The Best Clyde Quotes

Clyde: You wanna end up a stain on the concrete, next to your pet?
Estefan: I'm only gonna ask you this one more time.
- Where is she?
- I'm right here.

- You're a vet. Right, man?
- Thank you for your service.
Clyde: You turned your drip off.
- What a waste.
- People would pay a fortune for a military-grade one.
- Sorry, dude. Forgot the anesthetic.