The Best Suits, Season 8, Episode 16 Quotes

Robert: Samantha, how are you doing?
Samantha: Physically, I'm fine. Mentally, I am pissed the fuck off.

Eric: It's simple, really. Daniel Hardman's name for yours.
Robert: Excuse me?
Eric: I said you retire, I take Daniel on as a partner, and that is take it or leave it.
Robert: All right. Let's get to it. What the fuck is your problem with me?

Alex: [to Harvey] This says the hearing's tomorrow. They're summoning you, me, Simon, Thomas, and Donna.
Louis: Which means we have less than 24 hours to get our story straight, convince Thomas to corroborate it, and get Donna the fuck out of town.

Harvey: This isn't a jury. It's a fucking ethics board. And I did exactly what he said I did.
Louis: Harvey...
Harvey: Motherfucker!

This isn't a jury.
- It's an ethics board.
And I did what he said I did.
Harvey.
- Motherfucker!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[♪♪♪]
I said, leave me alone.

Daniel: They took my firm, Robert. It's not a judgment. That's a fact.
Robert: And from what I recall, you all but handed it to them with your indiscretions.
Daniel: And if you're here to litigate the past...
Robert: Fuck the past, Daniel.

Because you're
- Daniel goddamn Hardman,
that's why.
Okay, Robert.
You get Eric and Ellen to go in on this, I will let this go.
But if you can't...
our friendship isn't gonna stop me from taking Harvey down.

Harvey: As I see it, we have two options, the first of which involves going to Robert.
Louis: Pass.
Harvey: Look, he's the only one of us that actually gets along with Hardman. It's the only chance we have of getting him to be reasonable.
Louis: And you and I both know that there isn't a frozen dick's chance in hell that that rat is gonna be reasonable.
Harvey: Then tomorrow morning, you and I need to go in there with an offer so good, Simon has no choice but to take it and Daniel's left with nothing but a frozen dick in his hand.

Why you gotta push it?
- Now we gotta get him a watch.
Hey, do you wanna get a burger?
Sorry, Harvey.
Robert's right.
I need to get home to the woman I love.
[♪♪♪]

Goddamn it.
You told me that if we did this right,
there'd be justice.
- Where's the justice?
That son of a bitch gets off,
do you know what that makes me? A victim.
I am not a victim, Robert.

Louis: Let me guess. He fired us.
Harvey: He didn't just fire us, Louis. He hired Daniel Hardman to sue us.
Louis: Say that again.
Harvey: Simon hired...
Louis: No, tell me again that Donna put her goddamn relationship above us and now Daniel fucking Hardman is suing my firm.

but I do now.
Robert, why are you doing this?
I'm making up for what I did wrong.
Well, I'm sorry to say that that's not enough.
You hereby forfeit your license to practice law.
This matter is now closed.
[GAVEL BANGS]

Robert: I talked to Cameron Dennis. The guy's friends put him at a different location, and...
Samantha: Don't you fucking say it.

Go to him, seek him out.
And who knows?
- Over time, you might even...
Might even what?
Nothing.
[WOMAN VOCALIZING]
Come over here and give an old man a hug.

Daniel: I assume you're here to discuss my pending action against your firm.
Robert: I am. I'm also here to drink this 30-year scotch with an old friend.
Daniel: I appreciate that, Robert. But what's the saying? Never trust Greeks bearing gifts?
Robert: I look Greek to you?

Daniel: Harvey, Louis, good of both of you to come. Can I offer you a beverage?
Louis: Oh, actually, yeah. I'll take a nice, tall glass of suck a bag of dicks, because this thing's ending right now.