The Best Bob Quotes

Bob: Anyway, I've got a lot of deliveries to make. Ha-ha. Ho, ho, ho-- Ohh! Oh!
Zelda: You are not going anywhere.
Sabrina: Isn't there someone that could fill in? Like a temp service or a cousin?
Bob: Well, there's always Mrs. Claus, but I can't call her. She works for UPS. This time of year, they're real crazy.

Zelda: We have a problem. Our niece Sabrina has a case of egotitis.
Bob: Yeah, that's not your only problem.
Hilda: It isn't?
Bob: No, you've got one sorry-looking Christmas tree.

Sabrina: So if you're Santa, how come you're not chubby?
Bob: Oh, combination of cardiovascular exercise and a little weight-training. Could be that tapeworm.

Bob: Trying to recapture the spirit of Christmas, huh?
Zelda: Mm. Can you help?
Bob: I'll give it a shot. I know. Say, why don't you and I take a little trip to Christmas past? No, it's been done.
Hilda: Trust me, the trip to the graveyard is quite depressing.
Bob: Why don't you and I try to go and recapture your childhood Christmas memories? And maybe have a look at the new Chryslers.
Sabrina: You have met this guy before, right?