The Best Only Murders in the Building, Season 2, Episode 10 Quotes

Will: Dad, if you're not my father, I don't know what a father is.

- The thing is, before I became one of the most talked about people in the country...
- I had a pretty ordinary life.
- Ordinary, that is, if you assume most ordinary people are pretty miserable.
- Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption.

- What turned me into a creature of the night.
- Let me tell you.

- Gut Milk Lite.
- It's got all the flavor of Gut Milk and none of the unexplained crunch.
[sighs] Wow.
- Two murders back-to-back.
- Yep.
- Now we can start talking to each other like people and not just about murders.
- Right.

- MAYOR TIPTON: Well, maybe tomorrow.
- You're not always gonna be able to say no to me.
Cinda: [on podcast]
- "I need to get out of here," were the last words
- Elizabeth Davies wrote in her journal only five days before her left hand was found in her own mailbox.

- No, that's the word I was looking for.
- Unravels like a mystery.
- Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best.
- Have both of you had strokes or have I?
- God!
- This is really not feeling like a finale yet.
- Is it?

Oliver: [slow-motion]
- It... is... indeed...
- Why are you moving in slow-motion?
- Who's... going... slow?
- Who... us?

- You're okay, buddy. You're okay.
- Oh!
- Oh...
- Charles...
- Jesus Christ.
- Please tell me you got all that.

- Because I just might, Oliver.
- I'm warning you.
- No, see, now, that is an interesting color.
- Places! Break a leg, Ben.
- That's a pretty good option, too.
- Oh. [laughs] Well, anyway.
- Okay, so I just--
- Fun out there...

- I can't believe this.
- Right? What a year, huh?
- Yeah. Well, any year without a murder is a good one in my book.
- Okay. Fasten your seat belts.
[grunts] Hey, honey.
- So proud of you.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you...

- But Bunny would have ordered the cake from Sherman's on 92nd.
- True.
- She sure would have.
- Okay. We only have an hour.
[sighs] And if we pull this off,
- I swear to each and every person in this room that Charles will buy you the cake of your choice!

- I'm the pro here. Alright, you don't have to worry about me.
- Be smart.
- Stay away from her.
- Why?
- What are you gonna do?
- Ben...
- I know what you did.