The Best Tweed Quotes

Tweed: Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?
Carl: You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip.
Tweed: Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.

Multack: We knew another Carl that we weren't fond of, now did we, Tweed...?
Tweed: ...His name was "Marx."