The Best B.J. Poteet Quotes

Bonnie Jean 'B.J.' Poteet: In Texas, we have what's called the "Bubba Factor," where everyone is nicknamed Bubba. Except Ross Perot... they call him Mr. Bubba.

Julia: Well, he certainly seems like a... sweet man.
Carlene: Yes, he does... And he's awfully handsome, too.
Julia: Yes, he is.
B.J. Poteet: Hey, they're both gone. Let's come clean. That man is dumber than a box of rocks.