The Best Mike & Molly, Season 1, Episode 13 Quotes

Molly: Mike's taking me to "La Boheme"
Joyce: The opera? Have you told him that Elmer Fudd isn't in it?

Mike: [At the opera with Molly] God, where is John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

Mike: [to Molly after sneezing in the car] Here's a million dollar idea. Windshield wipers on the *in* side.