The Best Isabel Quotes

Isabel: Consider my offer. If nothing else, with Hugo there, Sookie will be less likely to arouse suspicion. People of the church, they have a way of not trusting woman when she's absent a man.
Sookie: Bill, I have to say, as a woman who's been absent a man most of her life, that could not be more true.

Stan: We take them all out at once. Preemptive strike.
Isabel: Of course, so the federal government can bombs us back to the Middle Ages.
Stan: Things were better then.
Isabel: Then go to Romania and live on a cave, you ranchero poser.

Nan: [to the vampires in attendence] Do you have any fucking idea of the PR mess you've made? And who has to fucking clean that up? Me, not you, Me. We should drain everyone of you bastards.
Eric: Stan went to the church on his own. None of us knew anything about it.
Nan: Oh really? Because everyone who met Stan in the last three-hundred years knew that he had a kink about slaughtering humans. But you, his nest-mates, his sherrif has no clue.
Isabel: And how were we supposed to know that this time he meant it?
Nan: Not my problem. Yours.
[to Godric]
Eric: [seething] Don't talk to him like way.
Nan: [to Eric] Don't talk to me that way!
[to Godric]
Nan: Lets get to the point, sheriff. How'd they manage to abduct you?
Godric: They would've taken one of us sooner or later. I offered myself.
Nan: Why?
Godric: Why not?
Nan: [pinched] They wanted you to meet the sun and you were willing?
Godric: What do you think?
Nan: I think you're out of you mind and than I hear about a traitor?
Godric: Irrelevant. Only a rumor. I'll take full responsibility.
Nan: You bet your ass you will!

Stan: You should have told me Eric hired a fuckin' human, Isabel.
Sookie: Now wait just a minute.
Bill: [about Sookie] Respect her!
Isabel: [to Stan] I couldn't tell you, Stan. You've been off on your own for days.
Eric: Are you certain Godric was abducted by the Fellowship of the Sun?
Isabel: No!
Stan: Yes! They're the only ones with the organization and man-power.
Isabel: But they're amateurs. It doesn't make any sense. This is Godric we're talking about. Two thousand years old.
Stan: Old don't make you smart.
Isabel: Besides there's not proof.
Sookie: If they've got him, I'll hear it. That's my job.
Stan: There's not reason to wait. We need to take these fanatics down. Full out attack. Exterminate them like the vermin they are.
Isabel: [angrily sarcastic] Hmm, vampire hating church annihilated. Wonder who did it? Fucking brilliant!
Bill: I doubt the king of Texas would approve of the destruction of our international political agenda.
Stan: Fuck that. The great revelation is the biggest mistake we ever made.
Isabel: Don't use Godric to make your own little power play.
Stan: You're completely incompetent!
Eric: [almost yelling] What's happened to Godric that he surrounds himself with clowns?
Isabel: We invited you as a courtesy. This is not you territory. You have no voice here.
Stan: Yeah, sheriff. Why don't you run back on down to Louisiana. We don't need you or your puppets.
Eric: I'm not going anywhere.
Sookie: I'm nobody's puppet!
Stan: I have a plan.
Isabel: It's not a plan. It's a movie!

Stan: [about Hugo & Sookie] Maybe the little rats have run off, joined the Fellowship themselves.
Isabel: Careful. Hugo is mine.
Stan: Oh please! If you care so much about him, you'd have been in that church hours ago.
Isabel: With no plan, no exit strategy? That's why you'll never be sheriff, Stan, You don't think.
Stan: And you're too chicken shit to act! That's why you've been getting Godric coffee for the last fourty years.
[to Eric]
Stan: And you... Fellowship has your maker and you telepath and still you do nothin'.
Eric: [advancing to hold Stan to the wall] Are you questioning my loyalty, Stan?
Stan: Just trying to return Godric to his rightful position.
Eric: Oh really? 'Cause I think maybe you have another agenda. You think starting a war with the Fellowship will distract us from the truth. That you're so starved for power, you murdered Godric for his title.
Stan: That's a lie! How dare you accuse me?
Isabel: Eric, we don't know this. There's no proof.
Eric: [releasing Stan] Not yet. But I will find it and when I do, there will be no mercy. In the mean time, you two can stand here and quibble over his decision. Run into that church and kill them all. I no longer care.
[turning as blood tears start]
Eric: If Godric is gone, nothing will bring back what I have lost.

Eric: [observing the compound, disdainfully] You've got to be joking me. 'This' is the Fellowship of the Sun? That's their army? Scared little boys with bibles and crossbows?
Isabel: Don't underestimate them. Support for their movement is growing. Their leadership camps are over flowing with self righteous extremists, all willing and ready to die for their cause.
Eric: That can be arranged quite easily.
Isabel: Not until we know for sure the Fellowship has Godric.
Eric: What about your boy Hugo? And Sookie? They've been in there too long.
Isabel: There's no sign of alarm and if Hugo were in serious danger, I would know it. I felt something earlier but it passed. He's OK now.
Eric: Tell me, what is it you find so fulfilling about human campanionship?
Isabel: They feel much more strongly than we do. Everything is urgent, exciting. Maybe because their lives are so temporary.
Eric: Yes, they certainly don't keep well. Do you find the prospect of him growing old, sickly and crippled somewhat repulsive?
Isabel: No, I find it curious. Like a science experiment. How does Bill Compton feel about your interest in Sookie?
Eric: I'm not interested in Sookie and even less in how Bill Compton feels. My only interest is finding Godric.

Isabel: [hauling Hugo in front of Godric] Here is the one who betrayed us.
Godric: Hugo... he is your human, is he not?
Isabel: Yes, he is.
Godric: Do you love him?
Isabel: [sobbing] I-I thought I did.
Godric: [looking between them] It appears you love him still.
Isabel: I do. I'm sorry. But you are my sheriff. Do with him as you please.
Godric: [to Hugo] You are free to go.
Stan: [furious] What?
Godric: The human is free to go...
[to Hugo]
Godric: And do not return. I fear it is not safe for you here.
Stan: This is a travesty!
Godric: This is my verdict.

Isabel: I know how worried you were about Sookie infiltrating the Fellowship and I thought Hugo could help.
Bill: And why would you want to help us?
Isabel: Because Godric is my sheriff, not yours. It would be criminal to let you take such a risk without my at least offering.