The Best Madge Quotes

Madge: Some guys can never love any woman but their mother... and some never had a mother who loved them.

Gil: Well, howdy! I was wondering: Do you carry adult diapers?
Madge: Oh, we sure do! What are you: About a 34 or a 36?
Gil: Well... they're not for me.
Madge: [she looks at Nick Stokes and smiles] Well, aren't you lucky to have such a nice daddy?