The Best iZombie, Season 4, Episode 9 Quotes

Weston: 'Sup, shawty? What is good?
Olivia: On my grind, you know. Gettin' that schmoney.

Olivia: [Rapping] Comin' at you from the basement of the SPD / It's the E to the M to the C-E-E / ME's rolling up for an autopsy / Getting brain like a boss / Call me Queen Zombie

Jordan: Is that Lil' Bones Jones?
Major: You mean Major Jones.
Jordan: Major Jones with a major booze Jones, Major Major.

Don: You sprang for the optional Core i7 CPU?
Blaine: Mmm-hmm.
Don: Will you judge me if I happy cry?
Blaine: Yes.

Detective: Don't waste your sympathy on these guys. They're the worst of the worst.
Ravi: Who's that guy who put his victims' organs in jars?
Detective: Perry the Pickler.
Detective: There's Ice Pick Rick, Zombie Killer Cain...

Ravi: We're calling the prison bus murders "Satan's Jigsaw Puzzle".
Olivia: We started with the face pieces and are working our way out.

Candy: Did Blaine really tell the mayor he could have me on the house, and we'd go all night?
Don: Yes. In fairness, the whole city is on lockdown. So, it's not as if you could leave anyway.
Candy: So I may as well just stay here and spank Mayor Freakfest for eight hours?
[Waves at him with false nicety]
Candy: Hi...
[Back To Don E]
Candy: Is that what's happening?
Don: Blaine always has a good reason for doing what he does.
[Stares at her breasts]
Don: I usually just motorboat with it.

Blaine: You remember when I was on that real-estate agent brain a couple weeks ago?
Don: Yeah. You were asking me all those non-sequitur questions aimed at determining my annual income?

Peyton: [Reading a text from Ravi's phone] "Mosco Bandiwax fell to his death in the Cavern of Nasty Pricks." Does that mean anything to anyone?
Ravi: Only to a little old halfling lady in Mirkwood who will have one less mince pie to bake during the Feast of Belbuck.

Clive: What can you tell us about our human victim?
Enzo: [Opens pad] The 206 Weekly says "Walden Schwartzman was a promising voice in the underground Seattle rap scene". He went by the name 'Dirty Reign'. It also says he was feuding with his identical twin brother, Weston. Better known as 'Lil Drizzle'.
[Closes pad]
Enzo: Okay. Have fun "getting jiggy with it".

Major: [Catching Ravi playing D&D] So, you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer.
Clive: I catch a murderer every week.

Blaine: You don't want to know what I had to do to get this brain.
Don: You want me to blue brain it? Or...
Blaine: It's my $100,000 gift to you.
Don: What? Did you get me Kid Rock?
Blaine: No.
Don: If you bought a brain for 100 grand and I'm the one eating it, there's no way it's gonna be anything good.