The Best Flash Thompson Quotes

Flash: [about Mysterio] He's all right. He's no Spider-Man.
MJ: What is it with you and Spider-Man?
Flash: What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring. He's inspires me to be a better man.
[Peter walks into the room]
Flash: What's up, dickwad? I thought you drowned.

Flash: Yo, Parker! This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except that it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them.

Flash: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
Flash: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die?

Happy: I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!
MJ: Who are you?
Happy: I work with Spider-Man!
Flash: You work for Spider-Man?
Happy: I work *with* Spider-Man, not *for* Spider-Man!
[jet is suddenly destroyed]
Happy: New plan!

- we are unable to consider your application at this time."
- This is so not fair.
- I mean, this is so not fair.
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.
- Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed.
Flash: ♪ No sleep till ♪