The Best Stokley Davenport, M.D. Quotes

Stokley: [when asked by Tony to convince and confirm that Tony and Adriana weren't having oral sex at the time of their car accident] to whether somebody was getting "something" in the car, how could I possibly attest to that?
Tony: as the attendee, you can explain how medically, it's not possible.
Stokley: excuse me?
Tony: for instance, if she was wearing a seat belt, there would have been abrasions to the lateral anterior aspect of the right clavicle wouldn't there? Or the right mid-sternum
Stokley: are you a physician?
Tony: no, I'm a pre-board certified massage therapist
Tony: [confused, annoyed] so did she have any kind of those things?
Stokley: Actually yes, on the right clavicle and the sternum just above the Xiphoid process, which would indicate an upright position at the moment of impact
Tony: [to Christopher, referring to Adrianna] so what his saying she was sitting up

Stokley: I reviewed your chart so I ruled out any internal injuries so your free to go. I'll have the nurse process your discharge orders
Tony: [Before he walks away] whoa, whoa this was a very bad accident. I mean are you sure you did all the tests? I can afford it
Stokley: I did the "appropriate" tests. I have a medical degree from John Hopkins, my grandmother was the first black woman licensed to practice medicine in Delaware
Tony: Alright, take it easy. The young lady I was with, they said she was ok, but can I see her?