The Best Twin Peaks, Season 2, Episode 8 Quotes

- You set me up!
- You bitch! You bitch!
- I'll get you, you bitch.

- Diane, it's 11:05 pm. I'm in my room at the great northern hotel.
- There's not a star in the sky tonight.
- Ben home is in custody.
- The trail narrows, Diane.
- I'm very close, but the last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult.

- Hello, Pete. Gerard's missing.
- He knocked the deputy out.
- Pete, you'll have to excuse us.
- He don't get far.
- Hi, sheriff. Agent Cooper.
- [Baby coos1
- Lucy?

- Norma, hoping to spend much more time with you.
- If it's all right, we'd better check in.
- I've got a Tokyo fax waiting for me at the desk.
- We'll be at the great northern.
- I'm sorry we missed Henry.
- I'll call you later, okay?
- Okay. Nice to meet you.

- When I take you out in the surrey when I take you out in the surrey
- With the fringe on top
- Harry, are driver education programs mandatory in your school system?
- Yep.
- I think we got a dropout.
- Harry, look out.

- I thought that Jacques Renault had...
- No.
- You have a strong case against him?
- Yes, we do.
- Oh, god.
- Will you be all right, Leland?
- Oh.
- The law will handle this.
- As it should be.
- Thanks, Harry. Agent Cooper.

- I was with Catherine.
- That's not a good choice.
- It happens to be the truth.
- Oh, dear.
- Is there any sign of her?
- Bone... bone fragments or teeth?
- Charred corroborating note regarding your whereabouts?
- I'm so depressed.

Jerry: Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest that you get yourself a better lawyer.

Gwen: Sperms? That is all men think about. You know, I remember when little Carl was first born, and they laid him out on my breast, and I looked down and saw what kind of a tiny little creature I was dealing with, and I thought to myself, I thought, "my God, just what the world needs - another sperm gun running around loose." Right? Women beware!

Sarah: Leland?
- Yes, dear.
Sarah: Remember to sign us up for the Glenn Miller night at the club.
- Don't worry, dear, I won't forget.
- Bye, hon.
Sarah: Bye, Leland.

- Really? Like a salesman?
- Oh, no, I'm thinking more executive suite.
- Bobby, that sounds great.
- I'm gonna give you anything you want.
- Um, I want a full-time nanny.
- Maybe a French maid.
- Bobby.

- Set me up.
- Set me up.
- Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry when I take you out in the surrey when I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top

- But they got better.
- I was misinformed. I'm the father.
- Oh, brother.
- Aren't I?
Gwen: Oh, yeah. Oh, come here.
- You want to see your mean aunt Lucy.
- Oh, aren't you neat, you little snooky-bookems.

- He's close.
- Nurse.
- Could I have a glass of water, please?
- Yes, sir.

- Do you remember our first room, Ben?
- Me on the top bunk and you on the bottom bunk.
- And Louise dombrowski dancing on the hook rug with a flashlight.

- She thought that you were coming over last night.
- Um, did she say anything?
- Well, I would have to say that she was a little bit disappointed.
- Leland?
- Leland, honey?
- Excuse me.

- Truman: Cooper.
- They found Gerard.
- Near the waterfall.
- Better go. They're waiting for us.
- Let's go get him. Leland, we'll see those clubs another time.
- I understand, agent Cooper.
- You let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
- Will do.

- Sometimes an outsider can forget that.
- Well, the salmon was fresh and firm and just a little bit overdone.
- Mine too.
- Just right.
- Would you excuse me for a minute, please?
- I'll join you.
- Ladies, hurry back.

- Diane, 10:03 am, great northern hotel.
- Sheriff Truman and I have just been with the one-armed man, or what's left of him.
- In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest.
- In our world, he's a shoe salesman and lives among the shadows.

Special: Diane, 10:03am, Great Northern Hotel. Sheriff Truman and I have just been with the one-armed man, or what's left of him. In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest. In our world he's a shoe salesman and lives among the shadows.

[Ben is held in custody]
Jerry: Now your 24 hours are up! You either charge my client or let him go.
Sheriff: Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura Palmer.
Benjamin: Good move, Jer.

- Leland?
- If you can remember anything unusual about Mr. Horne's behavior the night of Laura's death, would you please let me know?
- I will, of course.
- Thank you.

- to the newlyweds and their happiness.
- Thank you, Henry.
- It's very generous.
- To Ernie and Vivian, to much success in their future and all their future dealings.
- How sweet.
- That's sweet.

- offered by the federal prison system.
Catherine: Ben, so nice to see you again.
- She set me up.
- That Catherine.
- She set me up.
- She's a cautioned, isn't she?

- Yeah. Look, I'm sorry we bothered you.
- Hey, no bother, no bother.
- Say hi to your folks for me, Donna.
- Okay.
- Okay.
James: Goodbye, Mr. Palmer.
- Bye, James.
- Take it easy now.
James: All right.

- Leland Palmer.
- Whoops! Excuse me.
- Whoa!
- Does he know we arrested Ben horne?
- Doesn't look like it.
- Harry, best if he'd hear it from you.

- Everything okay?
- I'm not sure.

- Lucy?
- What?
- Andy?