100 Best Spider-Man: Far from Home Quotes

- You made your choice.
- And all you had to do was step aside.
- And now you have...

Peter: Uh, I have like a sixth sense.
Happy: The Peter-Tingle!

Peter: Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

Nick: If another person touches that door, you and I will be attending another funeral.

Mysterio: You are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit. I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in. I control the truth; Mysterio *is* the truth!

- Why aren't these drones firing?
- You're in the strike zone.
- The chance of getting hit iS...
- No, fire all the drones now!

Mr. Dell: Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. They joined forces like the Power Rangers.
Mr. Harrington: You're thinking of Voltron.
Mr. Dell: Who?
Mr. Harrington: Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!

- Get on that jet.
- You work for Spider-Man?
- I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man.
- New plan. Into the Tower.
Betty: What?
- Happy, are you okay?
- We're okay. Just get Beck.
- BECK: EDITH, target Spider-Man.
- Copy.
- I'll just kill the kids myself.

Peter: How could you do all of this?
Quentin: You'll see, Peter. People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.

- Finally.
- Hey, William, how we doing?
- Illusion almost back up.
- I don't know how you're gonna spin this.

- FURY: Parker!
- Okay, I'll Shut up.
- Oh, my God, babe, isn't this beautiful?
- Yeah, it's real beautiful, babe.
- What's wrong?
- You know, honestly, I just...
- I don't do well with big crowds, so maybe we should...
- I have the perfect thing. Come on.

Happy: Heads-up. Nick Fury's calling you.
[Peter notices his phone ringing]
Peter: I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.
Happy: Answer the phone.
Peter: Why?
Happy: Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.
[Peter declines Fury's call]
Happy: You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Peter: I gotta go.
Happy: You do not ghost Nick Fury!

- Yeah, she's pregnant.
- Oh, yeah?
- MAN: Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Night Monkey. Yeah.
- You guys okay?

- EDITH.
- Yes, Quentin.
- Access files to Peter Parker's class trip.
- I need them to fly home from London.

Peter: Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him.
Happy: Yeah, I miss him too. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know you were gonna be here after he was gone.

- Wanna see the video?
- Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie.
- Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.
- Oh, you have a dual-headphone adapter.
- We can watch together.
- WOMAN [OVER PA]: Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking.
- Our flight time will be eight hours,
- 49 minutes to Venice, Italy.

- Oh.
- Oh!

- You got me?
- I got you.
William: Boss, the illusion is coming apart.
- I see you.
- EDITH, give me protection.
- Copy.

- I got to go.
- Wait, wait, wait. The projector.
- You're gonna need this.
- Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
- Anyone who knows is in danger.
- So you know too.
- It's cool.
- I've known first, and I've known longer, but it's not a competition.

- Peter, those were the words of a boy.
- And that boy met a woman.
- A very strong and powerful woman.
- And now that boy's a man.
Betty: Babe?
- Coming, babe.
- There's nothing in there. I swear.

Flash: Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except that it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.

- He made you an Avenger.
- I need that.
- The world needs that.
- Maybe Stark was wrong.
- Was he?
- The choice is yours.

- The Peter-tingle.
- That's what you're talking about, right?
- It's not working, though.
- I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
- It is working.
- I don't know if it's working...
- So you got the Peter-tingle.
- That's the plan.
- I'm gonna go get your friends.
- You get that Peter-tingle back online.
- I got this.

- It's Broek op Langedijk.
- Hang on. Could you say that into there?
- Hi. It's Broek op Langedijk here.
- Yeah, no problem. Ha-ha.
- Thanks.
- Did you get that?

- Andiamo!
MJ: There you go.
- When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
- When you're in Venice, your socks get wet.
- What's up, Flash Mob?
- How you guys doing?
- I'm here in St. Marco Polo's... Oh!
- This is so much fun.
- Yeah?

Mr. Harrington: Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out? Turns out she ran off with a guy in her hiking group. We had a fake funeral for her and everything... Well the funeral was real. 'Cause we thought she was really dead.

Peter: Get out of here. Go!
- Oh, my God.
- Come on.
- Oh, no, you don't.
- You okay? Get out of here. Go!

Peter: Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great.
MJ: Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.

- If you saved us, why are we about to die?
- MJ!
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry, okay?
- I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts people's feelings.
- I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt.
- We're sharing, right?

Mr. Harrington: Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
Peter: No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.
Mr. Harrington: Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.

- Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
- It's your boy, the Big F, cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dimitri.

Happy: Hey, sorry I'm late.
May: Happy! Hey.
Happy: Oh, you look lovely.
May: Thank you, you too.
Happy: Thank you. New dress?
May: Uh, yeah. Yes, it is. That's a new beard.
Happy: It's my blip beard, because I grew it in a blip. Blip beard.
May: I see.
Spider: What just happened?

- Oh, come on.
- HARRINGTON: Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here.

- Yeah!
- That hurt him. Keep it coming.
Mysterio: Spider-Man, keep your distance.
Spider: I'm trying!
Mysterio: Can't let him get near the Ferris wheel.
Spider: Okay. I'm on it!

Peter: Excuse me, sir!
- I... I can help. Let me help.
- I'm really strong, and I'm sticky.
- I need to lead it away from the canals.

- But not the last threat we'll ever face.
- We need to stay vigilant.
- There's a void in this world for someone like you.
- Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.
- You should join us.
- Thank you.
- I just might take you up on that.

Peter: The world needs the next Iron Man.

- Mr. Stark would've really liked you.
- Where you headed?
- I'm gonna go find MJ.
- Good luck, kid.
- I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance.
- You're pretty awkward.
- Yeah.
- See you later, man.
- See you.

Peter: What's your password?
Happy: Password.
Peter: No, what is your password?
Happy: Password. The word spelled out.
Peter: You're head of security and your password is "password"?
Happy: I don't feel good about it either.

- Toilet, toilet, toilet.
- Which way to the toilet?
- HARRINGTON: Ten minutes, everyone.
- Dimitri, where exactly are we?
- Okay. I'll figure it out.
- Oh, my gosh, it's so sick.
- It's beautiful.
- What?

Mysterio: Whatever happens...
- I'm glad we met.
- Beck, what are you doing?
Mysterio: What I should have done last time.
- Beck, don't do it!
- Beck!

- I trusted you.
- I know.
- That's the most... disappointing part.
- You're a good person, Peter.
- Such a weakness.
- Stark was right.
- You do deserve them.

- That's a halberd.
- Thank you.
- How could you do all of this?
- You'll see, Peter.
- People, they need to believe.
- And nowadays... they'll believe anything.

- You almost killed Brad?
- Look, I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud... but I think he tapped my phone.
- So, what are you gonna do?
- I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person.
- Just... Ahem.

Mysterio: Fury asked me to check you were OK.
Peter: That was nice.
Mysterio: You do have sarcasm on this world, don't you?

Happy: I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ: Who are you?
Happy: I work with Spider-Man!
Flash: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy: I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!
[jet is suddenly destroyed]
Happy: New plan!

- Happy, say something, to let me know you're alive!
- I'm here. I'm here.
- Happy, thank God.
- I bought us some time.
- But not much.
- I'm trying to get to Beck, but I can't shake these drones!
- Gotcha.

- Hey, this is not the autobahn!
- EDITH. DELL: Harrington!
- Is this the autobahn?
- HARRINGTON: Appears to be.
- Commencing second strike.
- HARRINGTON: Peter.
- Plant your fanny and buckle up now.
- Look at the baby mountain goats!
- Baby mountain goats?
- I see them.

- I have access to the entire
- Stark Global Security network, including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.
- Whoa.
- IS MJ texting?
- No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it.
- That's wrong. That's wrong.

- It... It looked so real.
- It...
- Yeah, really real.
- Wait, does that mean that...?
- The Elementals are fake?
- That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right?
- There was fire and destruction, and...
- Who would do something like that?

MJ: Want to go in, on a pair?
Peter: You mean like sit next to each other?
MJ: Yeah.
Nick: [in Peter's earpiece] Parker, you in position?
Peter: No...
MJ: [Thinks Peter is rejecting her] Okay... no?
Nick: [In Peter's Earpiece] Why the hell not?

- Aah!
- Whoa! Whoa!
Spider: Whoa, what is that?!
- Betty! Betty!

Ned: [to MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So, you know too. It's cool. I mean, I've known first and I've known longer but, it's not a competition.

Peter: I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Ned: Awesome.

- Mr. Beck?
- Oh, thank God.

Quentin: Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.

- Brad Davis. Is he a target?
- IS Brad a target? Um...
- Yeah. He's a target. He's a target.
- Copy that.
- Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike.
- Initiating what, now?
- Intercept point determined.
- Releasing kill vehicle.
- E D ITH.

- Oh, God!
- Peter, what's going on?
- I know this isn't real.
- Do you, though?
- MJ! MJI
- Aah!
- I don't think you know what's real, Peter.
- Whoa!

Peter: You can't trick me anymore.

Flash: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die?

- Just a...
[IN BECK'S VOICE] sucken.
- And now all your friends have to die.
- Oh, my God.
- It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.
- But for what it's worth, Peter,
- I really am sorry.

- That's why it's imperative...
- DELL: Hey, boys. So that canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria...
- Another person touches that door, we are going to attend another funeral.
- Suit up.
- DELL: Let me know if you start vomiting.
- Stark left these for you.
- Really?

MJ: You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort.
Peter: What? No! Of course I'm not a male escort.
MJ: Well then you're Spider-Man.

- It's fine.
- You ready?
- Yeah.
- You're gonna love this.
- Okay! Okay!
- Okay. Okay.
- You ready?
- Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch.
- I'm not gonna watch.
- I should stop looking.
- I'm gonna stop looking!

Betty: I would totally kiss you but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Ned: I- I might have a mint.

Mysterio: It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

Mr. Harrington: What do you think it is?
Mr. Dell: You know, being a man of science, witches.

E.D.I.T.H.: EDITH stands for Even dead, I'm the hero.

Happy: Nobody could live up to Tony, not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.

Peter: MJ, I...
MJ: ...am Spider-Man?
Peter: No. Of course not!
MJ: I mean it's... kind of obvious.

Mysterio: If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive.

Ned: Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European.
- Oh, man.
- Let's try that again.
Brad: This is so weird.
- It was right here on my phone.
- 4..
- Yeah. Weird.
- Ow.

- Get in.
- Mr. Fury...
- You've got a lot of explaining to do.
- No, no, no, listen.
- Wait until we're secure.
- Okay.
- Ahem.
- Right.

Happy: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt!

- Don't worry, babe.
- We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air.
- You'll feel a thousand times better.
- Energy spiking.
- We have seismic activity.

Spider: Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!

- Yes, that evolves and grows like any other.
- I still don't know where it's going to go.
- Open to wherever it might lead.
- Anywhere. On or off.
- To share it with people...
- We'll always be friends, no matter what.
- I'm gonna go because I've got a date.
Happy: Because we all are interconnected.
- Bye.
May: We are.

Nick: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.

Nick: You got gifts, Parker. But you didn't want to be here. I'd love to have you in Berlin, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. The choice is yours.

Betty: Guys, we got to go!
- What is that?
- I don't know.
- What'll you do?
- Left my suit in the hotel.
- Why?
- I'm on vacation, Ned!
- Everyone will see my face.
- Get them out of here.
- BETTY: Go! PETER: Just go!

- Talos.
- Um...
- And, uh, you know, shortly after that, it really kind of went off the rails, and so we need you to come back because everyone kept asking where the Avengers are,
- I don't know what to say to that, so you're lucky that Spider-Man won...

- FURY: Parker! You better be on your way.
- Coming.
- Where do you think she's going?
- To the carnival?
- Oh, I... I don't...
- We should go. Yes, we should go.
- Come on, let's go. Come on.

Nick: And this is Mr. Beck.
Peter: Mysterio?
Quentin: What?
Peter: Doesn't matter. It's what my friends have been calling you.
Quentin: Well, you can call me Quentin. You handled yourself well out there today. I saw that you did with the tower. We could use someone like you on my world.
Peter: Thanks. I'm sorry. Your world?
Nick: Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours.
Quentin: There are multiple realities. This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833.
Peter: [excitedly] I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. That changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. How does that even work with the quantum...? It's insane.
[Fury and Hill look strangely at Peter]
Peter: [embarrassed] Sorry.
Quentin: [humorously] Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.

- ♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
- ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted ♪
- ♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
- ♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
- ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted
- Vacation, had to get away ♪
- ♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪

[mid-credit scene]
Pat: We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video, it shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
Mysterio: I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
[cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle]
E.D.I.T.H.: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There'll be significant causalities.
Spider: Do it. Execute them all.
Pat: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.'
J. Jonah Jameson: There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
Mysterio: Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is - Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker!
[cut back to a mortified Spider-Man in NYC]
Spider: What the fu - !

Happy: [To the children he is protecting] No-one dies on my watch.

- Sorry!
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
- Woo-hoo!

- Okay. Be careful.
- And whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house.
- Yeah, Ned, I know.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- Yeah.
- Gotta go.

- You can't trick me anymore.
- EDITH, turn off the drones.
- Biometric scan complete.
- Welcome back, Peter.
- Execute all cancellation protocols?
- J ust do it.
- Execute them all.
- Confirmed.

[IN ENGLISH] Hi.
- I'm looking for a, uh...

- Okay, he's here! Beck, you ready?
- You know what to do.
- On your lead, Spider-Man.
Betty: No, come back!
- Come back and help us!
- You're up, kid.

- Hey, did you see Brad and MJ on the plane?
- They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.
- Dude, don't worry, okay?
- I'm sure that's nothing.
Betty: Hey, babe.
- Huh?
- Can you hold this?
- Yeah, of course.
- Thanks.

- as the greatest superhero of all time.
- But that's not all, folks.
- Here '3 the real blockbuster.
- Brace yourselves.
- Spider-Man's real...
- Spider-Man's real name is...
- Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.
- What the fu...?

- It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control!
- Oh, no. Don't drag me into this, Roger.
- I'm doing my best, Julius!
- Look...
- Oh, the witches are back.
- Oh, my God, get off the bus!
- Okay.
- Okay, follow me, kids.
- Come on, let's go! Aah!

- I mean, look at yourself.
- You are just a scared little kid in a sweat suit.
- I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in.
- I control the truth.
- Mysterio is the truth.

- Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man?
- Yeah.
- Why else would I be watching you?
- Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe...
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.

- Yes.
- Awesome. I'll see you outside in 10 minutes.
- Meet me outside in five minutes.
- Five is good.
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye. Heh.
- Night Monkey, help us!
- Help! Night Monkey!

- These, no.
- Sorry. Sorry.
- I'm here. Mr. Harrington.
- HARRINGTON: Wait, wait, wait.
Peter: I'm here, I'm here.
- HARRINGTON: Oh, thank goodness.

- IS that...?
- Be ready for anything.
- Yeah.
- Ah. It's not real, it's not real, it's not real!
- Whoa.
- That's awesome.

Peter: Happy, is that you?
Happy: Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!
Peter: Stop! Tell me something only you would know!
Happy: Only I would know... Uh... Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn't list the titles but I could tell by the price that it was an adult film at the front desk, and you didn't know how I knew...
Peter: Ok ok! Stop!