The Best Jack Massarone Quotes

Jack: So they go through labor, big deal. Try a prostate exam.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [meeting privately] Talk to me
Jack: [referring to slang for African Americans] These fuckin ditsoon activists. Their killing me: their picketing at my place twenty four seven. Three days I'm down already
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Who?
Jack: This hard on, Reverend Herman James Jr. His an old song, not enough minorities doing the joint fitting
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You were told the joint fitters are my uncle's jurisdiction
Jack: I know but if you could pave the way and talk to your uncle? See if maybe send some guys down there and you know, make it uncomfortable for these people? Like you did with your unions before
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's gonna cost you
Jack: Besides what you're already raping me for those no show electrician jobs?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're not such a fuckin citizen when you want the construction to go your way, are ya?
Jack: Ok, ok, take it easy
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to calling the police] alright, I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, call Animal Control

Jack: [while giving him a painting of the Rat Pack] I saw this and I thought of you
Tony: [surprised] Oh, look at that
Jack: A little gift to show my gratitude for all our work together
Tony: [shakes his hand, referring to the images of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr] Thanks. Look at those guys: they had sometime
Jack: You know we're gonna finally cut the ribbon for the museum on the twenty second? Their gonna ask me to make a speech on the challenges of contemporary urban development
Jack: [after placing his order with the waitress] listen, my buddy in City Planning says they pulled the permit to turn the old bus into a mixed use but the thing is Zellman hasn't given me a number, has he said anything to you about another bid?
Tony: We don't talk much, take your hat off: relax
Jack: yeah, I just started Rogaine, do you think you can ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement?
Tony: [points to his desert] Kind of soggy if you want to know the truth
Jack: [nervously] This is federal redevelopment
Tony: I'll look into it
Tony: [after the waitress brings Jack's order to the table] So, a speech huh?
Jack: Yeah
Tony: [referring to the name of their construction project] The Museum of Science and Trucking
Jack: I just wish my mother could've seen it
Tony: Well, whenever she is, I'm sure she's proud
Jack: Actually, I do know exactly where she is and it's pretty fuckin hot
Tony: You had one of those too huh?