The Best Luden Sandelton Quotes

Willa: Give me my job back.
Luden: Well, that's not gonna happen.
Willa: Fine. I want out.
Luden: What are you saying?
Willa: I want a divorce, you idiot. I don't care about this relationship. I never have. Sorry. That's just the way it is. And if I can't put my drawings on your stupid soap boxes, well, then I'm just gonna take your money. Half. Half sounds good to me. I'm entitled to it.
[Luden walks over and picks up a yellow envelope and shows her the blackmail pictures inside, which is of her having sex with Tom]
Luden: I'm sorry it's come to this.
[Willia goes through the pictures]
Willa: You son of a bitch!
Luden: Well, that's good. You let your anger out. No, I get it. No I realize that I'm probably as much to blame for this as you are.

[last lines]
Luden: [as the soap his wife is using starts melting her skin] There are over a dozen kinds of acids in animal parts including hydrochloric acid... Think about it... Would you want the stuff to digest the food in your stomach... To be the same stuff you use on your face?

Willa: [to her husband] What are you doing home in the middle of the day?
Luden: I need to talk to you about the shareholders' luncheon tomorrow
Willa: Oh, great, because I have just finished with the last set of designs and...
Luden: [cutting her off] I'm afraid we're not gonna be able to use your stuff.
Willa: What? Why not? You don't like them?
Luden: No, no. It's not that.
Willa: Damn it, Luden! I created an image for your stupid company. You know, I turned it around! I think you owe me!
Luden: Well, it's just business.
Willa: Then, treat it like a business! Test the damn things! I have worked around the clock for five days straight, I think you could do a regional test, something!
Luden: No! I'm sorry. But we've just closed a deal on an up-and-coming new artist. He's- He's very hot right now and we're lucky to have him.
Willa: Who is it?
Luden: His name is Renaldo Escuarita.
Willa: What?
Luden: Renaldo Escuari... You know him?
Willa: He's a graffiti artist! Luden, I have studied. Do you understand me? Studied! My whole life for this!
Luden: Now, Willa, calm down.
Willa: How dare you do this to me?
Luden: I'm not doing anything to you. Look, it's not the end of the world. You can do your own work full-time now.
Willa: Oh, yeah. Who's gonna buy my paintings, Luden? You?
[she slaps him]