The Best Carlene Frazier Dobber Quotes

Carlene: I've learned one thing in my life; never fry chicken when you are naked.

Carlene: You know, Allison, you remind me of someone I saw on the Discovery Channel last night.
Allison: And who might that be, Carlene?
Carlene: Adolf Hitler.

Julia: Well, he certainly seems like a... sweet man.
Carlene: Yes, he does... And he's awfully handsome, too.
Julia: Yes, he is.
B.J. Poteet: Hey, they're both gone. Let's come clean. That man is dumber than a box of rocks.