The Best Get Smart, Season 5, Episode 14 Quotes

Rodger: Vasquez is dead.
Naomi: Shall I play something?

Hannibal: [performing a radio play] That's when I picked up the knife, and threw it!
[propman Maxwell Smart fires a gun]
Hannibal: Luckily, the knife hit a gun lying on the floor and the gun fired once.
[Max fires two more shots]
Hannibal: Twice... maybe more...

Maxwell: [Max has got Lemon Meringue Pie all over the Chief] Sorry about... that, Chief. What's new?
Chief: This suit was, until I walked in.

Agent: Max, Hannibal Day wrote the script.
Maxwell: He did? I just read it, it's terrible.
Agent: Max, he's a murderer!
Maxwell: Oh. Well I knew he wasn't a writer.

Frank: Due to technical difficulties beyond our control, this half hour program is only twenty minutes long tonight.