Top 100 Quotes From Thor: The Dark World

Sif: Betray him and I'll kill you.
Loki: It's good to see you too, Sif.

- You're welcome.
- All yours.

- Acting as caretakers to these scoundrels is beneath us.
- Oh, please! If they were beneath you, my rotund friend, they'd all be dead.

Jane: [Jane's phone rings on Svartalheim with a rap song coming from it and Jane looks confusedly at Thor]
Thor: It's not me.

Loki: Brother, whatever you're doing, I suggest you do it faster.

Thor: [arrives at the prison breakout] Return to your cells, and no harm will come to you! You have my word!
[gets struck]
Thor: Very well, you do not have my word.
[attacks]

- Come on, come on, come on!
- Right.
- Holy...
- Shit.

Loki: I am a fool...
Thor: Stay with me. Stay with me!

- We will fight!
- Till the last asgardian breath.
- Till the last drop of asgardian blood.
- Then how are you different from malekith?
- The difference, my son, is that I will win.

Volstagg: If you even THINK about betraying him...
Loki: You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.

Darcy: Why are you smiling?
Dr. Erik Selvig: There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are.

[from trailer]
Loki: Born to be a king, I ask one thing in return: a front seat to watch Earth burn.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- It's all right.
- I'll tell father what you did here today.
- I didn't do it for him.
- No!

- Hogun, the peace is nearly won across the nine realms.
- You should stay here. Be with your people, where your heart is.
- Asgard can wait.
- You have my thanks.
- As you have mine.
- Heimdall, when you're ready.

Jane: That's a quantum field generator isn't it?
Eir: It's a soul forge.
Jane: Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?
Eir: [surprised] Yes.
Jane: [to Thor, quietly pleased] Quantum field generator.

Einherjar: [reporting to Odin] There's no sign of Thor or the Aether. However, we found a body...
[Odin turns and looks at the guard]
Odin: Loki...

- One son who wanted the throne too much, another who will not take it.
- Is this my legacy?
- Loki died with honor.
- I shall try to live the same.
- Is that not legacy enough?

- I think you missed a column.
- Shut up!
- Look, why don't you let me take over?
- I'm clearly the better pilot.
- Is that right? Well, out of the two of us, which one can actually fly?

- What are you all doing?
- You need to get out of here, now!
- You're joking, right?
- That's Thor out there.
- He's waving his hammer around and everything!

[from trailer]
Darcy: Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!
Thor: ...Thank you.

- and go after your friend.
- This was so fun.
- I'll just stay here and say "sea bass" alone.
- And I hate you.
- What? I said he was cute.
- Just shut up and drive.

[Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]
Loki: Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the better pilot!
Thor: Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly?
[the Harrow takes out a building]
Thor: Not a word...

- We're too late.
- The convergence is at its peak.
- Can those things stop him?
- Not from here.
- We can't get close enough.
- I can.

- I've got this completely under control!
- Is that why everything is on fire?

[from trailer]
Loki: After all this time, now you come to visit me, brother? Why? To mock?
Thor: I need your help. And I wish I could trust you...
Loki: If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for.

Loki: [aboard a Dark Elf ship] I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.
Thor: [looking at the controls, clearly lost] I said 'how hard could it be.'

[the Einherjar bring Jane a meal]
Jane: I'm not hungry.
Sif: [knocks down the guards] Good! Come with me!

- I repeat, target missed.
- I'm losing control.
- Mayday! Mayday! Lost positive control.
- What are you doing?
- My signal's not connecting.
- Janel come on.

- Mew mew!
- Mind the gap.
- How do I get to greenwich?
- Take this train. Three stops.
- Mind the gap.
- Sorry. Sorry.

Loki: [mockingly comes to attention before Odin and laughs] I really don't see what all the fuss is about.
Odin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death!
Loki: I went down to Midgard to rule the people of Earth as a benevolent God, just like you.
Odin: We are not gods! We're born, we live, we die, just as humans do.
Loki: Give or take five thousand years.

- I am loki of Jotunheim, and I bring you a gift.
- I ask only one thing in return...
- A good seat from which to watch asgard burn.
- He is an enemy of asgard.
- He was a prisonerin their dungeons.

Loki: Malekith! I am Loki of Jotunheim, and I have brought you a gift!
[throws Jane to the ground]
Loki: I only ask for one thing in return; a good seat from which to watch Asgard burn!

- The aether awakens us.
- The convergence returns.

- We have to hammer them in all around the site and then Jane and Erik will activate them from the tower.
- They're taped together.
- Do you even know what these things do?
- No.
- Neither do I.

- We have to do that again.
- Hi.
- Welcome to asgard.

Loki: And what of Thor? You'll make that witless oaf king while I rot in chains?
Odin: Thor has to strive to undo the damage you have done. He will bring order to the Nine Realms and then, yes... he will be king.

Dr. Erik Selvig: Any questions?
Old guy in the ward: Yeah. Can I have my shoe back?

- We are still unable to restore the palace shields.
- Our artillery cannot detect them.
- Even Heimdall cannot see them.
- My king, we are all but defenseless.
- She's your prisoner now?
- Leave us.

- You have taken something, child.
- Give it back.

- Or so we were led to believe.
- Sire, the aether. Shall we destroy it?
- If only we could.
- But its power is too great.
- Bury it deep.
- Somewhere no one will ever find it.

[Thor flies the Harrow, but is off to a rocky start and destroys a lot of columns in the building]
Loki: I think you missed a column.

Loki: You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It's brilliant Thor! It's truly brillian...
[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms... into a skiff piloted by Fandral]
Fandral: [laughing] I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!
Loki: You lied to me! I'm impressed.

- Ta-dal
- We must strike now no
- Asgard is meaningless.
- The aether has found its way home.

- But asgard ripped the weapon from his grasp.
- Without it, the dark elves fell.

- Who put me there?
- You know damn well!
- You know damn well who!
- She wouldn't want us to fight.
- Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
- I wish I could trust you.

- Of course.
- But, if I may ask, why not keep it secure in your own vault?
- The tesseract is already on asgard.
- It is not wise to keep two infinity stones so close together.
- That's very wise.

Loki: Thor! After all this time now you come to visit me! Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?
Thor: Loki, enough! No more illusions.
[illusion fades, everything in sight is broken, Loki is sitting on the ground looking devastated]
Loki: Now you see me, brother!

- I can barelyremember atime before the light.
- Our survival will be your legacy.
- The asgardians will suffer aswe have suffered
- I will reclaimthe aether
- I will restore our world and I will put an end to this poisoned universe.

Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.
Loki: I didn't do it for him.

- Your father said there was...
- My father doesn't know everything.
- Don't let him hear you say that.
- Jane foster...
- Please meet frigga, queen of asgard, and my mother.
- Hi.

- What the hell was that?
- Why are you smiling?
- There's nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are.
- Take me to Jane's lab.

- We're out of time.
- Jane.
- Janel

- No, I wouldn't.
- Thor!
- No!

- Your friend, Erik...
- What was his last name again?
- And began shouting at visitors to the historic site.
- He was later taken into police custody for psychiatric evaluation.
- Police are still refusing to confirm...

- No, this is one I set myself.
- It does not go unnoticed that you disappear each night.
- There are nine realms.
- The future king of asgard must focus on more than one.
- I thank you for your sword and for your counsel, good lady sif.

Loki: [tries to steer the boat into a tiny crevice in the mountain wall] If it were easy, everyone would do it.
Thor: Are you mad?
Loki: Possibly.

- Loki...
- If it were easy, everyone would do it.
- Are you mad?
- Possibly.

- my queen still worries over me.
- It's only because I worry over you that you have survived.
- Listen to me now.
- I need you to do everything I ask, no questions.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Jane, give me your shoe.
- I haven't seen readings like this since...
- Since...
- New Mexico?
- Don't touch anything!
- Give me your shoe.

Loki: Did she suffer?
Thor: I did not come here to share our grief. Instead I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament...
Loki: Go on.
Thor: I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.
Loki: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?
Thor: I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.
Loki: Hm. When do we start?

- The prisons.
- Loki...
- Go.
- I will look after her.

- Millennia ago, the most ruthless of their kind, malekith sought to transform our universe back into one of eternal night.
- Such evil was possible through the power of the aether, an ancient force of infinite destruction.
- Malekith.
- Asgard' s forces are upon us.

Loki: This is so unlike you, brother. So... clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn't rather punch your way out?
Thor: If you keep talking, I might.

Loki: You can at least furnish me with a weapon. My dagger, something!
[Thor puts something in Loki's hands...]
Loki: At last, a little common sense.
[Thor handcuffs him]
Thor: [grins] And I thought you liked tricks.

- Hello.
- I accept your surrender.

- Stand down, creature, and you may still survive this.
- I have survived worse, woman.
- Who are you?
- I am malekith.
- And I would have what is mine.

Odin: Despite all I have survived, my Queen still worries over me.
Frigga: It's only because I still worry over you that you have survived,

Dr. Erik Selvig: Your brother isn't coming, is he?
Thor: Loki is dead.
Dr. Erik Selvig: Thank God... I'm so sorry.

- Anyone else?
- Perhaps next time we should start with the big one.
- Keep moving. Come on!

[During credits]
[Sif and Volstagg are guided by a red alien]
Carina: I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.
[Sif and Volstagg meet Taneleer Tivan]
The: Asgardians, it's an honor...
Sif: You know why we're here.
[hands the Aether over to the Collector]
The: Of course. But if I may ask, why not keep it secure, in your own vault?
Volstagg: The Tesseract is already on Asgard. It is not wise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.
The: That's very wise. I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection.
Sif: See that it is.
[Sif and Volstagg leave]
The: One down, five to go...

- No!
- See you in hell, monster.

- It's as if they resent being imprisoned!
- There's no pleasing some creatures.
- Return to your cells, no further harm will come to you.
- You have my word.
- Very well, you do not have my word.

Frigga: Please, don't make things worse...
Loki: Define worse.

- Are you all right?
- You saved my life.
- Yeah.
- I guess I did.

[Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]
Sif: I've got this completely under control!
Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

- will be extinguished!
- We're running out of time.
- Almost there.
- Are you sure this is going to work?
- These devices were made to detect anomalies, not cause them.
- Come on.
- Come on, Darcy.

- Hello, mother.
- Have I made you proud?
- Please, don't make this worse.
- Define "worse."
- Enough!
- I will speak to the prisoner alone.

- Thor! No.
- Janel

- You think you can stop this?
- The aether cannot be destroyed.
- But you can.

Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She's quite clever, your mortal. She doesn't know it yet, but she studies the Convergence as well. Even...
[Stops short]
Thor: What?
Heimdall: I can't see her

- This woman is unwell.
- She's dangerous.
- Soam I.
- Requesting armed response officers to scene.
- Hold on to me.
- What are you doing?
- Holy shit.

- We had a stable gravitation anomaly.
- We had unimpeded access.
- Our only competition was ten years old!
- Jane! You were gone for five hours.
- What?
- That's weird.

- That's...
- That's incredible!

- Birds?
- Birds are happening?
- They're starlings.
- It's called a murmuration.
- My dad, he used to take me bird watching as a kid.
- Nerd.
- Look!
- Where did they go?

Loki: [looks at Jane] What I could do with the power flowing through those veins...
Thor: It would consume you.

- Not a word.
- Now they're following us.
- Now they're firing at us.
- Yeah, thank you for the commentary, loki, it's not at all distracting!
- Well done.
- You just decapitated your grandfather.

Jane: [after going through the Bifrost for the first time] We have to do that again!

- Shut up, loki.
- You must have missed something.
- No, I didn't.
- I'm pressing every button on this thing.
- No, don't hit it. Just press it gently.
- I'm pressing it gently, it's not working!
- Get him! Get him!

- How do I change the ringtone on this thing?
- An astrophysicist with three degrees should be able to change her own ringtone.
- Why are you calling me?
- I didn't want to shout.
- Intern says it's this way.
- "Ian." my name is LAN.

Loki: [about Odin] He is not my father!
Frigga: So I am not your mother?
[pause]
Loki: You are not.

- You know, with all that power,
- I thought you'd hit harder.

Odin: All this because Loki desires a throne.
Loki: It is my birthright!
Odin: Your birthright was to die as a child! Cast out on a frozen rock. If I had not taken you in, you would not be here now to hate me.
Loki: If I am for the axe, then, for mercy's sake, just... swing it!

- Are you well, Erik?
- Your brother's not coming, is he?
- Loki 1s dead.
- Oh, thank god!
- I meant, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.

[council of war]
Heimdall: We need to find a way out of Asgard, to the Dark World. There are paths between the realms known only to a few...
Thor: Known only to ONE, actually.

- has made you no less graceful, loki.
- You lied to me.
- I'm impressed.
- I'm glad you're pleased.
- Now, do as you promised.
- And take us to your secret pathway.

- As the nine worlds converged above him, malekith could at last unleash the aether.

- We'd all be dead the minute we step one foot outside the palace.
- That, my friend, is why we won't be leaving by foot.
- I will give you as much time as I can.
- If you even think about betraying him...
- You'll kill me?
- Evidently, there will be a line.

Loki: [on Jane] Say goodbye.
Thor: Not this day!
Loki: This day, the next, a hundred years, it's nothing! It's a heartbeat. You'll never be ready. The only woman whose love you prized will be snatched from you.
Thor: And will that satisfy you?
Loki: Satisfaction's not in my nature!
Thor: Surrender's not in mine!

- [Tis noless than our people did, or you have done.
- You will become darkness.
- Cursed to this existence until it consumes you.
- Until then, no power our enemies possess can stop you.
- I will tear down their defenses and ensure your return to auniverse reborn.

- Jane.
- Malekith.