The Best Robots Quotes

[Bart and Milhouse walk up to home plate]
Bart: Hey, Dad, can we play?
Robot: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
Milhouse: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
Robot: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

Homer: [robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck] That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
Robot: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
Homer: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.