100 Best Steven Universe Quotes

Steven: [gasps, then laughs] Mr. Queasy!
[shakes the plush doll and laughs]
Steven: You're definitely gonna come in handy!
[removes first aid kit and stuffs it in]
Pearl: Steeeven, let's gooo!
Steven: Coming!
[walks down stairs and onto warp pad]

Pearl: Steve, you are in very big trouble and we have no choice but to punish you!
Steven: But...
Garnet: No dinner for one thousand years!
Steven: [on the verge of tears] One thousand...?

Pearl: A Gem fusing with a human being? It's impossible! Or at the very least, inappropriate.

Greg: No one can ignore The Universe.

Yellow: [singing] Let's make a plan of attack! Start looking forward and stop looking back/ Oh, yes of course, we still love her
[She kneels down and takes Blue Diamond's hands, helping her up]
Yellow: And we're always thinking of her/ Don't you know I miss her, too?
[She suddenly lets go of Blue Diamond's hands and turns away]
Yellow: But, tell me/ What's the use of feeling...?
[She walks away and steadies herself as if to collapse on a balcony]
Yellow: What's the use of feeling? What's the use of feeling...?
[She hums the last notes of the song]

Pearl: Well, you sound very confident. Carry on, then! And remember, Connie...
Connie: Stance wide, body lowered. I've got it, ma'am.
Pearl: [singing "Do It For Her"] Balance is the key!

Pearl: Amethyst, stop this! You can't beat me.
Amethyst: I - don't - care!
[screams and attacks]

Sadie: He let me be his Player Two, and we spent the whole night together!
Steven: Must have been one great video game.
Sadie: [nervously] ... Yeah, it was.

[repeated line]
Peridot: Wow, thanks!

Steven: Onion, this whole time I thought you were just a lonely boy. But you have a whole pantry of friends!

Steven: Ruby, stop being cute! And Sapphire, keep your eye on the ball!
Ruby: [Quietly, to Sapphire] Pun... intended?
Steven: [Warning, to Ruby] Hey! What did I just say?

Ronaldo: [Handing out pamphlets] Protect yourself against the menace of...
Steven: Ronaldo, wait! What is this?
Ronaldo: Well, technically, it's an infozine pamphlet, but I've been calling them Ronalphlets.
Steven: I-I get that part. I'm talking about all this mean stuff you're saying about the Crystal Gems!
Ronaldo: No, no, no. Crystal Gems aren't rock people, Crystal Gems fight rock people. See my documentary, 'Rising Tides, Crashing Skies'.
Steven: Crystal Gems don't just fight rock people. We are rock people! Also, don't say 'rock people'. It's offensive.
Ronaldo: Rock people are different, obviously. For starters, they have rocks embedded in their bodies.
Steven: [Lifts up his shirt to reveal the Rose Quartz gem embedded in his navel] Like this?
Ronaldo: But they can summon weapons from the mud dimension!
[Steven pulls his shield out from his gem without saying a word]
Ronaldo: No, no. You're not getting it. They can alter their forms! That's how they trick humans into loving them!
[Steven shows Ronaldo his 'cat finger', which meows]
Ronaldo: Awww. Wait a second...

Pizza: Don't eat Pizza Steve!

Lars: [as Steven, reading Lars's report card] Fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh-buh-duh-uff...? That doesn't spell anything!

Garnet: [after everyone gets ready to fight Blue Diamond] With all our strength together, we can take her down!
Steven: That's right! This is our home, our planet, our friends and family! We are the Crystal Gems!

Amethyst: I'm not gonna fall apart on you.

Lapis: I've felt worse.

[Lars is checking his pulse when Steven emerges out of his hair, making them both topple over. Lars sits up, groaning]
Steven: Sorry, Lars.
Lars: So, what happened? What's in my head?
Steven: Home!
Lars: Wha?
Steven: Everyone! I made an amazing discovery! I just travelled back to Planet Earth by going through Lars' head!
Lars: You went back to Earth? What the heck? Is my head like a wormhole?
Steven: No, it's way simpler than that! You see, I have a pink pet lion who belonged to my mom when she was still here and, it turns out I can go into his mane and it transports me to a magical dimension where my mom kept a bunch of artefacts on a hill with a tree and for some reason I can't breathe in there. But anyway, when I went into Lars' head I got transported to the same magical dimension, but it was a new part of it, but since the two are connected, I can reach the portal that leads out of Lion's mane which is back on Earth!
Lars: [Stunned] Uhhhh...

White: You are acting like a child!
Steven: I am a child. What's your excuse?

Pearl: As soon as you find the monster, contact me, immediately. I don't want you fighting this things alone. One more time: What are you looking for?
Connie,97648: A monster!
Pearl: What do you do when you find it?
Connie: Call you!
Pearl: [Teasing] And, who's your favorite gem?
Steven: [Chastising] Peeearl!
Pearl: [Teasing] Why, thank you!

Steven: Do it again! It was working!
Yellow: How long to you expect us to hold her together?
Steven: I don't know? Forever! You did this so you have to do something!
Yellow: We can only do so much. If it was the four of us...
Blue: Oh, no. We can't let her see this.
Steven: Who? Who do we need?
Yellow: What do you mean "who"? White!

Garnet: Get open, get honest, invent yourselves together.
[She takes off her glasses, revealing her three eyes, and winks at him]
Garnet: That's fusion.
Greg: Eye!... think I get it.

Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people. And you are not one person. You are an experience! Make sure you're a good experience. Now... Go!... Have!... Fun!

Pearl: White Diamond?
Amethyst: What?
Pearl: Steven. White Diamond isn't like us. She isn't even like them. You have no idea what she's capable of.
Steven: I just want to talk.

Rose: Rose: Isn't it remarkable, Steven? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear. The lives they live are so complicated... a-and so simple. I can't wait for you to join them. *turns the video camera around at her* Steven, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a human being.

Steven: I thought Gems didn't need sleep.
Amethyst: We don't. But it feels good...

Skinny: Prime, prime, prime. You Amethysts are so cliquey.
Amethyst: [to Steven and Greg] Skinny's a Jasper! There are Gems here from the Beta Kindergarten, too!

Sapphire: You're choosing to take it personally.
Ruby: It's fusion, Sapphire! What's more personal to us than fusion?

Peridot: Hey! Yellow clod! Remember me?
Yellow: No.
[Yellow Diamond fires an electric blast from her hand at Peridot, causing her to poof]

Lapis: Thank you, Steven!
Steven: No prob, Bob.
[wipes his spit-covered hand on his pants]
Lapis: ...It's Lapis.
Steven: [awkwardly] Yeah.
Lapis: Okay. Bye.
[She flies off into space]
Lapis: .

Amethyst: [as Steven is getting sucked out to space with th Rubies]
[screaming]
Amethyst: Steven!

Blue: I don't think you'll have much luck with that. White hasn't left Homeworld in eons.
Steven: Then we're going to Homeworld!
Yellow: In what? You and your friends destroyed both our ships!
Blue: Unless... you don't still have yours, do you?

Lars: This is all your fault. I know if something went wrong today, it would be because of you. Now I'm never going to be friends with these guys all because of your weird mom.
[a short pause]
Steven: What do you know about my mom. I didn't even get to know my mom but I do know she saw beauty in everything. Even in stuff like this and even in jerks like you.

Steven: [having numbered the other Stevens] Steven 2, you're the smart one. Steven 3, you're the funny one. Steven 4, you're the sensitive one. And I'm...
[combs his hair]
Steven: the handsome one! Okay?
Steven: [at the same time] Okay
Steven: Okay
Steven: Okeee-dokee-artichokee!
Steven: Steven 4, what are you doing? You're not the funny one, Steven 3 is!
Steven: Well, we're all the same person, so we're all equally prone to being hilarious.
Steven: No, no, that was too smart and observation for you 3. You're the funny one!
Steven: Wait, which one am I again?
Steven: Dang it number 2, you're the smart one!

Sadie: Maybe, I should phone up Lars, and tell him he can stay home, 'cause I found his replacement.
Steven: Really?
Sadie: Oh, no. That was a joke.

Pearl: Before Garnet, Rose was only fighting for Earth. But Garnet changed everything.

Ruby: I am an eternal flame, baby!

[Stevonnie goes into the donut shop. Lars and Sadie have never seen this beautiful stranger before and blush at the sight of them]
Lars: H-how... can I help... me?
[Stevonnie flips their long, thick black hair and wrings it out]
Stevonnie: Two donuts, please.
[Lars gets out a bag of donuts without taking his eyes off of Stevonnie. Stevonnie gets out a bill]
Stevonnie: What do I owe you?
Lars: Uh...
Sadie: Oh, nothing. It's on the house.
Stevonnie: Really?
[Lars and Sadie nod]
Sadie: Mm-hmm.
Stevonnie: Okay.
[They take the bag of donuts and head for the door]
Stevonnie: But just so you know, that isn't a very sound business practice.
[as Stevonnie leaves, Lars and Sadie stare at them, open-mouthed]

[Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl run through the void, looking for an exit. They stop for a moment. Pearl trembles with fear]
Garnet: There's got to be some way out of here.
Pearl: WE'LL NEVER ESCAPE! THIS IS OUR NEW HOME!
Garnet: Pearl, you're overreacting.
Pearl: I'M NOT OVERREACTING!
[She screams and runs madly about the void. Amethyst yawns. Pearl crashes into Amethyst]

Amethyst: Whoa! You truthed him so hard, he died!

Sapphire: I can see the path of fate as it stretches toward the horizon. Ruby can't avoid the inevitable.
Steven: I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Sapphire: Also inevitable.
Steven: Hey, Sapphire? Um, the toilet's frozen.
Sapphire: Such is fate.
Steven: [grumbling] Am I fated to pee outside in the grass, too?
Sapphire: Yes.

Yellow: It's been thousands of years, Blue, and you still can't bring yourself to destroy these Gems? She was shattered by a Rose Quartz. The entire cut of Gems deserves the same fate.
Blue: But they were hers.
Yellow: They should be wiped out of existence, not kept safe in bubbles!
Blue: Yellow, she made them. This is all we have left of her. These Gems, this place, and the Earth.

Amethyst: I never asked for it to be this way. I never asked to be made!

Steven: [Lion leans against Steven's shoulder]
[excited]
Steven: Blink if this means you love me.
[Lion doesn't blink, Steven blows in his eyes to make him blink]
Steven: He loves me!

Steven: Is that star... screaming?

Steven: [after a raccoon steals all his food and eats it] My bindle couldn't fit enough food for me and a raccoon.
Amethyst: Why didn't you bring your backpack?
Steven: ...It wouldn't fit in my bindle?

Greg: Have you... loved... other humans?
Rose: Have you?
Greg: Yes.
Rose: Yes.
Greg: Have you ever been... in love with another human?
Rose: How would I know?
Greg: It's torture.
[Rose steps away from Greg, who is sweating nervously]
Rose: Greg...
[Greg shivers intensely]
Greg: R-Rose?
Rose: Is this torture?
Greg: The worst.
Rose: I'm so sorry.
Greg: Huh? No, don't be!
Rose: What? Why not? Oh, I'm so confused...
Greg: Me too!
Rose: Well! U-uh, this is good! We've got one thing in common!

Pink: Well, I can't exactly shatter myself.

Amethyst: I'm not going to let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!

Stevonnie: If life can thrive here, then so can I. I've just got to hold out until Lars finds me. Until then... we survive.

Stevonnie: [through Connie] I hate it when she ignores me.

Steven: See? This is an Earth crayon! I bet you Gems are used to super-advanced space crayons, but we make do.
[Steven writes his name on a paper]
Steven: Look! Stee-Ven! That's me! Can you do that?
Centi: [Affirmative] Aaih!
Steven: Ah, Steven, you're a genius.
Centi: [Excitedly, holding up paper with illegible scribbles] Iieeaah!
Steven: ...Okay, maybe not.

[repeated line]
Peridot: Clod!

[Pearl jabbers nervously]
Amethyst: MY HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS!
[Garnet shudders]

Peridot: Steven, I'm sorry I couldn't save you, and the billions of other life forms that matter far less to me! Do you have any last words?
Steven: [He hugs Peridot] I love you, Peridot.
Peridot: [Crying] Wow, thanks!

Garnet: Agree with Amethyst. Turn to Steven. Steven, you should go. No, with more enthusiasm. Steven, it's a vacation!
[She gives Steven a thumbs up and smiles]

Amethyst: You just got... GARNETED!

Kofi: There's cream cheese in this pizza bagel...! It adds a whole other level of flavor! And with pizza on a bagel... You can eat pizza any time!

Stevonnie: You have so many worlds and I don't even have one! It's not fair! I want one! I want my own army! I want my own planet! I deserve it! I'm just as important as you!
Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran: [as Yellow Diamond] Then why don't you act like it, Pink?

Pearl: [at Steven's insistence to keep the lion] Uhhh... Are we really going to keep it?
Garnet: We kept Amethyst.

Lars: ...So, wait. I'm a zombie, now?
Steven: No. W-well... No! Y-you can talk, and zombies can't do that. I must have healed you! I've healed people before, just never this much.
Lars: Just admit it, Steven! I'm a zombie!
Steven: O-oh! I know! A zombie wouldn't have a heartbeat!
[He places his head close to Lars' chest. He looks concerned and starts sweating with surprise and fear. The heartbeat is there, but the beats are very slow and far in between]
Steven: That's, uh, pretty slow. But, I think we can rule out 'pink zombie'.

Steven: [First Lines] Noooooo! This can't be happening! This has to be a dream! Lars! Lars, please, tell me I'm dreaming!

[Stevonnie is divided over whether they should eat the small creature before them]
Stevonnie: [through Connie] Come on, we have to, we're out of energy bars!
[through Steven]
Stevonnie: But it's so cute!
[through Connie]
Stevonnie: But we need the protein for a healthy diet.
[through Steven]
Stevonnie: There has to be another way! We can just take the fruit! Fruit's good!

Peridot: [throwing flowers at the wedding guests] Flowers for you! Flowers for you! Flowers for you!
[She hurls a bouquet at Mr. Fryman, knocking him over]
Peridot: Wedding commander; all flowers have been deployed.
Steven: Thanks, Peridot.

Amethyst: [Distorted to Ruby size, and trying to grow bigger by shapeshifting into her Purple Puma form, only to still be short and squat] Huh. Check it out. Puma Cub.

White: Pink! There you are! Hello, Starlight. You certainly gave everyone a scare. They're all just thrilled to see you safe and sound.
Steven: Um, hi? I...
White: As for this latest little game of yours, thank the stars it's over. Did you have fun? Did you get everything out of your system?
Steven: I...
White: Good, good. Everyone is so relieved. Welcome home, Pink.

[Steven and Connie have fused into Stevonnie without realizing]
Yellow: [through gritted teeth] Pink, what are you doing?
Stevonnie: I was just dancing!
[Stevonnie looks down at themself and gasps in shock]
Blue: Pink, this is completely unacceptable! Unfuse or I'll make you!
[Ruby and Sapphire fuse into Garnet and stand between Stevonnie and the Diamonds]
Garnet: You'll have to go through me.
Pearl: And me!
[She grabs Amethyst and fuses with her into Opal]
Amethyst: Yeah!

Steven: Pearl, you have to tell me what's wrong.
Pearl: Sometimes, you even sound like her. Do you remember this place? Do you have any of her memories? We were right here, over 5,000 years ago.

Blue: Happy!

White: What is this? Where is Pink?
Steven: PINK STEVEN: She's gone.
White: What did you say? Answer me!
Steven: She's GO-O-O-O-O-O-ONE!

Padparadscha: I predict that Garnet will make everyone uncomfortable.

Blue: Who are you?
Garnet: I am the will of two Gems that care for each other. To protect each other from ANY threat. No matter how vast or how cruel. You couldn't stop me 5,750 years ago, and you can't stop me now!
Blue: It's you... The Ruby and Sapphire that disrupted my court.
Garnet: This was supposed to be MY day!
Blue: You hope to stop me by... clinging to my feet?
Garnet: I just needed to keep you from taking three steps to the right.
[Lapis Lazuli drops the Barn on Blue Diamond]
Blue: What?

Pearl: You've ruined the ruins!

Mayor: Hello, everyone. Thanks for coming. Wow! This whole abduction business was a real close call, huh? Whoo. But look around you. Everyone is safe and accounted for.
Sadie: That's not true! What about my friend Lars?
Mayor: Who?
Sadie: What? Lars! Lars Barriga? Mr. and Mrs. Barriga's son? Did you even know he was still missing? Did you know he was still somewhere in space? What kind of mayor doesn't know when his own people are lost in space?
Mayor: The donut boy? Is that why the donut shop was closed this morning?
Sadie: Yeah, but...
Mayor: Do not worry. I will do everything in my power to hire a new donut boy.
[the crowd boos]
Steven: No!
Sadie: You've got to be kidding me.
[Lars' mother throws a tomato at Dewey's face]

White: Pink Diamond. Your presence is required.
Yellow: Come on, Blue.
White: Only Pink Diamond's presence is necessary.

Pearl: Is this because of the "Favorite Gem" thing? That was just a joke! Don't tell Garnet.

Kevin: Look, Stevonnie is better than me, okay? Better dancer, better driver. Stevonnie truly does not care what anyone thinks. That's why they're the coolest. If I can't be the coolest, I at least got to be seen hanging with the coolest.

[last lines]
Pearl: [after reminiscing to Steven about a meeting with Rose Quartz] Everything I ever did, I did for her. Now she's gone, but I'm still here. Sometimes, I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.
[sigh]
Pearl: What would she think of me now?
Steven: [hugging Pearl] Well... I think you're pretty great.

Yellow: State your name for the record, please.
Steven: I, um... I am Rose Quartz. And... I'm guilty.
[Yellow Diamond looks surprised. Blue Diamond narrows her eyes in suspicion]
Blue: [as Green Zircon snickers in the foreground] Wait! No, don't say that!
Steven: Everything you guys said I did, I did. And I did it by myself. I'm sorry. I'll accept any punishment you wanna give me. Just let him go
[He points to Lars]
Steven: And leave the Earth alone.
Yellow: Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to me.
Blue: [to Steven] How?
[She leans in towards Steven]
Blue: How did you do it?
Steven: H-huh?
Blue: How did you shatter Pink Diamond?
Steven: Um... well... I-I did it on Earth, in front of Pink Diamond's palanquin. I was probably like, "Stop!", and she was all like, "No!", so, we fought. I think.
[Meanwhile Blue Zircon is slamming her head against the column in embarrassment]
Steven: And, she probably did some cool moves and, I probably did some cool stuff too, s-some jump kicks and stuff, but, I was most likely deeply conflicted about deciding to shatter her. Definitely crying. I probably had to use the Breaking Point to do it.
Blue: [furiously] It was a sword!

Pearl: STEVEN! Did you put my missing shard in that fry costume.
Steven: Yes!
Pearl: Didn't you hear what I said about the living armors and infantries and many, many deaths?
Steven: No!
Pearl: [impaciently] Oh, Steven.

Steven: No. No, I won't go. Pink Diamond ran away from you. Rose Quartz, my mom, she started a war with you. But I don't want to run. I don't want to fight. I just want to talk. We've come so far just to get White Diamond's attention, and now we finally have it. If we can fix our family, we can fix everything!
Blue: But in order to fix it, we'd have to admit that it's broken.

Jamie: [as Pearl] Greetings. I am Pearl, and I come to you as the messenger of the brilliant Rose Quartz! We ask that you turn your ship around. The land that you are headed for is no walk in the park for your species.
Steven: [as Dewey] Nonsense. I won't take orders from the likes of you!
Jamie: [as Pearl] Hmph. Well, then...
Jamie: [as Garnet] You should turn around lest you fall into the sea. And you know humans aren't very good swimmers.
[He holds up a mop with a gem on it which is supposed to represent Amethyst]
Jamie: [as Amethyst] They ain't.

Steven: Square pizza? What's wrong with this crazy state?

[talking to Dr. Maheswaran on the phone]
Garnet: Hello. This is Mom Universe. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
[hangs up]
Garnet: Sorry, I panicked.

Steven: [begins to rap] Oooooh, he's a frozen treat with a whole new taste, because he came to this planet from outer space. A refugee, from an interstellar war, but now he's at, your local grocery store. Cookie Cat! He's a pet for your tummy, Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He left his family behind! Cooookie Cat!
[murmurs]
Steven: Now available at Gertman's off route 109.
[Gems burst out in laughter and applause]
Steven: I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever! Right after I eat this one. Hello old friend.
[bites into one]
Steven: Oh, so good!
[Steven's gem begins to glow]
Steven: I like to eat the ears first.
Amethyst: uh, Steven...
Steven: Wha-?, oh, my Gem!
Amethyst: Quick, try and summon your weapon!
Steven: I don't know how!
[panicking]
Steven: Ah, its fading! How do I make it come back?
Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.
Amethyst: Yeah, and try not to poop yourself either.
Garnet: Please, don't.
[Steven's Gem glow fades away, collective sigh]
Steven: Ah, I was really close that time! Can one of you just explain how to summon a weapon?

Steven: [happy] I summon my weapon by eating ice cream!
Pearl: [concerned, reading the ice cream wrap] What's in these things?

Pearl: [Crying] Steven!
Amethyst: And you thought we wouldn't find him.
Pearl: Hah, you're right...

Pearl: Yesterday you were crying about snakes!
Steven: They don't have any arms...

Steven: Garent! Quick pretend to be my mom to Connie's mom
[hands the phone to Garnet]
Garnet: [into phone] Hello? This... is mom Universe. Yes. The children are playing swords Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no... They're dead. Don't call again
[hands phone back to Steven]
Garnet: Sorry I panicked.

Blue: You cannot fathom how much I've mourned. What thousands of years of grief has done to me!

Greg: Look... these last few months have been great...
Rose: [seductively] Oh, yes.
Greg: But I'm getting a little worried about our future.
Rose: Oh! Just ask Garnet.
Greg: I'm starting to wonder if you... respect me?
Rose: Oh, you're hilarious, Mr. Universe!
[She starts laughing]
Greg: Rose, please!
[Rose continues laughing]
Greg: Can you just-
[Rose is still laughing]
Greg: Talk to me for one second, like a real person?
[Rose abruptly stops laughing]
Rose: I'm... not... a real person...

Steven: Does that mean you'll live forever?
Pearl: No, no. We don't age, but we can still get hurt and die.
[She looks at Amethyst, who is in pain from the rotten burrito]
Pearl: But not from food poisoning.

Pearl: Steven! The Desert Glass, it's rebuilding its castle.
[to Amethyst]
Pearl: Why didn't you bubble it earlier?
Amethyst: Welcome to Shrug City, P.

Garnet: I know you're worried, but there's nothing we can do right now.
[She picks up Steven and drops him near the other Gems]
Garnet: So let's take it easy.
[She cracks her knuckles]
Garnet: I'll show you how it's done.
[She falls over, stiff as a board]

Steven: Like she knows something! Something that's made her scared.
Amethyst: Duh, Homegirl knows we gonna beat her into a green pancake.

Steven: We're the Humans! Steven!
Pearl: Earl!
Amethyst: Amy!
Lapis: Bob.
Sapphire: And Sophie!
Ruby: [Doc] Understood! Our team is the Rubies! Consisting of... Ruby!
Ruby: [Earth Ruby, Nervously] R-Ruby!
Ruby: [Navy, Happily] Ruby.
Ruby: [Army, Abruptly] Ruby!
Ruby: [Eyeball, Vengefully] Ruby...
Ruby: [Leggy, Jolly] An' Rooby!

Sunstone: Chillax, my dudes. Your rockin' pal Sunstone is holdin' it down.

Yellow: You have failed at every stage of this mission. Your only chance to redeem yourself is to obey this simple order. You are to leave the Cluster to grow. It will tear apart the Earth, and I will take immense satisfaction in erasing that hideous rock off of our star maps! Is. That. Clear?
Peridot: Then I won't do it! I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
Yellow: What do you know about the Earth?
Peridot: Apparently more than you, you... CLOD!

Steven: I'm I'm trying to help.
Jasper: Help? Help? I've been fighting from the second I broke free of the Earth's crust because of what you did to my colony, because of what you did to my planet, because of what you did to my Diamond!
Steven: Yellow Diamond?
Jasper: My Diamond! Your Diamond! Pink Diamond!

[Rose and Pearl defeat the Ruby fusion, and one Ruby is left unpoofed]
Sapphire: Thank you, Ruby. You did your best.
Garnet: [narrating] Ruby suddenly realized what Sapphire meant. She had known that Ruby would fail. Sapphire had accepted it, but Ruby... Ruby could not.
Ruby: NO!
[Ruby rushes at Sapphire and pushes her away before Pearl can poof her. The two of them fuse into an entirely new being: Garnet]
Garnet: What...?
[Garnet opens her eyes and starts in shock. She looks down at herself and gasps, staring in astonishment at her hands]
Garnet: What?
[the Gems all around Garnet gasp and mutter]
Garnet: What... what is this?
[Pearl stares, stunned, before starting to rush forward. Rose grabs her on the arm to stop her]
Rose: Wait. This is...
[She sees the other Gems advancing]
Rose: Let's go.
Pearl: [to the Gems] Uh, bye. She and Rose flee the scene.