It's Caleb. I can't talk to him right now.
Spencer: Hanna, my Mom is a really great lawyer.
Hanna: Well, then, why isn't my Mom out?
Spencer: Because it's just one hearing. She'll win the case. She always does.
Hanna: Always?
Aria: [sighs] Okay, so do you wanna... go to school? Or not go?
Hanna: No. You guys go, I'll be okay.
Spencer: Are you sure?
Hanna: I have to see my Dad. If my Mom doesn't come back, then... I have to move in with him and the gruesome twosome.
[scoffs]
Hanna: You guys go, just... I'll be fine.

Spencer: Dad... what are you doing here?
[as he comes down the steps: ]
Spencer: Dad, what are you doing at Jason's house?
Peter: We we're talking... about his fence.
Spencer: No, you're done with that. You set the town's zoning board against him.
Peter: Let's not do this, all right?
[on his way]
Spencer: [pulls him back] Dad, I can't leave this alone. Why are you having secret meetings with this family? First, with Alison's mother, and now with her brother?
Peter: I don't have to answer your questions.
Toby: Yeah, you kind of do!

Caleb: [Hanna shakes her head as Lucas gives Danielle a wide berth in school cafeteria] That date is gonna be a disaster.
Hanna: Well, you're his bro-mate. Help him out.
Caleb: I tried. But he gets nauseous just talking about it. And I'm on the bottom bunk.
Hanna: He has bunk beds?
Caleb: Oh, and toys. In little boxes.
Hanna: Okay, they're collectibles.
Caleb: You know he wants us to go with him.
Hanna: I know. It's pretty lame, huh?
[their eyes meet, she looks down]
Caleb: Should we?
Hanna: No.
[then sees Lucas dashing off to locker room]
Hanna: Unless...
Caleb: Seriously?
Hanna: The kid's gonna swallow his own tongue if we don't do something.
Caleb: No, but seriously, you're gonna go out with me?
Hanna: I'm not going out with you. I'm... accompanying Lucas and Danielle, and... you happen to be doing the same thing. We'll be his wing men, or wing people, but that's it, you got it?
Caleb: Got it.
Hanna: Good.

Aria: Did you really leave a note for your Mom?
Hanna: Yeah.
[with: ]
Hanna: "Dear Mommy, I went to the woods to trap a killer."

Spencer: [secret corridor] Buildings have secrets too. Just like people.
Aria: So, the hotel doesn't know that this exists?
Spencer: I'll bet it's not on any of the blueprints.
Aria: But Sara knew.
Spencer: Yeah. How do you suppose that happened?
Aria: Long quiet chats with Charlotte?
Spencer: Mm-hmm. Come on, let's go back the way we came.
Aria: Spencer, the file cabinet...!
Spencer: What about it?
Aria: No dust.

Hanna: I want the chip, Mona. And I want it now!

Spencer: Do you have a burner phone?
Caleb: What color?

[first lines]
Spencer: Okay, so we know that Noel Kahn stole the Mary Drake file from Toby's Airstream.
Emily: How's Yvonne doing?
Spencer: She... she's okay. Toby's gonna spend some time with her.
Hanna: And then right after he got that file, he called Dr. Cochran.
Caleb: Sounds like Jenna and Noel are on the same path that we are.
Alison: Only they're ahead of us.
Emily: Yeah, but who burned us out of the storm cellar?
Spencer: Somebody who didn't want us to know that Mary Drake had a second child.
Alison: A.D.
Hanna: Noel Kahn! You guys, Noel's been in the middle of everything that's been happening to us. He clearly has more A-ness than anyone else out there.
Alison: I wouldn't have put it that way, Hanna.
Emily: Hold on, Ali, you know Noel better than any of us.
Alison: I'm not proud to say It, but you're probably right. I trusted him once, but then I realized he was spying on me for Charlotte.

Spencer: The only thing your dream is telling you is that you should be drinking warm milk before bed.

Alison: [what she thinks of her friends] No guts.
Aria: I think I liked you better when you were dead.

Spencer: Guys, Santa's not bringing me a stay-out-of-jail-free card.

Mona: [on phone] There is a blonde package waiting for you. Apartment 3B. You know the address.
Spencer: Mona?
Mona: Better hurry up. While she's still breathing.
[cradles receiver]

Hanna: I'm sick of everyone trying to tell me what they think I should do and shouldn't do to get over Caleb. It's my broken heart.

[first lines]
Emily: Can Toby tell you if it was human remains in that drum?
Spencer: [perusing magazine] Uh, they don't know. But even if he could, he probably wouldn't tell me.
Aria: Are you guys okay?
Spencer: [without looking up] We are some distance removed from okay.
Emily: I'm sorry.

Hanna: [whirling around as masked figure came up too close behind her] You know what? Do that again, and you'll leave with a bloody stump!

Alison: [visiting juvenile detention center] Listen, I drove all the way up here and just got a triple-X pat-down by security. The least you can do, is to save me the trouble of being lied to.
Toby: Why are you so convinced that it's me? I'm pretty sure Jenna would love to see your head on a stick.
Alison: [sneering tone] Jenna would be pretty happy to see anything, I imagine. Your step-sis was going through surgery when some of these were sent. Wanna know how it turned out? She's still combing her hair with an electric toothbrush.
Toby: [disdainful] You can go now.
[bumps against her shoulder on purpose as he dismisses her]
Alison: [yelling] You know, I wasn't the only one outside that garage. Why aren't you harassing my friends?
Toby: You know what? I wish I knew who wrote those notes. I'd offer my services. You and your posse deserve a lot worse.
Alison: I bet you wish you'd kissed me when you had the chance.

Spencer: Mom, I work on Capitol Hill. I know all of the traps. But you're running on a platform based on transparency... and integrity. Do not set yourself up to be blindsided once you get into the office. You know, you were the one who taught me that courage is all about having grace under fire.
[shakes her head]
Spencer: I mean, it doesn't really get hotter than this.
[chuckles]
Veronica: You're right. Thank you for reminding me why I did this.
Spencer: Mom, you're gonna make a great senator.
Veronica: No. I meant why I had kids. You get the chance to make people better than yourself.
[they hug]
Veronica: I love you.

Ella: I haven't been out on a real date since George Clooney was on "ER".

Ashley: [mother's advice re boyfriend trouble] Listen, I know you two left things unresolved...
Hanna: [dejectedly] It's resolved. He left me.

Caleb: I should have put Hanna in the car and taken off when I had the chance.
Spencer: Why didn't you?
Caleb: She would never leave you and Aria and Em. You guys are like... a band of Vikings.
Spencer: Well, less pillaging, better hygiene.

Hanna: [staring at the countdown] Time is stupid.
Spencer: [sarcastic] That's my favorite thing that you've ever said.
Hanna: How is it that after everything we've gone through, one or all of us is about to go to jail?
Emily: This time around it is kind of special.
[softly: ]
Emily: I mean, we did kill a guy.
Hanna: Did anyone notice anything different about Mona this morning?
Alison: She's Mona. Different's in her job description.
Hanna: I guess.

Aria: [entering restroom] Is everything okay?
[knocks on door of cubicle]
Aria: I know that you're in there.
Spencer: [sobbed] I'm fine.
Aria: Come on, open up the door. You're not the only one who could use a little "Team Sparia." Ezra's back.
[long silence]
Aria: Spencer, I know that you don't want a friend right now, but that doesn't mean that your friends don't need you.

CeCe: I know you won't believe me, but I love all of my dolls. That's why you are still alive.

Hanna: I promised Mona we'd always stay together. We have to figure A keeps souvenirs, right?
Emily: You mean Alison.
Spencer: Different name, same bitch.
Hanna: There has to be something in Ali's house that proves she's killed Bethany. And... Spencer didn't.
Emily: Mona just handed us a way to give you a Christmas, Spence.
Aria: And your stay-out-of-jail-free card.

Paige: [in reference to Emily's Barbarella costume] Tell me about love on your planet.

Emily: How are you? Really.
Hanna: I'm in purgatory. A condition of temporary punishment and suffering, from which I may never leave. I looked it up. Along with everything I could find on prosecuting minors and state minimums for third-degree Federal offenses. That was before they took away my Internet.

Spencer: Detective Furry... Marco!
[comes down the steps]
Spencer: Uh... Do you have a minute?
Detective: Of course.
Spencer: Um... I just really wanted to clear the air... since our, um..
Detective: Moment?
Spencer: Yeah. I obviously did not know that you were a police officer at the time.
Detective: And you have a problem with law enforcement?
Spencer: No, I...
Detective: Yeah? No?
Spencer: [both chuckle] Okay. Yeah. Uh, you're investigating my friend's husband. I wouldn't want anything to get... complicated. Not that you're at all interested in me. I just, um... Just saying.
[shakes her head]
Detective: Okay. Is there anything she can be holding back? Anything that would help the investigation?
Spencer: No. No, I think she told you everything.
Detective: Thank you.
Spencer: Yeah.
[goes on her way]

Kate: [on phone] Hanna?
Hanna: Hey. Thank you so much for not saying anything.
[checks to see nobody's listening]
Hanna: I am so sorry...
Kate: [scoffs] Don't apologize. We're practically family now.
Hanna: I... I just...
Kate: Actually, I'm sorry about what happened to your horse.
Hanna: Oh. Yeah, that's okay.
Kate: You know, training a horse is an art. You have to work with the animal. Bending its will until it knows you're its master. Taking all the fight out of it until it truly is broken.
Hanna: Um...
Kate: That's how you're gonna feel when I'm through with you. Welcome to the family... sis.
[clicks off]

Jordan: People screw up, that's why lawyers have jobs.

Andrew: [Spencer shows up unexpectedly at Decathlon practice] Uh, hello.
Spencer: Hi.
Andrew: What are you doing here?
Spencer: Oh, Andrew. I didn't recognize you in clothes.
Andrew: [shaking his head] You know you can't be here.
Spencer: Relax, moose, I'm not here to see you.

Spencer: [at night club] That's Alison. Hiding in plain sight and throwing three shows a night.
Aria: [as they enter Alison's cluttered dressing room] It looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into a room full of Rockettes.

[last lines]
[to A in a video message]
Caleb: I don't know who you are or what kind of game you think you're playing, but guess what? If you can change the rules, so can we. Goodbye.

Lieutenant: I can tell you're surprised by Detective Furey's absence.
Spencer: No, it just seemed sudden, that's all.
Lieutenant: Did it? My understanding is he was a good cop, but that here in Rosewood he seemed... distracted. Does that seem like a fair characterization?
Spencer: [shrugging gesture] I really couldn't say.
Lieutenant: Nothing in your relationship led you to believe that he was conflicted in his approach to solving the murder of Archer Dunhill?
Spencer: [earnestly] No.
Lieutenant: [comes to sit right in front of Spencer, whispering:] Furey told me everything, Ms. Hastings. From barstools to ping-pong... right before he took himself... off the case.
[Spencer avoids eye contact]
Lieutenant: I'm giving you a chance to tell the truth.
[nods]
Lieutenant: Oh, but I guess
[sighs]
Lieutenant: old habits die hard. I am impressed by how well you played him. But then again, I remember how adept you and your friends are at that sort of thing.
Spencer: That's not fair.
Lieutenant: Oh, fair is overrated. Truth is what counts.

Hanna: Uhm, uh, I was wondering... if maybe you'd help me get into Radley?
Caleb: Why would you wanna do that? This wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the fact that Mona has been moved there, would it?
Hanna: She is the only person who CeCe has reached out to.
Caleb: They're doing a psyche evaluation for a reason, Hanna.
Hanna: If Mona is helping my Mom, she's...
Caleb: No. First, A uses a sedan as a wrecking ball on Emily's house. And then Jenna shows up in a lake looking like soggy bread. And now, you wanna go to Radley and ring the bell jar?
Hanna: So you're not coming with me?
[nods]
Caleb: Hanna, listen to yourself, okay? You are so desperate that you are willing to go to the enemy for help.
Hanna: Mona is not the enemy anymore!
Caleb: You don't know that for sure! Hanna, I think it's time that you went to your parents and the cops, and you told them that A is back.
Hanna: [scoffs, shakes her head] No! No, there is no way I'm doing that! Telling them will only make it worse.
Caleb: It can't get any worse.
Hanna: God...! Just... give me some time to think this over.

Hanna: Thanks for bringing me home.
Caleb: Are you okay?
Hanna: Yeah.
Caleb: Are you sure?
Hanna: Yeah, I told you guys what happened.
Caleb: I know.
Hanna: Then why do you keep on asking me if I'm okay?
Caleb: I guess I'm waiting for an answer that I believe.
Hanna: I'm okay.
Caleb: [scoffs] Sorry, I don't buy that.
Hanna: Seriously, Caleb, you can go, all right? There's a cop right outside my door, and he's not moving.
[opens the door for him]
Caleb: Well, neither am I.
[Hanna closes the door]
Caleb: Seriously.
Hanna: [sighs] What are you talking about?
Caleb: Hanna, the last time I left you in a room alone, A.D. took you. So, I hate to break it to you, girl, but you're stuck with me.
Hanna: Well, I really wanna be left alone.
Caleb: Why? Is there somewhere you need to be?
Hanna: You are a real pain in the ass!
Caleb: So are you!
Hanna: Excuse me?
Caleb: Hanna, you don't do dishes until they mold. You eat French fries in bed, cold. You don't gas up the car until it starts beeping. You won't admit that we're meant to spend the rest of our lives together. You send food back if the waiter breathes on it funny. And you know what? There's probably milk in that fridge that's older than me.
Hanna: What did you say?
Caleb: [chuckles softly] About the milk?
Hanna: No.
Caleb: [smiles, comes nearer] I don't wanna spend another day without you. Ever, for the rest of my life.
Hanna: Like I said, you're a real pain in the ass.
[he smiles, they kiss passionately]

Spencer: Caleb doesn't know that I'm here.
Toby: If you're gonna try and get me...
Spencer: He didn't do it. Okay? He didn't leak it. He's just taking the blame.
Toby: Why?
Spencer: Because A is back.
[as: ]
Spencer: Not A exactly, uh, just some copycat version.
Toby: [softly:] What?
Spencer: Whoever this is, thinks that we know who killed Charlotte, and so they're trying to make our lives miserable because of it. And I'm really sorry, but Yvonne was just collateral damage. And Caleb didn't want to tell you, because he didn't wanna put you at risk.
Toby: [nods] Thank you for telling me.
[as: ]
Toby: How are you? Are you okay?
Spencer: Yeah, I'm okay. I just, um... I really couldn't have you thinking that I would ever judge Yvonne... for making that choice... Not after... you and I... almost had to make that choice.

Spencer: I need to stay here. I need more time.
Hanna: Time for what?
Emily: [disapproving] Hanna.
Hanna: Shuffling around in Mona's old slippers isn't going to get her any better.
Aria: Hanna, chill!
Hanna: You know what? I would not dine here if I were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron.
Aria: Moving on!
Hanna: You are not crazy. This place is.
Spencer: I'm too tired to have this fight now, guys.
[goes: ]
Spencer: I feel safe here. Those bars don't just keep you from going out, they keep other people from getting in.

Wren: [in swimming trunks, finds girlfriend's sister wearing swimwear in kitchen too] Perfect time for a Jacuzzi.
Spencer: [bikini, towel over her shoulders] I thought you guys weren't moving in until next week.
Wren: Melissa wanted to get settled before classes start.
[smiles]
Wren: You wouldn't happen to have a towel, would you?
[she tosses him the towel]

Emily: Can I help you with something?
Sydney: Sorry?
Emily: People have been staring at me and my friends all day. So take a good look, and maybe we could all get on with our lives, okay? And, yes, I know the dead girl who isn't dead anymore.
Sydney: I was just looking at your trophies.
Emily: My what?
Sydney: Your trophies. In the case. You're Emily Fields, your name's on all the trophies. I figured out who you were when I saw you talk to Paige. I'm on the team with her. I'm Sydney Driscoll.
Emily: Sorry for shouting.

Spencer: It feels like someone's ripping my brain out through my eye sockets!

Aria: [limousine has stopped, she's supposed to get out] Why are you doing this? You, Sydney, why are *you* doing this?
Sydney: Because it's no fun being on the losing team.

Ashley: [after hit-and-run, to her daughter Hanna in hospital] When they find the maniac who did this to you, I will kill him. After I kill him, I'll sue him.

Mona: You can tell Ali you love her in front of me, Em. That hasn't been a secret since we were in Brownies.

Spencer: [Jenna's crying] Look at that.
Emily: Pretending to be Sara's best friend.
Spencer: Didn't they just meet?
Hanna: Performance of the century.

Alison: I did it for Aria. I only kill when we need food. Or when I'm bored.

Spencer: You bought him groceries?
Aria: It was not groceries.
[holding: ]
Aria: It was two sandwiches. And believe me, I'm still paying for it. You should have seen the look that he gave me.
Spencer: Well, he's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: [shrugs] I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby-squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.
Spencer: I did. But I don't think that I meant to.

Alison: [text message] It's from A!
Ezra: What does it say?
Aria: "Did you miss me, bitches?"
Emily: It can't be. Shana's dead!
Hanna: Where's Toby?
Spencer: I don't know...!

Spencer: And also, you were right, by the way. I did have fun last night. But I also have boundaries. And getting to go to college is maybe my best chance to get out of this town, so I really don't want to ruin it.
Jonny: I get it, I do. Believe it or not, I have boundaries too.
Spencer: Really?
Jonny: At least I'm trying to.

Detective: [still in interrogation room] Are you okay?
Spencer: That's sort of like setting fire to my house and then asking me if I'm too warm.
Detective: Spencer, I can't help you unless you tell me the truth.
Spencer: Really? You wanna pull good cop / bad cop on me?
Detective: Please. You're standing on quicksand. The more you struggle, the faster it's gonna pull you under. I'm offering you a rope. Take it.

Spencer: [to Aria] C'mon, we're Team Sparia.

Hanna: [car's missing] Tell me this is a nightmare. It's gone!
Aria: No, it, it can't be gone. We must just be in the wrong place.
Hanna: No, I remember covering it up and putting it by the tree.
Aria: The tree? Hanna, look around you. It's all trees, we're in a forest.
Hanna: No, I put it by this tree because it looked like... one of those trees that those... those little men would live in.
Aria: Hanna, just think, all right? Are, are you sure that we came in from this direction?
Hanna: You know, those little men with, like, the ears and...
Aria: We'll be okay, we just... we need to retrace our steps, okay?
Hanna: Keebler Elves!
[Aria shines torch around desperately]
Hanna: Oh, my God.
[pants]
Hanna: I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
Hanna: It's got to be here. We just hid it really, really well.
Hanna: We lost the car! We lost the damn car, Aria!
Aria: Hanna, cars don't just up and drive themselves.

Jenna: We all make mistakes. Remember, I'm still paying for yours.
Hanna: [after Jenna leaves, whispers:] Sick.
Aria: For all we know, she wrote that story.
Emily: And we still don't know how Ali got the video.
Spencer: Yes, we do. That video was Alison's insurance policy... and she cashed it in the day that she got it.
Aria: Which means she was with Ian when she found it.
Spencer: And she couldn't wait to play that video for Jenna. God, do you remember how happy Ali was when she came back from that trip? I think it's because for her, the Jenna thing was over.
Hanna: [smirks] Nice of her to share the safety net with us.
Emily: "Wait for it, girls. Wait for it!"
Spencer: Wait for what?
Emily: That's what Ali said when we met her at the taxi. Maybe that's what we were waiting for.
Aria: Do you remember at Alison's funeral when we were all wondering why Jenna was there? If she's telling the truth, Jenna came back because she could.
Hanna: And Ali's the one who got buried.

Aria: [they found a feather in Melissa's closet] It matches the one Hanna found at the masquerade ball.
Hanna: You know what they say: "If the feather fits..."
Aria: Hanna, it's "the shoe". "If the shoe fits."
Hanna: Whatever. Melissa's A.
Spencer: I know that she looks suspicious, okay? But we're still just guessing.
Hanna: Well, it's a guess I'm willing to take.
Aria: Me too.

Hanna: Hey...
[as he toys with his fries]
Hanna: Can I have some of those?
Lucas: Have them all. I may never eat again.
Hanna: Ugh.
[rejects]
Hanna: The rat fall in the fry oil again? Because last time...
Lucas: It's not the food. It's... Danielle.
Hanna: Yearbook Danielle? What's wrong?
Lucas: What's right? Ever since you helped me score a date with her, my stomach has been like... a rat fell in my fry oil. I'm completely off my game.
Hanna: Lucas, you don't have a game.
[scoffs]

Alison: Friends share secrets, that's what keeps us close.

Emily: I'm telling you, guys, that bitch wasn't Stockholmed.

Spencer: All of us? What does your Mom want with all of us?
Emily: Well, I think she's mostly asking Ali.
Alison: It's not like your Mom. She's a planner.
Hanna: Okay, I'm pretty sure Emily's Mom is not one of Mona's secret ninjas. Are we supposed to be suspicious of everyone now?
Alison: Saves time.

Spencer: [school hallway] I can't believe this is happening.
Hanna: Do you want us to talk to them for you?
Spencer: [whiny] No.
Emily: Who?
Hanna: Spencer's parents think she's nuts.
Spencer: [hastily correcting:] Unstable. And why should they believe me? I mean, we have no proof. I'm the girl who cried wolf.
Hanna: Yeah, and the wolf is living in your backyard.
Spencer: Right, that is why I needed to get into Room 214.
Hanna: [to Emily] Spencer thinks Jenna has a room at the Edgewood Motor Court.
Emily: Did you say 214?
Spencer: And I saw the bag that Ian gave her. It's in the room.
Hanna: Okay, I think we should take a break from playing Charlie's Angels. I don't wanna spend another night at the Rosewood PD.
[Spencer runs off]
Hanna: And there goes Lucy Liu.

Hanna: Who did you think it was, Holbrook? Look, Alison, this isn't a visit. I came here to tell you one thing: GIve up. I still know you. At least some of you. And I know that at every turn you've chosen to fight. But just this once... Don't.
Alison: I already have given up. That's why I'm here. I could have thrown you all under a bus, but I didn't. I kept my mouth shut. Do I get a thanks for it?
Hanna: What are we supposed to thank you for? Framing Spencer? Putting a knife in Mona?
Alison: What knife? Look, if I'm as clever as everyone thinks that I am, wouldn't I have given myself a better alibi than my brother?
[Hanna gets up, goes to cell door, Ali gets up as well]
Alison: You wanna know where I was... for those missing hours on Thanksgiving? I was waiting for Cyrus. I got a message from him asking to meet. He got me freaked out, and I was worried that he was gonna expose our deal, so I went. I waited for hours for him, and he never showed! It was only when I heard that Mona was missing that I realized that this was just... a trap set by A. I would never be able to explain that to the police. I couldn't even tell my own father. But he lied for me anyway. And if I was A... why would I let this happen to me?
Hanna: I don't know. But I do know that if you are A, you're counting on that last little shred of me that gives a damn about what happens to you. And you shouldn't.

Hanna: I'm okay. I went to the funeral. Wilden's.
Ashley: And how was that?
Hanna: Weird. I mean, I... I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that.
Ashley: I hope not. Then you'll have to see him again.

Hanna: [approaching, wearing dazzling blood-red mini-dress] So, Mom, I need your opinion.
Ashley: Absolutely not.
Hanna: What?
[shrugs]
Hanna: I haven't even asked you yet.
Ashley: Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicky Minaj concert.
Hanna: So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?

Alex: I didn't know about you, I didn't know about Charlotte. I didn't even know about Mary Drake. At first I thought Wren was putting me on. But then he pulled out his phone, showed me a picture. I still don't know why... but I started to cry.
Spencer: So he just... ran into you? In a bar?
Alex: I was in shock. And I had a list of questions a mile long. It took Wren days to tell me everything he knew. But I've never felt so close to someone so fast. And he felt the same way. Melissa was already out of the picture. She was dating some composer. So he was fair game. Yeah, I guess you could say he has a type. You know, first her, then you, then her. Then me!
[Spencer looks down]
Alex: Yeah, it's a lot to process. Would you like a sedative?
Spencer: Is Wren a part of this? The threats, the torture, your twisted board game.
Alex: [rises] After Charlotte died, I needed closure. I wanted it on my own terms. Wren let me come to Rosewood alone 'cause he knew that I would come back to him. And after I found out who killed Charlotte, that's just what I did.
Spencer: Yet here you are.
Alex: Now, I know this isn't fun for you, but it is *very* exciting for me.
[chuckles]
Alex: You see, I've been dying to meet you.
[stands bent over Spencer, who lunges at her]
Alex: Whoo!
[jumps back, laughs]
Spencer: [shackle made her fell, gets up] Damn... You could have just called.
Alex: [merrily enjoying herself] That is such a classic Spencer line!
[cackles]
Alex: Oh, I'll be sure to use it!
Spencer: If I'm in here because you're pretending to be me, my friends are gonna figure it out! You're never gonna pull this off!
Alex: [husky voice] I've already pulled it off.

Detective: [was talking to Spencer in his office when Jenna came tapping in] We're not alone now, Miss Marshall.
Jenna: I know, I can hear her breathe. Hello, Spencer.

Hanna: Spencer, stop.
[shakes her head]
Hanna: Look, we know this has been... a problem for you before.
Spencer: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
[they show her the file]
Spencer: Where did you get this?
Aria: Ezra. He's worried about you.
Spencer: [all stressed out] You're kidding me, right?
[to: ]
Spencer: And you two didn't tell her? He's A, Aria! And Ezra is Board Shorts. He tried to kill Ali and he's been torturing us ever since!
Emily: Spencer, can we please stick to the subject of you right now?
Spencer: How can you not see what's happening right now? He's trying to undermine me. He's being... being A!
[panting,: ]
Spencer: Please tell me you see what's happening here!
Aria: Ezra said that... he found you passed out in school today. You were barefoot, you were in your pajamas, and you didn't even know where you were. Spencer, is that... is that true or is that not true?

Emily: We have three hours to find out who A is before A finds us.

Spencer: [talking on phone while merrily munching on very suspicious cookies] My mother's just sitting on my chest. She's still on my case about this stupid valedictorian thing.
Aria: Why don't you just say yes?
Spencer: Because it's a pity toss, that's why. I've been gone for over a month. She probably offered to buy them a planetarium.
Aria: Just do it. Please, just give me a freaking reason to go to graduation.
Spencer: Oh, really? Now you wanna go to graduation? Hasn't your Dad excused you from ever having to set foot in school again? I have to run.
Aria: What's happened?
Spencer: My Mom just got back from Curves, and I'm not having this argument with her after she pumped iron. Call you later, okay? Bye.

Spencer: [to Emily and Aria] The truth will set you free, but first it turns you inside out. Come.
Emily: Where to?
Spencer: Mona's house.

Aria: [re Ezra] He thinks that he's the reason that I didn't have this perfect high school experience. Is that even a thing? Does anybody have that?
Emily: I don't know.

Aria: She's a mess. She can barely move. She's got this wicked bruise on her shoulder. She landed on a huge rock.
Hanna: Why didn't she land on Mona?
Aria: Hanna, the car tried to flatten me and Mona. If Emily hadn't jumped in, we would have been roadkill. Seriously, if A's new plan is to pick off the tiny ones in the herd...
Hanna: Okay, we're not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well, I've been crated. What does that make me?

Spencer: [following coordinates trying to find burial spot] Okay, I think we have to go left up here, and then it's not much further.
Aria: [suffering through woods] Yeah, well, 'not much further' in these... heels is like a marathon in flats.

Jenna: [passes the girls] Whisper, whisper, whisper. It almost feels as if Alison is still here.

Emily: Can we stop talking about Shana for a minute? We need to concentrate on Hanna.
Spencer: Yeah, you're right.
Aria: [entering kitchen with plate of food Hanna rejected] Good. You two are talking. Now, if we could only get Hanna to eat.
Spencer: We could order those mozzarella sticks from The Brew. She loves those.
Emily: The Brew can't deliver the one thing she really wants... her Mom.
Aria: This stuff's getting rock-hard.
[going to throw it away]
Spencer: No, don't throw it out. Maybe Hanna's Dad will eat it when he gets back.
Emily: Or we can use it to chisel Mrs. Marin out of jail.
Aria: Hmm, I don't think that will go down so well with her arraignment. Hey, what's going on with that anyway? Has Hanna said anything?
Emily: Only that her Dad won't take her to any of the meetings with the legal team.
Spencer: Well, I'll see what I can find out. Look, it's getting late. Why don't you two head home? And I'll see that Hanna gets something to eat before her Dad gets back. It's time to bust out the big guns... Cake frosting and a spoon.
Aria: I'm... good to stay.
Emily: Me too. The only way we're gonna get Hanna through this is together.
[they all join hands]
Spencer: So where is she anyway?

Hanna: [sitting down next to intoxicated Emily] My feet hurt. My brain hurts. Everything hurts. Scoot over.
[nudges her, takes her place, notices flask]
Hanna: Hey, where'd you get that?
[takes it from her]
Hanna: This is mine.
Emily: I helped myself.
Hanna: [up-ending it, finds nary a drop] To all of it?
Emily: Why are you dancing with Lucas?
Hanna: What do you mean?
Emily: You're torturing him. You know he worships you, and you're never gonna look at him that way.

Emily: [at hospital, where Toby is recovering] How dare you come here?
Jenna: [smiles] Emily. I'd ask you the same thing.
Emily: I'm Toby's friend.
Jenna: Well, there was a time when you wanted to be more than that. Good thing he didn't feel the same way, or... things would be awfully confusing with Maya, wouldn't they?
Emily: [smirks] You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Ooh, careful, Emily. Misplaced anger can be dangerous.
Emily: Misplaced?
[behind them, Spencer steps out of elevator]
Jenna: [raises her voice] You should have left him alone. You all should have left him alone. You know how everyone close to you gets hurt.
[Spencer overhears]
Emily: Are you threatening me? Here? Today?
Jenna: [grins as she shakes her head] I'm just stating a fact. Excuse me.
[brushes past]
Jenna: Spencer.
[goes off]

Emily: That's what you're thinking about? I'm having dreams about our friend having her head shaved, and you're looking...
Hanna: I have lots of other things that are keeping me awake at night, okay, Emily? If the car I dunked suddenly learns how to float...
Emily: If Wilden's looking for his car, then he's not A. And besides, cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims could have driven here.

Hanna: [after Aria's revelation] Ah, my head hurts just as much as my leg now.

Emily: Another Jason dream?
Aria: God, what I wouldn't give for just a nice, simple nightmare. Something with a lot of spiders.

Hanna: [more proof needed that electronic chips were implanted] Why can't we just hand in our heads?

Emily: [as they search for storm shelter with flashlights] So, Noel Kahn stole Mary's Radley file and is shacking up with Jenna.
Spencer: Well, we don't know if they're together, but he definitely has in-and-out privileges in her hotel room.
Emily: Maybe he's the reason Sara Harvey slipped in the shower.
Hanna: There's nothing here.
Emily: Cellars are below ground, Hanna.

Pam: [on Aria's pink hair] What kind of mother would I be if I let you run around looking like a goth? I mean, that kind of lifestyle might fly in Europe, but it's not going to get you very far here in Rosewood.
Emily: Not everyone dreams of making it in Rosewood, Mom. Some people dream of making it out.

Mona: [runway practice] Hold!
[music stops]
Mona: I said no flats, Becky. I need to be one hundred percent sure you can walk in heels.
Spencer: [annoyed] Mona... take it easy.
Mona: [snaps command] Reset!
Spencer: [music resumes] I think I feel a migraine coming on, so I'm just...
[gets up]
Spencer: gonna take a quick break.
[storms off]
Hanna: [to Aria and Emily] Do any of you guys have an extra ticket for tonight?
Aria: Did you change your mind about Caleb?
Hanna: It's for my Dad.
Emily: He's still in town?
Hanna: Yup, and he's in no rush to get home to Isabel.
Aria: What does that even mean? There's no way your Mom and Dad are getting back together.
Mona: Aria Montgomery! Less talking, more walking!
[points: ]
Mona: Um... Are your legs always that short?
[Aria frowns]
Spencer: [to Toby, seething] Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail. And I just... I...
[nearly chokes]
Spencer: I wanna grab it and yank it really, really hard.

Aria: Mom, what are you doing here?
Ella: Oh, I tried calling you, but your phone must be turned off for the test.
Aria: Why are you here?
Ella: Well, they called and said they needed proctors. I'm on the sub list.
Aria: You are? Since when?
Ella: Well, since they cut my hours at the gallery and I'm paying rent to live above it. I filled out an application last Monday.
Aria: What, to teach? Why didn't you tell me?
Ella: Well, sweetie, I was going to when you came over for dinner, but then you canceled on Monday... and Tuesday, and then on Wednesday.
Aria: Yeah, this week's been intense.
Ella: I understand. I just, you know, I would like to see you in the flesh. But you don't really plan on ever coming over, do you?
Aria: I can't. Look, if I did, it'd be like saying I'm okay with you and dad living apart.
Ella: But we are.
Aria: I know! Just 'cause you were ready for this doesn't mean that I am. I gotta get back to the library.

Caleb: The rich girls steal. The pretty girls lie. The smart girls play dumb. And the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above.

Spencer: I don't know how much more of this A I can handle. I mean, I survived Mona with straight A's, and now, I'm, like, failing everything, even physics.
Emily: Spence, it's gonna be okay. And... a B is far from failing.
Spencer: B is for bad.

Hanna: Spence. Did you show your sister the mask yet?
Aria: Morning, Hanna.
Hanna: Hi.
[to: ]
Hanna: Did you?
Spencer: Not yet.
Hanna: What are you waiting for? We can't just let her get away with it because she's your sister, Spencer.
Spencer: Whoa!
Aria: Take it down a notch.
Spencer: That mask puts Melissa at the studio. Right now, that's all it does.
Hanna: She's leaving town, and she's about to pin it on my Mom before she goes.
Aria: If she's A...

Hanna: Yeah, anxiety dreams. In mine, usually there's always a piece of gum in my hair. And I just keep pulling and pulling until I'm bald.
Spencer: Academic Decathlon. I show up to state finals with my underwear on the outside.

Hanna: If anyone saw me going into that building last night, I am so hosed.

Spencer: [big black box tied with bright-red ribbon] It was here when I got back from the Lost Woods. That's when I called everybody.
Aria: Guys, Noel is dead. Jenna is wandering around in the dark. This... can't be real.
Alison: Noel's dead, but somebody else is out there.
Hanna: Out there and just as crazy.
Aria: You think Jenna and Noel were working for somebody else?
Spencer: Or Jenna and Noel had a twisted scheme all their own, and we mistakenly assumed that they were A.D.
Emily: Sara said we were all looking for the same thing.
Aria: What's inside?
Hanna: We were waiting for you.
Aria: Oh, golly, you didn't have to do that.