30 Best Tank Girl Quotes

T: How much did they pay you to spy on us?
Tank: Two dollars and fifteen cents!

Tank: To the Bat Tank!

Sgt. Small: Fuck me!
Jet: How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to!
[shoots him]

[to old-ish man]
Tank: You are so pretty it makes me sick.

Donner: Wanna dance?
Jet: I don't know how.
Donner: It's okay, I brought condoms!

Jet: It's not funny.

Tank: I'm too young for this shit!

Tank: [shakes fists around] Oh I'm so pretty!
[continues shaking fists and begins to dance from foot to foot]
Tank: Oh, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!

[to Tank Girl and Jet Girl]
Deetee: Okay, we're gonna give you babes a chance to prove yourselves. Call it an initiation.
T: You fail, you die!
Donner: Yeah, but first, you gotta strip.
Booga: That's not in the plan.
Deetee,52723: Why not?

Sub: Reach for the sky gods!

Che'tsai: All the king's horses and all the king's men... wish they had the technology I have.

Kesslee: My my, she'll be fun to break.

Booga: I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.
[Looks down his mutant body]
Booga: Ehh... sort of.

Tank: Feeling a little inadequate?

Sgt. Small: What the hell is that?
Trooper: Sounds like Cole Porter, sir.
Sgt. Small: [points his gun] End it!
Trooper: Sir!

Tank: Look, it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.

Jet: Now here's the situation. This bird has got no electrical and in about two minutes we're going to be kissing gravel, so listen to me you sperm sucker! Either you get off your butt and clear us for landing or I'm gonna fly this rocket right up your socket!

T: Prison, my ass. That's exactly what they want us to think.
Booga: Or better yet, that isn't what they want us to think, that way we'll think what they think we might think, but actually...
T: Booga.
Booga: Huh?
T: Try not to speak.

Tank: I win.
Kesslee: Yeah, lucky you. Just wait to see what you've won...

Tank: [locked in a meat freezer, wearing nothing but a straitjacket] It's... really... hard for me... to play with myself in this thing.

Tank: Who'd you use to be?
T: A cop.
Tank: Figures.

Tank: [has the Madam captive] Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!
[considers the Madam's face]
Tank: This might take a really long time.

Tank: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"
Jet: [shy laugh, covering her mouth] You're sick.
Tank: How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?

Deetee: The code will be... "on the road." Yeah...
Donner: He's Jack Kerouac incarnate.

[last lines]
Booga: I took the bullets out of their guns. That was smart, huh?
Tank: Booga, that was very smart.

Kesslee: The pipe. You're gonna really love this one. It goes down 40 meters.
[throws a marble down the pipe]
Kesslee: It gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go.
Tank: Sounds wicked. Can I go first?

Jet: You take the tank!
[rock music starts]
Tank: Are you sure?

Tank: Lock up your sons!

Tank: I have two words for you. Brush your teeth!

Soldier: You've been stealing water.
[points his gun in Rebecca's face]
Soldier: Not smart.
Second: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We could have a lot of fun with this one.
[Rebecca's pet cow lows]
Soldier: Well, well... don't you know you shouldn't own animals?
[shoots the bull]
Soldier: There's a water shortage.
Tank: [spits in his face] There's your water!