The Best Hugo Baker Quotes

Kendall: You know, Hugo, life isn't nice. It's contingent. People who say they love you also fuck you. So this is an explicit plan to fuck the deal. Me, rule the world. And you can come. But it won't be a collaboration, OK? You'll be my dog. But the scraps from the table will be millions. Millions. Happy?
Hugo: Woof. Woof.

- See, it's clearly three digits.
Hugo: Hmm.
Roman Roy: I can make out the "R" here.
- But I don't really see--
- Like, does that look like a "K" to you?
Hugo: No, no. We should-No.
- Okay, um...

- All right, enough!
- Let's go.
- Don't touch me!
Hugo: Okay, so, if you guys go to your left, the elevator's to the left.
- I have your room keys, and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes.