The Best Jackson Quotes

Avery: I need a new team leader.
Jackson: Sir, I'm your man. I will not rest until the alien and all his accomplices are brought to just...
Stan: [to Bullock; pointing at Jackson] He told me he hates you.
Avery: What? Jackson, is this true?
Jackson: ...Yes.
Avery: Get out of my sight! Smith, how do you feel about me?
Stan: You're okay, I guess.
Avery: Good, then you're the man for this job.

Stanley: You know what's so wrong about gayness? If there are two men, who has the vagina?
Jackson: Yeah, yeah - you need a vagina.
Jeff: Yeah, vaginas are great. Wish I had one.

Dick: You're a dead man, Smith! You are gonna die! I don't know where or when, but each of us has to go in our own time!
Jackson: Is that even a threat?
Judge: Order! Order! The gallery will refrain from shouting out existential truisms!