The Best The Office, Season 8, Episode 12 Quotes

- Oh, man!
- This is not very clever, Jim.
- I know. Look for your stapler.
- Really, Jim? Really?
- Very funny.
- Okay, good night.

Stanley: What's the haul?
Dwight: 32 meatballs.

Robert: Yes!
- And there's my talking point.

Jim: It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam. So, now that she's out, I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes. And it's really weird.

- Is there any way you can move your Van?
- Hey, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl.
- Are you serious?
- Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want.
- And that goes double for me.
- I'll stay even later than you'd like.

Erin: Mush! Mush! Mush!
- Come on!
- Here we go.
- Whoa! Wow.
- I cannot believe you're still on. I can't believe it either.
- I've got this! [Gasping]

Darryl: I've been working out. But the problem is I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.

- What's the haul?
- Thirty-two meatballs.
- Good day. [Chuckles]
- That idiot's been feeding us for a week.
- We'll never have to buy meatballs again.

Kevin: Hey, Oscar. Was that you who just created a party out of thin air, or was it me?
Oscar: That was you, Kevin.
Kevin: It was me.

Andy: I haven't proposed to anyone in years.

Dwight: Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the-
[opens drawer full of meatballs]
Stanley: You've been meatballed!
[laughs]
Dwight: Ugh.
Stanley: Are you ready for some meatball?
Dwight: Aw, man.
[Stanley laughs]
Dwight: This is not very clever, Jim.
Jim: I know.
Stanley: Look for your stapler!
Dwight: [Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny.

Erin: I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But if he was jealous once before, then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.

- So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her?
- Just go nuts... [Growls]
- With sex.
- Have at it.
- Or take it slow, whatever you guys work out.
- You're an idiot.

- And I am bacchus' friend!
- Gentlemen, bear witness, while I've been mourning the nights that never were, one of them has been unfolding here before me.
- This is no get-together.
- This is a party.