The Best Boy Meets World, Season 3, Episode 8 Quotes

Eric: Ooh, who's that sexy babe in the tank top?
Cory: That would be Mom.
Eric: Ahh! Ahh!

Eric: You see, I knew this would all work out. It worked out for you, and it worked out for me. Guys, I want you to meet the woman I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.
Amy: We've met. Meet your cousin, Wanda.
Eric: Ohh! Ugh!

Cory: You know what, Eric? We just might get away with this.
Eric: Mhm. Soon we'll be John Adams legends, and you know the best part?
Cory: What's that?
Alan: Your parents don't have a clue.
Eric: Yeah...
Cory: Exactly.
[they realize that they are busted, and slowly turn to see Alan facing them]

The: Excuse me. I'd just like to tell you that I really liked what I heard.
Gordy: Oh. Nah, it was nothing. We were just messing around.
The: No, no, no. You guys really got something. I mean, believe me. I know what I'm talking about. I used to manage a band. Well, a few years ago. It's a family group. Still got the bus we toured in!
[He hands Jedediah a business card]
Jedediah: The name sounds familiar.
The: It sure would be nice to be able to be able to handle an act without a mother in it. Well, so, call me. You know, you guys could be bigger than the Beatles.
[He leaves]
Gordy,104065: Bigger than the Beatles. Hm.
[They mull it over]
Gordy,104065: Nah!

Shawn: [There is a massive handpainted sign advertising an illegal rave. As Mr. Feeny walks by, he tears it down. The students in the hall groan] You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it's stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.
George: Sure. And it's lonely at the top. But I save a lot of money on call waiting.
Shawn: What do you have against throwing an illegal rave?
Cory: Hey, what is a rave, anyway?
George: A rowdy underground party. Get hip, Mr. Matthews.

Gordy: [while carrying a hot tub up the stairs] When you're young, this may be for making out. But, when you are your parents' age, it is for reading.
Alan: Come on, Gordy, you've got more miles than I do.
Gordy: And I'm very well read.

Cory: Hey, who's that sexy babe in that wet tank top? She's pret...
[realizes it's his mom]
Cory: Oh my God.

Reginald: So, Gordon, Alan Matthews tells me you have a lovely big home with lots of extra bedrooms.
Gordy: Oh, did he? Well, it's barely a shack compared to Jedediah's place. Freestanding guesthouse.
Reginald: Ooh! Perfect.
Jedediah: If you even drive down my street, you're a dead man.