The Best Lucifer, Season 5, Episode 2 Quotes

- Well, it's late. We should probably just come back tomorrow morning.
- Lucifer, we don't even have a warrant.

- Haven't.
- You've already been so patient.
- I just ask that you give me a little more time.
- Of course.
- Whatever you need.
- Thank you.

- Aragorn, that's not your sword.
- I'm... I'm totally awake. I'm awake.
- I think it's time to go get some coffee, Lucifer.

- Hello, there. I'm Lucifer.
- Lucifer morningstar.
- Morningstar.
- I am the devil.
- I am a devil of my word.
- Devil.

- I love you, Lucifer.
- And I still do.
- And I meant it, too.
- I love you, Chloe.
- I've waited such a long time for this.
- Me too.

- It's more than that, isn't it?
- You're afraid of being a bad mother, aren't you?
- And why do I get the feeling you have a good reason for that.
[Chuckles] But don't worry.
- Hell's being looked after,
- I promise you.
- And the more I think about it, the more it might just stay that way.

Michael: You know that won't kill me.
Chloe: [shoots him a couple of times] Yeah, but it makes me feel better.

- Lucwen
- I'll be there in a moment, detective.
- Okay.

- Still have it on.
- I can see that.
- You know...
- Hmm...
- Once we do this...
- Things are never gonna be the same.
- I believe you're right.

- You're afraid for baby Charlie, right?
- Yes, luci. Of course I am.
- What's to stop more demons from coming up and taking my son again.
- I went back to hell for a reason.
- I was concerned too, but I'm not anymore.
- Everyone's in line. Trust me.

- I'm moving at the speed of light all day, all night well done, detective.
- I'm burning like a wildfire
- Oh, yeah, all right sit back, let me blow your mind

- But surely he wouldn't lie about something like this.
- Yeah.
- Right. No, of course, you're right. I mean, we shouldn't let our fears get the best of us.
[Inhales sharply] Okay, come here, baby.
[Maze] Decker.

- You told her who you really are?
- No! No, but I will. In time.
- See, I've decided I am not gonna break Lucifer's life...
- I'm gonna take it.
[Inhales sharply] So, if you'll excuse me.
- Yeah. That's not...

Chloe: Once I shot Lucifer to prove he was the Devil, and now I'm shooting you to prove that you're not.

Amenadiel: You're being awfully glib.
Michael: [posing as Lucifer] I'm always glib, brother.

- Nice to meet you.
- I'm Michael.
- Michael, huh?
- How do I know you're not Lucifer saying you're Michael just so I won't kick your ass?
- Lucifer doesn't lie, remember?

- You were gone for so long, and when you came back you were so different.
- I thought you didn't love me anymore.
- It doesn't matter where I am.
- Here, the moon, Mars.
- It does not matter.
- There is nothing that would change the way that I feel about you.
- Even if I am in prison?
- Nothing.

- I'm a warrior won't hold back nobody's gonna bring me down
- LAPD, get out of the car.

- you've changed.
- But it would be so strange if you hadn't.
- I think it's time that I accept that.
- See you at the precinct?
- Right.
- Okay.

- You were put here on earth only for him, to be his little plaything.
- Now, isn't that special?
- I don't believe you.
- It's time for you to go.
- Get out!

- You know, you seem more like your regular self tonight.
- Do I?
- Mm-hmm.
- Donovan glover?
Chloe: LAPD!
- Oh. [Clears throat]
- I don't believe he heard you.

- but the ones from the red 2 Mars project, look, nada.
- Those must be built into the suit.
- You think change would be considered an improvement?
- Definitely. Yeah.
- Okay. I might have an idea of where the old suit came from.
- Lucifer, let's go. Yeah.
- Right, right.

[Softly] Lucifer. Lucifer!
- Where are you?

- How could you?
- After everything we have been through, lucwen how could you go home without me?
[Straining] I'm not Lucifer!
- I'm not Lucifer!
- I'm not Lucifer!

Chloe: [talking about Lucifer] In fact, I think it's time for us to take our relationship to the next level.
Mazikeen: Are you saying you're going to bone him?

- I think it's time for us to take our relationship to the next level.
- Are you saying you're gonna bone him?
- I mean, hopefully, it's like a little more romantic than that.
- But, yeah. Um...
- I think we've waited long enough.

- All on my lonesome.
- I'll see you later, detective.
- Was that an invitation?
- Don't ask me.
- The guy's a freaking enigma.
- Hmm.

Michael: Lucifer finally does what he's supposed to do, without whining about it, and he gets praised. He rebelled against Dad. Almighty God, for god's sake.

Sharon: I did not stab her in her sorry space ass.

- that you're pissed at my brother.
- Join me.
- Lure him back up here, and then you can kick the real Lucifer's ass.
- Or, you could just keep beating up pianos.
- It's your choice.

- Oh, I love your bracelet.
- Did you make that?
- Uh, no. No, it's amethyst.
- Cleansing my chakra.
- Ah, well, good luck with that.
- Thanks, man.
- See? Lucifer 2.0.

- see the atoms synchronize right before your eyes let's atomize
- Disassemble, pull apart take it from the start let's atomize...

Chloe: Maze, I know what you're trying to do.
Mazikeen: You do?
Chloe: Yeah. And you suck at it.
Mazikeen: I do?
Chloe: Yeah. Oh yeah. You're trying to apologize in your very awkward demon way.
Mazikeen: I am?