The Best How I Met Your Mother, Season 6, Episode 7 Quotes

Robin: God, your nose is bleeding like a faucet.
Randy: Yeah, I'm sorry this happens every time I get an erection.

Barney: I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.

Randy: Okay, you win. Maybe trashing your office was a mistake. It's just, as along as I can remember, making beer has been my dream.
[Pulls out a beer]
Randy: Wharmpess?
[Marshall takes it]
Randy: I know it sounds dumb to someone who's already achieved his dream. Big time lawyer at a huge corporation.
Marshall: You think working here is my dream?
Randy: Of course. Anyway, I'll clean this stuff up, have someone get that dead squirrel out of your desk.
Marshall: Randy... This is delicious. You're fired

- I will answer that.
- Marshall Eriksen's office.
- Yeah, I can get that for you.
- Just a second.
- Uh, "bank."
- The "B" stands for bank.
- Okay, Mother,
- I'll see you tonight.
- Oh, yikes.
- I better get Mr. Messy a napkin.

- Uh-oh, looks like
- Pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees.
- Come on, Marshall.
- There's a line.
- No, it's because that girl--
- We get it.
- Does it get any better than this?
- Uh, yes. Yes, it does.
- Crap.

- Except for you, Miles.
- Look, Ted, you just have to learn to embrace their hatred, because behind that hatred lies fear.
- And you can use that fear... like I did with Johnny Marley.
- Was there more to that story?
- Little bit.

GNB's: [Goliath National Bank's ad] What makes Goliath National Bank different from other big banks? Here at GNB, We Care.
Barney: [holding a recycling bin] I care about our precious Earth.
[puts in spent soft drink can]
Randy: [opening the door for an old woman] I care about old people.
Arthur: I care about high-yield, offshore investments, and so does Tugboat here. Isn't that right, Tugboat?
[plays with dog]
Marshall: [at his office, eating salad] Okay, get that camera out of my face before I flip you like a cheese omelet!

Marshall: This just isn't working out.
Randy: [Thinking] I'm fired, great. This is the candle kiosk at the mall all over again. Wait a minute... I get a severance check! If I don't shred it, I can use that money to start my own brewery! Imagine a beer with my name on it! Randy Wharmpess, this is the best day of your life!