The Best J.D. Shackelford Quotes

James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford: You look so beautiful.
Mary: Where do you want to do this: upstairs or downstairs?
James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford: Honey, I thought we would have some wine and music, then a littlle foreplay...
Mary: I was too embarassed to tell you...
James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford: Tell me what?
Mary: I have never had sex with anyone but Ted.
James Dean 'J.D.' Shackelford: You haven't?
Mary: And I do not know anything about anyone else. I mean, Ted's idea of foreplay was holding me by the feet and saying, "Make a wish."