The Best Dick Quotes

Avery: Dick, I believe you're up.
Dick: I don't have anything for show and tell. I just found out I have liver cancer.
Avery: I'm giving you a zero for the day.

Dick: You're a dead man, Smith! You are gonna die! I don't know where or when, but each of us has to go in our own time!
Jackson: Is that even a threat?
Judge: Order! Order! The gallery will refrain from shouting out existential truisms!