100 Best Ice Age: Continental Drift Quotes

- Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
- When I'm dead, plus three days.
- Just to make sure I'm dead.

Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
Sid: What?
Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

- Granny!
- What are you peeping toms all looking at?
- A lady can't take a bath in peace?
- Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
- What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
- She'll outlive us all, you know that, right?
- Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.

- Welcome, brother.
- Behold, Scratlantis.

- They're going to destroy the ship.
- Come on, tiger. Swim with me.
- Sid...
- I have a snack for you.
- And she cooks, too.
- Sid, no!

- Look at me, I've wasted away.
- Okay, snack time is over.
- We got to build a raft.
- Manny.
- Wow, Shira must really hate building rafts.
- Go get her. She can help us get back.
- Shira!

Ethan: [after escaping from a collapsed tunnel] Yo, that was insane! Hey Peach, loosen up; have some fun.
Peaches: Fun! You call that fun? I'm outta here.
Steffie: Come on, I mean do you really want to go back to hanging out with a weird molehog for a week than getting along with us?
Ethan: I mean, it's bad enough that your family's half possum...
Peaches: Bad enough? There's nothing bad about being part of my family. I *like* hanging by my tail and if you geniuses are normal, the species is going to end up extinct!
[leaves]
Steffie: Ah, yeah. Well, *your* species is going to be extinct first!
Dumb: Haha, *burn*!
Ethan: We're the same species, geniuses.
Dumb: What... double burn!

- Oh, Captain Gutt!
- That's me!
- Let's rule the seas together.
- Ave, aye.

- Mr. Squint.
- Aye, sir.
- You're first mate now.
- Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cool with me, Captain.
- Out of my way, saber.
- You answer to me now.
- Gutt, listen, he's coming for the...

Flynn: [the fruit from Flynn's plate is missing] Where's my booty, has anyone seen it?
Gupta: Flynn, it's right behind you.
Flynn: [brandishing his rear in Silas' face] Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it.
Silas: Yuck, it's all I *can* see.

- Mom, this is all my fault.
- If I had just listened...
- Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?
- What if I never see him again?
- And the last thing we did was fight.
- Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met.
- He'll come back for us. That's a promise.
- Come on!
- Help me turn this thing around!

- That's my girl.
- We need to get out of here.
- Go, go, I'm right behind you.
- No!
- I'm right behind you.
- Dad!

Shira: [after Manny and the herd escape] Gutt, I can explain.
Captain: [seizes Shira by the throat] When this ends, I'll have a tiger skin hanging on my wall. I don't care whose. That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him and everything he loves.

- What are you doing?
- I've got your back.

- Wimp!
- Whiner!
- Crybaby!
- Land!
- Yeah, land! Wait, what?
- Not her. There!
- Land!
- Everyone paddle. Paddle!

Manny: Ellie, you have to get out here! Go! Go now! Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I will find you!

Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Sid: Ah, lice!
Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.

- What's he doing?
- He's going to get himself killed.
- It's okay, I can handle him.
- How cute, a hero.
- Let's see what bravery gets you.
- Gupta, give the lad your weapon.
- Nice knowing you, kid.

- Just keep your eye on the horizon.
- I can't find the horizon.
- Holy crab!

Raz: G'day Mate.

- Someone once told me, no matter what... you never leave a friend behind.
- All this sweetness is going to rot my teeth.
- If I had any.
- Our home is gone.
- Where do we go now?

- It will paralyze you.
- Oh, please. I know my berries.
- Don't... swallow.
- See, I'm fine.
- If there's one thing I know, it's berries.
- Uh-oh!

- Ellie, behind you!
- What's happening?
- Go to the land bridge!
- You'll be safe on the other side.
- No, Manny! No!
- I'll meet you there!

Manny: [lost at sea] I can't believe this, you slept through that storm?
Granny: [dismissively] Aah, I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.

Granny: [seeing the narwhals] Y'all got some ugly goldfish.

Milton: And warn the community. She tends to wander!

- Ellie!
- Manny!
- No!
- Dad!
- Peaches, get back!
- Hurry, Dad! Hurry!
- Manny!
- Diego!
- You never would have made it!

- I like hanging by my tail.
- And if you geniuses are normal, this species is going to end up extinct.
- Yeah, well, your species is going to be extinct first.
- Burn!
- We're the same species, genius.
- What? Double burn.

Sid: If I don't make it, find me a wife, and tell her I love her!

- I can see why.
- Belly flop.
- Sid!
- Let's rumba, Tiny.
- Lights out, big fella.
- Manny!

- Am I hallucinating, or is that ice coming straight towards us?
- Yeah, yeah, it's coming.
- It sounds like there's animals on it.
- Yippee!
- We're being rescued, we're being rescued!
- I hear laughter.
- Must be a party cruise.

Captain: Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching. And predictable.

Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.
Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
[coldly]
Shira: Thank you.
Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
Shira: It's a gift.

- Manny! No!
- Ellie, you have to get out of here!
- Go! Go now!
- Mom!
- Get back! Get back!

- You'll be safe with us.
- We take care of each other.
- Diego!
- I can't hold on much longer.
- Diego!
- Come with us.
- Come with me.

Squint: [throwing blades at Manny] Hit the mammoth, win a prize!

Sid: [after piloting Precious into vanquishing the pirates] Mission accomplished, Granny!
Granny: Ha, who says old ladies can't drive?

[last lines]
Ariscratle: [to Scrat, who is about to pull the plug on Scratlantis] No! Stop! Brother, rise above this base desire; be more than a rodent.

Manny: Captain Gutt... really? You know, I have a little paunch too but ah, I wouldn't name myself after it.
Captain: [mocking] That's funny; you're a funny guy. But that's not how I got my name.
[brandishes claws]
Captain: *These* got me my name!

- I don't care whose.
- That mammoth has taken my ship... my bounty ... and now the loyalty of my crew.
- I will destroy him... and everything he loves.

Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
[Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
Diego: There's your proof.
Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
[Manny throws Sid in]
Sid: I got you, Granny.
Granny: Get off of me!
Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
[Gets her back in the ice berg]
Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
[They turn around disturbed]
Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.
Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.

Captain: [to Manny and his herd] Ahoy, down there! How lucky are you? You know these waters are infested with pirates! Glad we found you before they did: Captain Gutt, here to help.

Flynn: [after the ship is sunk, Flynn flounders around in the water] They sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!
Captain: [grabs him by the trunk] Flynn! You're a sea creature, you idiot!
Flynn: [sees this] Oh! Quite, sir.
[starts swimming]

- Hold me.
- If I don't make it... find me a wife, and tell her I love her.
- We made it!
- Come on, ocean, is that the best you can do?
- Am I right, buddy?

Sid: [Raz cuts him loose so as to make him walk the plank] What, you want me to walk into the water? I can't because I ate less than twenty minutes ago and you know the rule!
Raz: [crossly] That's a myth.
Sid: [uneasily] Oh ok, as long as it's safe.

- Ta-da!
- That, they got?
- Yup, they're in.
- Great, we'll free your buddies and we can all work together... to kick a little pirate booty.

Silas: It's a huge bounty, Capitaine: four passengers ripe for the taking: One very smelly and one very plump.
Captain: In my ocean: what a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events.

Shira: Two sloths, a mammoth and a sabertooth? You sound like the start of a bad joke.
Diego: And we, saved you, so that makes you the punchline, Kitty.
Shira: Don't, call me Kitty.
Diego: Okay, I won't, Kitty.
Granny: If they kiss I'm gonna puke!

Peaches: What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight.
Ellie: Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met. He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

Captain: [extending a "hand"] Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
Manny: That's your foot.

Sid: Somebody hail a whale?

- I'm just so worried about my dad.
- Listen, we're going to get to him.
- At this pace, we'll stay ahead of the wall... and we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it.
- We're all going to survive this.
- Okay, maybe they won't.
- But everyone else, totally fine.

- We need to get to the land bridge.
- Any questions?
- Yes?
- When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
- No.
- Well, sometimes. Let's move!

Sid: Granny?
Diego: Granny?
Manny: Granny?
Sid: Come out, come out wherever you are!
Manny: Come on, Granny.
Sid: Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them!
[spits them out of his mouth]
Diego: Ugh.
Manny: Aw! I don't wanna see that. Huh?
[suddenly spots Peaches running off]
Manny: Oh, no.

Manny: Just keep your eye on the horizon!
Diego: I can't find the horizon!

- You coming up?
- I think I'm going to sleep down here tonight.
- Okay.
- Night, baby.
- Night, Mom.
- Good night, Dad.

- Hurry, Manny.
- Payback time.
- Manny!
- Ellie!
- I got this, Dad.
- Peaches, no! It's too dangerous!
- Not if you're half-possum!

Eunice: [to Sid] I never thought I would see my little baby again, we've been searching everywhere for you.
Sid: You have? I knew it, I knew it! Deep down I knew I wasn't abandoned.
Marshall: Ah, that's incorrect, we totally abandoned you.
Eunice: But we always missed you.
[sharply to Milton]
Eunice: Right?
Milton: Yeah, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah... and we just knew Sid would want to see his poor dear Granny before... her time is up.
Granny: [angrily] I'll bury y'all and dance on your grave!

- Ain't going to happen, Captain.
- I got you, Granny.
- Giddy up, let's go, let's go.
- Does anyone have floaties?
- No! No!
- My bounty!

- I told you, tubby... you shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas.
- You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh eleven tons!
- No!
- Bon voyage, monkey boy!

Sid: Holy crab!

Manny: Just keep your eyes on the horizon!
Diego: I cant find the Horizon!

Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.
[Hears whooping]
Diego: Huh?
[Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]
Eunice: I think we're almost there!
Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!
Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Uncle: Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
Uncle: Whoo-hoo!
Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!
[Diego tries to reach safety]
Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!
Marshall: Rock!
Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!
Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

- Oh, no, he's gone forever!
- Oh! There he is.
- Shore leave is over.
- Get your sorry carcasses on board now.

Sid: We met some dinosaurs. It made no sense, but it sure was exciting.

- Why are we kissing?
- Because cruises are romantic?
- Five more seconds and we'd have been goners.
- Call me.

Peaches: So tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
Manny: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

- Hey, brain trust... brace for impact.
- Guys, look.
- We're almost home!
- Buddy, I never doubted you.
- Me either.
- Except for the six or seven times
- I thought we were going to die.

Sid: Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink... well, except maybe that drop.
[dunks head in ocean and drinks water]
Sid: Mmm, that's a little...
[face shrinks]
Sid: ...Salty.

Shira: You're pretty soft for a saber.
Diego: Excuse me? I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Sid: Oh, Diego-poo! Hey, I made you another coral necklace. He keeps losing them. Hee-hee!

Louis: [after Crash and Eddie fling themselves from trees onto the ground] Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy; doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Crash: Can I tell him our secret?
[Eddie nods]
Crash: [to Louis] Come here, come here... we're very, very... stupid!
Louis: But still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about... I don't know, say imminent death!
Crash: [grabs Louis' nose] Beep.

- Peaches! It's not the end of the world.
- Whoa. Excuse me.
- I don't think that was you.
- What was that?
- I don't know.
- Stay there.
- I'll come to you.

Captain: Surrender your ship or face my fury!
Sid: Or face your furry what?
Captain: Not furry, fury!

Peaches: Oh, no! Ethan, I am so sorry! I - -Wow, you're even better-looking up close. Phenomenal.

- I'm coming, Sid.
- I got you! I got you! I got you!
- I'm coming for you, mammoth.

- Good girl. Here you go.
- Granny, can't you throw imaginary food to your imaginary pet?
- Enough already.
- We need to keep a lookout for home.
- Ignore them, Precious.
- I do.

- Go ahead make fun. He got it.
- Thank you.
- May I try?
- Yeah, knock yourself out.
- Okay, watch this.
- Sick sloths sip broth, sick sloths sip broth.

- It's a huge bounty, mon capitaine.
- Four passengers. Ripe for the taking.
- One very smelly, and one very plump.
- In my ocean?
- What a terrible turn of events.
- I love a terrible turn of events.

- A real family.
- Yeah, I'm pretty lucky.
- Here, chew this kiwi for me.
- Never again.
- Ta-da!
- Hey, sailor.
- Whoa!

- Come on, we've got to catch it before it hits open water!
- Sorry. All right, I'll hold you higher.
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Say adieu, mammoth!
- Adieu!
- Sorry, buddy.

Manny: [grabs a huge bark] Okay, snack time's over. We got to build.
Diego: Manny...
Sid: Wow, Shira must really hate building rafts.
[They spot Shira running off]
Manny: Go get her! She could help us get back!
Diego: [starts chasing after Shira] Shira!

- Did somebody hail a whale?
- So, you must be Precious.
- Mission accomplished, Granny.
- Who says old ladies can't drive?

- that you keep searching for, no, I haven't.
- Guys, look.
- Where there's birds, there's land, right?
- Hey, buddy, come here.
- No, wait, wait! Come back.
- Come back!

- They have to be here.
- Ellie!
- Peaches!
- I'm here!
- Please... she's got to be here.

Manny: Peaches, come on. Let's talk about this!
Peaches: [snapped] How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
Manny: You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to!
Peaches: Ugh! You can't control my life!
Manny: I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do!
Peaches: Well, I wished you weren't my father!
[Manny feels shocked at what Peaches angrily said, she sadly walks off]
Ellie: She's just upset, honey. Peaches, it's not the end of the world.

Uncle: [during a log ride] Hey, paws up, everybody!
Marshall: Woah! Paws down, uncle, *please*, that is nasty!

- That makes you the punch line, kitty.
- Don't call me "kitty."
- Okay, I won't...
- Kitty.
- If they kiss, I'm going to puke.
- What? Wait, no.

- Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
- Hey, paws up, everybody!
- Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
- Be careful, Milton, you're going to hurt somebody!
- Bad kitty!
- Rock!

Gastornis: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
Ellie: Uh no... well... Sometimes, Now let's move!

- Diego!
- Come on!
- Come on, move it!

- You'll know what to say to Louis.
- What's going on?
- The land bridge.
- It's gone.
- We're trapped!
- But we were supposed to meet Dad here.
- What are we going to do?

Captain: [after seeing how the hyraxes tricked him] Oh, no: it's been a diversion.
Flynn: I know; I'm having a blast.
Captain: No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship!

- She's not alone, sir.
- You don't count, Weiner.
- Yes, there's my place, and you just put me in it, thank you.
- Come on, young lady.
- We're going home where I can keep an eye on you.
- So, should I just wait here, or...

Manny: [to Gutt on joining his crew] Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey, the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding, I'll pass. No one's gonna stop me getting back to my family.

- No!
- Stop!
- Brother, rise above this base desire.
- Be more than a rodent.

Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?
Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.
Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.
Manny: I know. That's what worries me.

Captain: [in the middle of a duel] You know this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us!
Manny: Don't worry, you won't take up much space once I flatten you!

Captain: [to Shira] You're a failure. I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits!
Flynn: And a seal and a kangaroo!

Sid: My mother once told me that bad news is just good news in disguise.
Diego: Was this before she abandoned you?
Sid: Yes it was.

[first lines]
Manny: [upon hearing an earthquake] What, what was that? Ellie, did you hear that?
Ellie: I heard it, Manny; whatever it is, it's miles away.
Manny: Peaches, you all right? Where is she, no teenager is ever up early.
Ellie: Whoa! Easy, warden. She's not on lockdown.