The Best Gil Eavis Quotes

Gil: Gregory Hirsch, executive assistant to Tom Wambsgams, correct?
Greg: Yes -- yes, if it is to be said.
Gil: I'm sorry?
Greg: Uh, if it is to be said, so it be -- so it is.
Gil: Are you all right?
Greg: Uh, yes. Uh... I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion.
Gil: You can speak to us normally.
Greg: Oh -- no, sir -- thank you, sir. Uh, uh... so I shall.