The Best U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott Quotes

Maura: I wonder why Benjamin Franklin agreed to be first Postmaster General
U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Are you kidding? He got to "frank" all his letters, for one thing
Jane: Frank?
U.S. Postal Inspector CJ Prescott: Send them for free, no stamps needed. Although technically stamps did not exist back then, so...
Maura: Well, prior to 1847 dates, rates and the letter's origin were all hand written. Yeah, I'm a bit of a philatelist myself
Jane: A philatelist? Sounds dirty
Maura: It means I collect stamps
Jane: No. No way to make that dirty