The Best Dante Greco Quotes

Christopher: [after showing them the van full of cigarettes] I hit the fuckin motherload! Twenty G's a product a week: Little Paulie's behind me with the other half
Corky: Fuck me
Christopher: Now, twenty percent of this load, they can stamp the packs for the vending machines, the rest, the cartons can go to the bodegas, let him worry about the stamps. I'm beat, I'm gonna hit the fuckin rack: have Ade cook me up a nice Carbonara
Christopher: [after noticing Dante Greco and Corky DiGioia nervously look at each other] What's the matter?
Dante: I don't know how to tell you but Adriana's in the hospital, she was in an accident
Christopher: [shocked] What, when?
Corky: Last night around two o'clock
Christopher: Jesus Christ, what happened? Is she alright?
Corky: she got banged up but she's gonna be ok
Christopher: The drinking and driving, I told her, where is she?
Dante: Mount Mercy, in Dover
Christopher: Dover?
Corky: Apparently, they swerved to avoid hitting a deer in the road
Christopher: They?
Dante: her and Tony
Christopher: Tony? Soprano?
Corky: Uh huh
Christopher: Is he alright?
Dante: Not a scratch, the fucking luck on this guy
Christopher: [after thinking it over] Oh, yeah Dover, right, she's got an aunt she's close to out there whose been sick, she's close to Tony's aunt

Dante: [Over the phone with Silvio] Tony walked away without a scratch but Adriana suffered a severe blow to the head
Silvio: [Over the phone with Hesh] Adriana got caught giving the big guy a blow job
Bobby: [Over the phone with Paulie] when the paramedics found her, she still had his cock in his mouth
Hesh: [Over the phone Hesh] statistics show that most single car fatalities are the results of guys "popping their loads" behind the wheel
Junior: [Over the phone] apparently, he came all over the sun visor
Agent: [Over the phone with her colleague] guess who "went down" on Tony Soprano?

[In the safe house]
Anthony: [Hands Tony an envelope] Right now it's light
Tony: This situation ain't all bad haven't a green vegetable in over a week
Benny: Can't even go down to the pork store got to hang around here doing nothing
Anthony: [Tony gives the cat some food] who's he belong to?
Benny: He just showed up during the big storm
Tony: He caught a mouse down in the cellar
Patsy: A lot of my customers are giving their action to New York
Carlo: Power vacuum their taking advantage
Dante: [Walden comes in the front door and greco draws his gun] what the fuck are you coming that way for?
Walden: Sorry I forgot
Carlo: We're going to meet Paulie down at the hospital and visit Sil you want to come?
Tony: No, I got some shit I have to do, my daughter
[Tony picks up his assault rifle leaves the room and goes upstairs]
Benny: Yesterday was his gout