The Best Mr. Glascott Quotes

Adam: Mr. Glascott, come quick! It's an emergency!
Mr. Glascott: It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
Adam: Barry started a fire on the stage!
Mr. Glascott: Damn it, it does matter! It matters a lot!

Mr. Glascott: Thanks for coming in, Mr. Goldberg, I wanted to address this teacher's lounge breach head on.
Murray: Couldn't this have been a phone call?
Mr. Glascott: Believe me, I don't want to be here either, cause after school, I go to the mall with my parrot and people treat me with respect. Her name is Feather Locklear, a real head turner.
Adam: Look, I'm sorry I used the fax, but I just want to reach my girlfriend.
Murray: Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable! You're a guidance guy, guide him, tell him long-distance relationships don't work.

Mr. Glascott: [to Beverly] Teachers only.
Principal: The blonde lady stays. Someone is parked in my space.
Beverly: This will not stand.
Mr. Glascott: I have to go move my car.