The Best Mephistopheles Quotes

Garçon: Oh, Monsieur Bob, you sure drink and drink like a glamorous role model. Oh I wish I could drink as much as you.
Monsieur: Well, just remember, it doesn't matter how much you drink, only that you drink as much as you can.

Mephistopheles: But it's more or less customary for me to cheat mortals in this way. By observing only the letter of the agreement. For example, I'll give someone eternal youth, and then have them sentenced to life imprisonment. That sort of thing. It's standard. I'm the Devil!