The Best Index Man Quotes

Sabrina: I need to find someone but I don't know where they are.
Index: Then you've come to the right place, this is the index and I am the index keeper. Walker comma James T at your service and you are?
Sabrina: Sabrina.
Index: Hm, last name first.
Sabrina: Spellman comma Sabrina J?

Index: Now where in the Hill comma Sam did I leave my keys?