Top 20 Quotes From Happy Hogan

Happy: I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.

Happy: Hey, sorry I'm late.
May: Happy! Hey.
Happy: Oh, you look lovely.
May: Thank you, you too.
Happy: Thank you. New dress?
May: Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.
Happy: It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
May: I see.
Spider: What just happened?

Happy: [after throwing a shield like Captain America at a drone but misses badly] How does Cap do that?

Happy: [To the children he is protecting] No-one dies on my watch.

Happy: I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ: Who are you?
Happy: I work with Spider-Man!
Flash: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy: I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!
[jet is suddenly destroyed]
Happy: New plan!

Happy: Just when you thought thing couldn't get any worse... we have to go to Jersey.

- Yes, that evolves and grows like any other.
- I still don't know where it's going to go.
- Open to wherever it might lead.
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...
- We'll always be friends, no matter what.
- I'm gonna go because I've got a date.
Happy: Because we all are interconnected.
- Bye.
May: We are.

Happy: Nobody could live up to Tony, not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

Happy: You handle the suit. I'll handle the music.
['Back in Black' by AC/DC plays]
Peter: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!

Peter: Happy, is that you?
Happy: Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!
Peter: Stop! Tell me something only you would know!
Happy: Only I would know... Uh... Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles but I could tell by the price that it was an adult film at the front desk, and you didn't know how I knew...
Peter: Ok ok! Stop!

Flash: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die?

Pepper: Where's the kid?
Happy: He left.
Pepper: Everybody's waiting.
Tony: You know what? He actually made a really mature choice. It just surprised the heck out of us.
Pepper: Did you guys screw this up?
Tony: [points at Happy] He told the kid to go wait in the car.
Pepper: Are you kidding me? I've got a room full of people in there waiting for some big announcement. What am I gonna tell them?
Tony: Think of something. How about, um... Hap, you still got that ring?
Happy: [pretends to search his pockets] Do I... I, uh...
Tony: The engagement ring!
Happy: [smirks] Are you kidding? I've been carrying this since 2008.
[takes out the ring and holds it up]
Tony: Okay.
Pepper: I think I can think of something better than that.
Tony: Well, it would buy us a little time.
[Pepper kisses Tony]
Tony: Like we need time.

- Will you get off your phones for five minutes?
- I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?
- Peter?
- What?
- Is that...?
Happy: Is that here?
- Um...

Happy: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt!

Happy: Anything else, boss?
Tony: I'm good, Hap.
Pepper: No, I'll be just... another minute.
Tony: I lost both the kids in the divorce.

Tony: I miss you, Happy.
Happy: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.

Peter: What's your password?
Happy: Password.
Peter: No, what is your password?
Happy: Password. The word spelled out.
Peter: You're head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy: I don't feel good about it either.

Peter: Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy: Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.

Peter: Uh, I have like a sixth sense.
Happy: The Peter-Tingle!

Happy: Heads-up. Nick Fury's calling you.
[Peter notices his phone ringing]
Peter: I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.
Happy: Answer the phone.
Peter: Why?
Happy: Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.
[Peter declines Fury's call]
Happy: You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter: I gotta go.
Happy: You do not ghost Nick Fury!