The Best MJ Quotes

- Whoa.
- "Boh" is my new superpower.
- It's like the anti-"aloha."
- I was born to say this word.
- So, what's in the bag?
- Oh, uh... Boh.
- Nice.
MJ: Whoa, cool.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Ned: What-What's happening?
MJ: Peter, what is it?
- Are you getting the tingle thing?
- Is the tingle happening?
- Is your tingle tingling?

Happy: I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ: Who are you?
Happy: I work with Spider-Man!
Flash: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy: I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!
[jet is suddenly destroyed]
Happy: New plan!

- Andiamo!
MJ: There you go.
- When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
- When you're in Venice, your socks get wet.
- What's up, Flash Mob?
- How you guys doing?
- I'm here in St. Marco Polo's... Oh!
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?

Peter: Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.
MJ: Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.

MJ: Oh, here's a good one.
[reading from a magazine]
MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
Peter: Stop, come on.
MJ: Yes, my spider lord.

Peter: MJ, I...
MJ: ...am Spider-Man?
Peter: No. Of course not!
MJ: I mean it's... kind of obvious.

- come hell or high water.
- Hi. My name is Peter Parker.
- You don't know me, but I, uh...
- Hi, my name is Peter Parker, and you don't know me, but you...
- Okay, come on.
MJ: No way.
- Hard to believe, isn't it?

Flash: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die?

MJ: Want to go in, on a pair?
Peter: You mean like sit next to each other?
MJ: Yeah.
Nick: [in Peter's earpiece] Parker, you in position?
Peter: No...
MJ: [Thinks Peter is rejecting her] Okay... no?
Nick: [In Peter's Earpiece] Why the hell not?

Spider: Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
Doctor: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
MJ: [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
Doctor: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.

- Did you guys see that?
MJ: Um, no.
Ned: It's-It's really dark.

MJ: Ned?
- Ned!
- Hey!
- MJ!
- Peter?
- Ned!
- Peter!
- Hey!
- Are you okay?
- We're okay!

MJ: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
MJ: Well then you're Spider-Man.

Flash: [about Mysterio] He's all right. He's no Spider-Man.
MJ: What is it with you and Spider-Man?
Flash: What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He's inspires me to be a better man.
[Peter walks into the room]
Flash: What's up, dickwad? I thought you drowned.