The Best Misfits, Season 2, Episode 7 Quotes

[to Simon]
Nathan: How did it all go right for you, huh? You ended up with a cool flat, beautiful girlfriend.
Kelly: I think it's dead romantic, I do.
[Simon smiles]
Nathan: I think I liked it better when you suffered from a crippling shyness.

Kelly: It's not Jesus, it's some dickhead with a few superpowers.

Nathan: We should probably go for a drink.
Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
Nathan: See if we have similar tastes, and interests.
Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
Nathan: Have a few huge rows!
Marnie: [shouting] What did you do, you stupid prick!
Nathan: I-I'm sorry baby. I-I-I didn't know we where exclusive, and she had massive tits. It will never happen again!
Marnie: We'll make up, and before you know it, I have trapped you in a serious relationship.
Nathan: [laughing] That would be the conventional way to do it.
Marnie: There is just one problem.
[glancing at her stomach]
Marnie: I can't drink.
Nathan: So... I guess we should skip all that other stuff, and get straight down to the shagging.

Alisha: Where are you going?
Simon: I'm going to kill Jesus.
Alisha: I'm coming with you.

Nathan: Two words: Fisherman's Friend.

Curtis: One of your followers killed my girlfriend.
Simon: You're exploiting the vulnerable.
Kelly: You're taking money off people.
Alisha: Sexually assaulting girls
Elliot: Hey, that's the Catholic church for you.
Nathan: Hey, he's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.

Nathan: We may have done sod all with our powers but we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone.
Curtis: She raped me and we killed loads of people.
Nathan: Okay, but we're the good guys!

[Marnie is in labor]
Nathan: How does it feel baby?
Marnie: It feels like my cunt is being ripped apart!
Nathan: I'm no expert but that sounds normal.