The Best Principal Hobson Quotes

Karl: You called me down here for this? It's a kid playing with a soccer ball.
Susan: It's a head and he's stabbing someone with a sword.
Karl: Well maybe it was in self defence!
Principal: Mr Mayer, generally when kids exhibit this type of behaviour, there's a problem
[phone rings]
Principal: excuse me.
[looks at phone]
Principal: I have to take this, sorry.
[walks out of the room talking on the phone]
Karl: Thanks for ratting out my kid on his first day!
Susan: It's not my fault. I showed this to the school pyschologist, she gave it to the Principal. My hands are tied!
Karl: So right away it's Evan's fault? Did you ever consider that he didn't understand the assignment?
Susan: I told the class to draw what made them happy! All the other kids drew kittens and rainbows! Your son drew small intestines on the end of a stick!
Karl: Let's cut to what this is really about. You hate me! And you don't want my son in your class!
Susan: That is not true!
Karl: It is to! You're still punishing me for what happened between us! you're still stuck in the past blaming me for your screwed up life!
Susan: Ok well someone call Guineus because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence!
Karl: Oh bite me!
Principal: [walks back in the room] How long was I gone?
[stares from Karl to Susan]
Susan: Uh this is nothing Mr Hobson. We're just having a difference of opinion.
Karl: Yeah. And my opinion is your teacher doesn't understand the difference between emotional problems and creativity!
Susan: Shut up Karl!
Principal: [to Susan] Excuse me. Did you just tell him to 'shut up'?
Karl: You know this is typical
[gestures with hand]
Karl: "Susan" behaviour and you wonder why no man can stay with you!
Susan: [throws paint in Karl's face as Principal Hobson looks on shocked]
[to Principal Hobson]
Susan: Would this seem any less shocking if I told you we were once married for twelve years?